Hey guys and dolls! Okay, so I missed Christmas... and New Year... so you won't be getting any themed chapters anytime soon! Isn't that great? Right, how would you all feel about a "How to live with John bloody Watson"? if it's too much we'll just stick to my original, top secret mean plan and everything will be all good... until the last chapter.

Don't forget to review!

-iamnemesis

71. The naughty step.

Okay, I'm sure all of you are wondering how I keep Sherlock in line. And NO! Not like that you dirty minded readers, I have a naughty step. I know that sounds weird but it works! For example;

Example A-

"SHERLOCK! PUT THE TV DOWN..." I warned putting my hands in front of me.

"B-but the inaccuracies John! THE INNACURACIES!"

He then threw the TV in front of him in anger and the screen smashed. I wasn't even angry, I just pointed at the top step leading to our apartment and raised my left eyebrow. He trudged off, sulking all the way.

He sat down and stared off into the distance, still questioning those inaccuracies.

Example B-

Well, there no story for this one really, just think... every time Sherlock has done/said something wrong he gat 5 minutes time out on the naughty step.

All I need now is to convince Mycroft this works!

72. Changing a light bulb.

How many detectives does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're bloody idiots and you should just do it yourself.

Sherlock actually broke two dining chairs, a table and the bloody lampshade trying to change a light bulb.

He would insist that "he could do it!" However, the reality is he couldn't, not to save his life.

I hope the criminals don't get the wrong idea about that...

73. Are you smarter than a ten year old?

When Sherlock saw this program on TV he took at as a personal challenge.

He went on the bloody show.

The producers weren't impressed when Sherlock flipped a desk because they asked him about the solar system, which apparently "undermined his intellect and was pointless to human society... etc"

He was escorted out by security and was asked never to return to the studio again.

He returned... Obviously...

But not without Mrs. Hudson.

She was brought into the studio where she told off the producer for hurting "her boy" and almost mothered him to death.

It was a good day.

74. flirting with people.

Here I will list all of Sherlock's awkward flirting situations.

He's introduced himself as " Hi, I'm single" instead of using his name

When trying to smile at the criminal mastermind he's tripped over his shoe and face planted

When asked " Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" he gave them an hour long lecture on biology.

" If you were a potato, you'd be a good potato...?"

"John! Flirt with jim for me..."

75. Monopoly

The less said about Monopoly the better to be honest.