Hey guys and dolls, sorry for the very long wait for chapter 14 of HTLWSBH I was caught up in a lot of friendship drama and exam preparation... But I won't make you wait any longer so on with the fanfiction! HUZZAH!

Don't forget to review and tell me your thought or any ideas you'd like to see.

-iamnemesis

66. Chaos at Baskerville.

So as you all know, me and Sherlock broke into a military base last week. That was fun... But apart from the getting drugged by your best friend and other shenanigans that happened you would think; I bet Sherlock and John had a great time!

The answer is haha no.

You see when we were in said military base, Sherlock was being more of a child than usual. I was basically a pissed-off mum for the entirety of our stay there.

I bloody told him off so many times, I'm talking about:

"Sherlock, stop petting the test subjects!"

"STEP AWAY FROM THE BIG MACHINE!"

"Stop touching the bloody glass Sherlock."

"No touchy!"

In summary it was hell.

67. SPECIAL GUEST TIME!

Ok guys, as you know, the yard reads my blog. And today, to have a rant of his own, Greg will be doing a little segment.

Hey guys, Greg here. Today I would like to tell you a story.

One day, when I was doing paperwork, Sherlock barged in as usual and started being a bastard. So I kind of blocked out what he was saying, my thought wandered and I then thought that Sherlock was very cat-like. I mean have you seen his nails, they're like talons!

So I then proceeded to tell him he was very cat-like, and he was very offended. He then proceeded to hiss at me and climb the curtains... This was yesterday and he still hasn't come down.

We've tried everything, poking him with a broom... offering him fish... but all he has done is grip the curtain very tightly and swat at our heads if we are in close proximity.

IT HAS BEEN HELL.

68. Sneezing.

As you know, Sherlock Holmes does not, or tries not to, show weakness.

Ah but there was one such time, I remember it well, Sherlock sneezed in my presence.

It was during a few moments of awkward silence when I suddenly heard a massive

"AAAACCCCHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I was startled and watched as Sherlock flew back into his chair from the force of the sneeze.

It was adorable, almost like a cute kitten who was then shocked at what their body just did.

69. Sherlock takes a bath.

Oh boy. This was a hard day if I remember.

Sherlock was covered head to toe in mud, and was refusing to get clean, because he was still working or whatever.

So I dragged him back to the flat by his ear and made him stand on a bunch of newspapers in the living room.

I filled the bath up with hot soapy water and dragged him into the bathroom. There was no time to force him to strip since he was already breaking free.

I pushed him into the bath and held him down with the nearby toilet plunger. I then got the shower head and turned it on. I then made sure it cleaned his face and hair and well, the rest of him as well.

He was hissing like a cat, and splashing the now muddy water all over the bathroom floor and onto me. But I didn't give in! I would get that consulting detective clean even if it was the last thing I would do.

I then told him to finishing getting clean before I ran out and locked the bathroom door and front door. He couldn't get out now!

However he apparently escaped through the window and went back to Scotland yard... soaking wet.

A week later, he was tucked up in bed with a severe cold.

70. internet history

As you know, Sherlock uses my laptop from time to time, and after he finished using it I always chack the internet history.

Here are the results from today;

20:35- google search- johnlock erotic fanfiction.

21:00- tumblr – majestic Thorin Oakenshield.

21:15- google search- why john no love me?

21:30 –youtube-3 hours of sneezing kittens

00:30 – google search- free kittens

1:00- google search- how to convince flatmate and landlady to let you have 30 free kittens.

And it just gets worse from there to be honest...