"So I was listening to him and Sirius talk, and I thought it was going to be a nice sentimental chat about how James and I used to be close, but then BAM! He's a jerk and ends up calling me an insufferable bitch," I was ranting to Reg about what I had over heard the other morning.

"Mmhmm…" Reg nods, but I know he wasn't listening.

"You never listennnn," I whine.

"But you never listen to me when I rant about Sirius. So why should I listen to you?" Regulus points out.

"Touché, Reggie.." Where are the marauders? I want to see them with neon pink hair! I did not expose myself to the deadly fumes of boy for nothing. The door opens and in step the marauders, pink hair and all. I burst out laughing, and the rest of the great hall follows my lead. It isn't pink, it isn't hot pink, it isn't even neon pink. Nope it's fluorescent pink. Man, am I boss, or am I boss?

"Oh my god, you actually went through with it, Regulus whispers to me in awe.

"I don't get mad, Regulus. I get even." I laughed menacingly as I looked over at the marauders one more time. They looked completely ridiculous. It felt good, one upping them. Oh but I knew my brother, and us snakes would get pranked back. Something much worse than bewitched waffles. But I'll have a revenge plan for that. I might be a failure of one, but I am a Potter after all, and pranking runs in the blood.

"They look like idiots. I need to get a picture!" Regulus was pretty much squealing with joy, like a little school girl.

"Regulus, stop screeching like that or I'm going to think you're a Hufflepuff." I smacked his arm.

"This is probably the best day ever, you will not ruin it for me!" He looked like he was going to explode with happiness. If him being happy means him acting like a little girl, so be it I guess. Sigh. I got up to leave for care of magical creatures. I absolutely hated having it in the morning, because it was cold. But I like the subject so I can put up with hilly mornings. Reg said it was a softie subject, but hey, he was the one taking divination. I would rather take the softie subject over the crack pot subject.

"See you in potions." I say to Regulus. I've never seen him smile so happily, like he was a little kid in a candy shop, for so long. I love seeing him happy, he deserves to be happy.

"You're amazing you know that? You've probably just made my life." He was laughing happily, something I never really see. I couldn't help but be happy. Me and Reg, we are twins, I swear. When he was sad, I was sad, when I want to jump off bridges, he wants to jump off bridges, when he was happy, I was happy. It just worked like that.

"Oh I know," I said sarcastically, walking off towards my softie subject.

-x-

"JADE!" I heard my name being yelled behind me, as I headed out the front doors. Just keep walking maybe he's yelling at some other Jade. If there's even another Jade in this damn castle. "Jade Potter, I swear to Merlin,"

"Yes brother dear?" I turn around to see my brother and his cronies…I mean friends.

"Did…you do this?" James points to his hair. I stifle a giggle at how ridiculous they all look. I do a pretty good job at revenge, if I do say so myself.

"Possibly…" I look at my nails as if I'm bored out of my mind. I wish I could capture this moment on video, it's priceless.

"WHY!?" All four of them cried. Jeez they act like they're oblivious to the fact they have done much worse pranks to my whole house.

"Well there were many reasons I did it, loves. One, I decided to live up the Slytherin name, and be the insufferable bitch I am at heart. Oh just ask my lovely brother, he would agree. I'm just the biggest bitch on this planet. Two, I did it because I have no soul. I'm in Slytherin, we have no emotions, you've told me many times." I looked at Sirius and James at the last sentence. My voice was full of sarcasm. "Also I did it because you deserve to get a taste of what you do to my whole house on a regular basis. Plus, I'm pretty damn great at revenge" I finish my explanation and begin to walk off toward my class. Damn did it feel good to tell them off! Second time I've went off and felt great afterwards. Much more satisfying then ranting to Reggie. Maybe I should verbally lash out at my brother and his friends more often. I've got nothing to lose, he hates me remember?

"Why are you like this? Why do you act like such a prat? Why can't you just be normal Jade!? Why do you have to act like a stone hearted bitch? Why do you act like such a…Slytherin!?" James sputtered out. Well, he certainly had a way with words. So eloquent.

"Why am I like this? Well because when I first got sorted into Slytherin, I tried to be nice to you, I even apologized for something I couldn't control. But you just ignored me and cut me out of your life, like you were too good to be a big brother to me. Why do I act like such a prat? Because I'm not going to act tolerable to you, when all you do is treat me like shit. Why can't I be normal? Has it ever occurred to you that I just am who I am!? You're so thick headed! You've been a great older brother to me James, really you have been fantastic. Thank you for so much support you never gave me." I was pissed now. I could feel that my face was beet red. God! I hate this! I hate having my only brother hate me. But what I hate the most is that no matter how hard I try or how often he tells says it, I could never tell him I hate you. I just couldn't. I'll always love him. I walked away from them, before I lost control again and exploded. Guess I'm skipping care of magical creatures today.

-x-

Fuck. I'm late to potions now. Fan freaking tastic. I was chilling up in my dorm, because I didn't feel like going to care of magical creatures. But I knew Slughorn would have my head if I was found skipping his class…again. I hated potions, I was rotten at it. How I got into N.E.W.T level, I have no idea. I pretty much sprinted all the way to potions. I got to class and took my seat next to Regulus near the back of the room.

