Hey guys and dolls! Here is chapter 17 of HTLWSBH! We're so close to the end now... only 15 tips left after this!
So please enjoy, and don't forget to review, especially if you want Sherlock to do something before the end.
-iamnemesis
81. Falling into the dark, dark abyss of anime.
It had started off lightly; He watched one or two episodes of a show called "Attack on titan" every couple of days, if he didn't have a case.
Then it got worse... so much worse.
He would watch at least three episodes a day, and then he had finished it... finished attack on titan... I thought I would never have to hear that theme tune again.
But then he watched (binge watched) Black butler.
Then all I heard was:
"Yes, my lord"
And "monochrome no kiss" (the theme tune) blasting around the apartment.
From that point on he started referring to himself as a high functioning otaku.
He watched everything:
· -Fairy tail
· -Free!
· -Bleach
· -Fullmetal alchemist
· -Pokémon
· -Naruto
· -Hetalia
· -Tokyo ghoul
And many more that I can't remember.
82. Clean up.
Sherlock has always been messy, leaving books here, dishes there. But eventually I had enough, I forced Sherlock to clean.
At first he refused, so I blanked him until he did it. I was at work when he texted me, telling me he was cleaning. I was happy, i would finally have somewhere to bloody sit down.
That did not mean I expected to walk in on Sherlock tidying up to the "Dora clean up song."
At first I was amused, but then I had found out it was a two hour video... the song was constantly on repeat.
My eye twitched every time I heard the overly enthusiastic voice of Dora sing "We're gonna take out the trash!"
83. Organisation?
You would think, a great mind like Sherlock would have everything organised... pens in colour order, file stack on the shelf, calendars and diaries and colour coded notes. Unfortunately, he is anything but.
Paper covers every surface, books are strewn about the room and things... horrible things are hidden beneath that chaos. I've found a really grubby fork at one point.
I know what you are wondering, what's so bad about the fork John? It's why the fork was grubby... that's what was scarring.
It still gives me bloody nightmares, you won't believe how creative he can get with a fork.
84. Skyping Jim every night.
They have become best friends... skyping each other constantly... agreeing to get married if neither of them are married by the time they are 40.
I miss my Sherlock, Why has Jim taken him from me! I called dibs like two years ago.
I can hear them now... giggling manically over the fact a woman got hit by a hearse.
Honestly...
85. Can you feel the love tonight?
You know what, no I f***ing can't.
So stop singing it Sherlock.