Hey guys and dolls, here's the 16th chapter, please enjoy and review.
-iamnemesis
76. Sherlock's attitude to murder.
It was after a study in pink, and I had (NOT, DEFINITLY NOT... F*** YOU LESTRADE) killed a man.
Sherlock wasn't exactly stressing over this situation.
You know, sociopath and everything.
I'm pretty sure this was how the conversation went:
"7 billion people in the world, and you're overreacting because we killed one man"
"But—"
"Seven. Billion. People. Now quit the complaining and eat your noodles."
I mean, what the hell Sherlock.
What. The. Hell.
77. "safer, not safe"
When we were kidnapped by fan girls. For the seventh time. This month.
We decided to actually try and escape this time, so we ran through the front door and into the night.
(So dramatic)
We hid among the dandelions, such a useless weed.
I sighed in relief, we were safe.
I said this to Sherlock, expecting like a romantic confession or something... not like I want that or anything... haha.
"safer, not safe john. GODDD"
78. Stop yourself Sherlock. (haha Daniel)
Deductions? ("the beige beret suggests that she is a narcissist")
Stop yourself Sherlock.
Wearing suits in the shower (In the shower people! The shower...)
Stop yourself Sherlock...
Opening a door (He walked into a doorframe)
STOP yourself Sherlock
Not being able to speak (He literally said the sentence "His red must of been nose")
STOP YOURSELF SHERLOCK...
79. vegetable puns
After Sherlock asked me " why am I literally watching a vegetable?"
I knew, right then and there. That this was my opportunity...
"Sherlock, you'd be a cutecumber"
"Sherlock, you look radishing"
"ahh, good thyme's eh Sherlock?"
"I leek you"
80. the sneezing incident.
Sherlock was casually waving a gun about and stuff. When he sneezed.
This sneeze was so dramatic, it would have won a bloody bafta. Sherlock, mid sneeze, pulled the trigger and "accidently" shot the dinosaur toy that was sitting on anderson's desk.
Oh there was tears, tears of laughter from me and Sherlock and tears of utter despair the just ran down Andersons weird face.
It was beautifully tragic.
A bit like titanic if you ask me...