"Thank you for joining us Miss. Potter. That will be a detention tonight. Tardiness is not acceptable!" Slughorn was ranting about the importance of being on time but do you expect me to pay attention? I adjusted my books to the right height for sleeping level and started to lower my head onto my stack of books.

"Oh no you don't! I actually plan on passing potions this year, and this potion looks complicated. You need to pay attention." Regulus smacked me upside the head.

"Oh, look at you, caring about your grades." I said smirking, sitting up, pretending to pay attention. Potions is so boring. I could be doing important things like practicing my violin right now, but nooooo, I had to listen to Slughorn tell us how to bottle fame, pickle victory, and even put a stopper in death. Boring shit I tell you.

"Okay! Begin. You have until the end of class!" Slughorn clapped his hands together enthusiastically. Like we actually cared.

"Okay, so I missed all of that." I said to Regulus.

"Of course you did." He said rolling his eyes. "Set up the cauldron will you? If you can handle that."

"No promises!" I yelled as he walked towards the supply closet to get ingredients. I set up the cauldron on its stand thingy and lit a flame underneath it. Hehe, fire is neat. Especially when it is burning something it shouldn't be. I saw Leigha Zambini's bag just sitting there. It would look pretty if it was on fire. Besides, Jaws, my cat, would probably eat the bag at one point, may as well destroy it in advanced. "Incendio." I whispered as her bag caught fire. No one noticed, so I decided to let it be and not draw attention to it. Regulus came back,

"What did you do?" He asked immediately.

"What makes you think that?" I asked innocently.

"You have that look of pure joy on your face. What did you do this time?"

I glanced over to where the bag was happily burning away. No one had noticed it. Idiots.

"You wonder why that girl hates you." Regulus started pouring a liquid of some sort into the cauldron.

"OHMIGOSH, FIRE!" Leigha's shrieks filled the room. I have to hold in my laughter as Slughorn puts it out, shooting me a glare.

"Detention Miss. Potter." He says bitterly.

"But I didn't do it!" I cried. "Besides I already have detention for tonight for being late."

"Well then detention for tomorrow too, for being a smart mouth." I sat there with my "smart mouth" hanging open. Two nights!? That's two nights I won't get to practice my violin!

"Jade, quit talking to the voices in your head and help me do this potion." Regulus says, irritated.

"Damn, you know me too well, how did you know I was talking to the voices?" I ask him in fake awe.

"Just pour this in the cauldron and stir counter clockwise seven times." He handed me a vial of something. I poured it in and stirred counter clockwise, but I guess I kind of didn't pay attention to how many times I stirred it because all of a sudden it turned from its pretty blue color to a horrendous yellow-green color.

"What did you do!?" Regulus whisper-screams, eyes pretty much bulging out of his face. I wanted to laugh at his face, but now is not the time.

"I uh…jacked up this potion?" I supplied.

"Jade! We are going to fail!"

"We won't fail, you can fix it. You're the potions genius." Well all of a sudden the potion grew teeth. Yeah you heard me right. Teeth. It had a set of sharp looking teeth. Next thing you know, it had jumped out of the cauldron and was slithering around the room in it's lump like form, trying to bite innocent bystanders. I made my potion into a demonic blob and it was effing hilarious. I sat there laughing, while Reggie brought a palm to his forehead.

"You're an idiot you realize that? We are going to fail!"

"I may be an idiot, but I'm your idiot. You're stuck with me." I grinned and looked at my lovely, vicious, potion, which Slughorn was trying to stop. It was hilarious really, especially when it bit his leg.

"Potter!" He cried angrily. Oh boy.

"Immobilize." I said, pointing at the potion. It stopped moving, but was still clamped onto Slughorn's leg. I have to say, I'm going to miss the little guy, maybe I should pay more attention to how I create my failures of potions, it could be useful. Slughorn picked my little monster (I just decided to name him Lesley) and threw it in the trash.

"Rest in piece Lesley," I whispered to myself. Reg must of heard me because he shot my a look of pure anger.

"Potter! Black! Detention! Both of you! For a week!" Slughorn's face was almost purple from rage. It wasn't Reg's fault, he shouldn't have to suffer.

"Sir, don't blame Reg, it was my fault, really, I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing. It's my fault entirely. Don't punish him because he's stuck being partners with me." I kept on a serious face, but on the inside, I was dying from laughing.

"Okay Miss. Potter, detention for the rest of the week. And you two will come in during lunch to redo this potion." Regulus nodded his head in agreement. No way in hell was I coming during lunch!

"No! I mean, no sir, I can't come in during lunch, can we come in during next period? We both have a free period." I said, pointing to me and Reg. Reason I couldn't do it during lunch is because I'm skipping lunch to practice my violin. Why am I skipping lunch to practice an instrument? I'll tell you why, because Slughorn the meanie gave me detention every night this week!

"I suppose…" Slughorn said, I'm sure he was looking forward to another period with me. Hahaha.

-x-

Authors Note

So I don't own anything you recognize. I love all of my reviewers I have just been on a writing roll lately! But this update-everyday thing is going to come to an end soon): Winter break is almost over. Sigh. And I'm sorry if there are any spelling/grammar mistakes, because even though I do proofread, I am really bad at it!

Authors Note 2.0

Editing all these chapters is taking longer than anticipated. Hopefully I'll be done in a few days.