Notes
I'm back again whether you like it or not and of anyone that does read this (which i doubt anyone has) and you do like this then please leave me some feedback.
It would help me a lot on where i should improve this so i don't keep thinking this is great until i go to up load it and start noticing things like i have walls of text instead of a paragraph or there isn't enough proper punctuation.
Now then on to the story
Maikel's dialogue will be bolded
Nepgear/Purple Sister will be underlied
Neptune/Purple Heart will be italics
Histoire with have plain text for dialogue
Plutie/Irish heart with be underlined and italicized
places/locations will be bolded and italicized
It's the dawn of a new day in the apartment for the night before
It was early the next/same day (It was early morning when I got to sleep it just depends on how you look at it) and there was something off because i remember going to sleep on my bed yet right now I am on the floor next to Nepgear. (We are both fully clothed so don't get any ideas)
I guess during sometime in the night I must have started doing something in my sleep seeing how my living room was a mess, but why Nepgear was on the floor with me and cuddling me, I do not know. I do one thing for sure and that is she looks the same as when i put her on my couch earlier. So it was have been an unconscious reaction to cling on to me like I am some sort of body pillow.
I am not complaining about this current situation seeing how Nepgear has a rather cute face when she is sleeping, but that is a matter of opinion. The reason I bring this up is because Planeptune's CPU Purple Heart has looks that rival if not surpass Nepgear's own looks.. Now that i think about it Nepgear looks rather similar to Purple Heart minus the purple hair, the different eyes and the giant rack that purple heat has, I kinda wish Purple Heart looked like Green Heart but gotta take what you can get.
Speaking of Green Heart I do wonder what it would be like to have her as our goddess instead of our Lady Purple Heart, forgot that is how I am suppose to refer to the goddesses is Lady x Heart.
Anyway i digress.
Hopefully getting back on track, I Heard a loud knock on my door which finally made the hangover I got kick in and boy did the pounding headache come on fast and strong. It felt like I had just been hit over the back of the head with a 2x4 lanchen for a rubber band slingshot that was 4 ft in width. (I know this from experience and boy did that hurt)
After about 2 minutes of hold my head i finally got up with my massive headache and walked over to the door only to see a short girl with blond hair that came down to just below her neck and went slightly below her shoulders in the back.
She had what looked kinda like a nurse's headdress on but instead of being white and having a red cross on it, it was still white but a blue circle with an 'N' in it, written inside of the 'N' Neptune. The fairy looking girl was sitting on a floating book (I forgot to mention she looks like a fairy) with what i could only describe as a dress that was way too big for her, last but not least white stockings with white shoes that both a a blue circle on them that say right in the middle of the shoe.
"Hello there sir have you seen anyone that looks like this around in the past 18-24 hours " *holds up picture of Nepgear*
"Ahh no, why? Also who/what are you?"
"I has been over 18 hours since anyone at the basilicom has last seen here and we are starting to get worried about, also I am the oracle of Planeptune Histoire and who might I be speaking to"
"WAIT YOU'RE THE ORACLE OF PLANEPTUNE"
"Please don't like that again you will surely damage my tiny eardrums if you do"
"Sorry about that, it's not everyday you open the door to find the oracle of Planeptune outside your apartment door. Also the names Maikel"
"I have two things to say one yes i have seen that girl *points to floor* and please tell our Lady Miss Purple Heart that she has done a fine job of protecting Planeptune"
*Histoire deadpanned to the thing about neptune and working*
"Umm... what is with that look, did i say something wrong?"
"Oh it's nothing and i'll be sure to tell the lady on your behalf… wait… WHAAAAAA"
"WHY IS NE- I MEAN LADY PURPLE SISTER IN YOUR APARTMENT! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER, TELL ME BEFORE I GET NEP- I MEAN LADY PURPLEHEART HERE TO DEAL WITH CRIMINALS LIKE YOU"
"HOLD ON! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I HAD A CPU CANDIDATE IN MY APARTMENT AND LET HER STAY THE NIGHT…. I can explain this mess, I swear i didn't know she was she didn't tell me that, so please just let my least live" I gestured for Histoire to come in ta- float over to the couch, so I can start to explain the whole mess. (and yet throughout this entire thing Nepgear has yet to stir)
"And this is how we ended up here" I told the Histoire the abridged version (i skipped the whole vodka thing last night)
"I see" Histoire was pinching the bridge her nose (in frustration toward me and I think I know why)
"CAN YOU PLEASESHUT THE GOODNESS UP"
"Well hello to you too Nepgear, and why might i ask did you just yell at me"
Nepgear's head shot straight up after hearing Histoires voice but before Neogear could do anything she recoiled in pain and latched tightly on to her skull mostly like from having what i could only assume to be an absolutely terrible hangover. (she did chug over 100 ml of vodka and that is a lot for her first time drinking)
"Oh why is my head in so my pain, and why do I like i have the flu all of the sudden"
"That what we call a hangover"
After I said that I raced Nepgear to the bathroom and held her head of the toilet, right after I got her head into position the most vile smelling alcohol and bile mix i have ever smelt just left this girls mouth and into my toilet. (I have to deal with shit like this at McNeps but not this scale seeing how it's hours old and had time for the smell to dissipate)
"Feeling any bit better right now"
"Can you talk quieter my head feels like i just got hot with one of sisters attacks and yes I do I don't feel like i need to vomit any more" seconds later nepgear has her head back over the bowl
"Sure you're fine I'm gonna leave you here and go talk to Histoire" as soon as i return to the my living room...
"You have about ten seconds to tell me what is going on here before I turn you into dogoo chow" Lady Purple Heart had busted through my window,her giant katana materialized after that she pointed straight at my throat.
"I CAN EXPLAIN O.O"
"SHUT UP"
"Why is Nep Jr here and what did do you do to her"
"Please just out your sword katana thing away and I can talk"
"Okay but you better not lie to me or else you're gonna be leaving this place at mach one"
After I tell Lady Purple Heart what had transpired the night before (including the vodka part)
the look on her face went for calm and collect to on of anger that looks liek it could rival that of Lady White Heart.
"You did what to Nep Jr"
"At the end of the night i had given Nepgear a rather sizeable glass of vodka"
"I think there is someone I would like you to meet who just so happen to be from another dimension right now" The way she said that there was a hint of malice lace somewhere in it at the end.
A while later at Planeptune's basilicom
Nepgear was carried by Purple Heart back the Basilicom while I was being escorted by Histoire to the front of the basilicom. (which might I add was nothing special seeing how I got a good view of it from my apartment at night time, also you know what it looks like I know why you reading this fanfic) *fixes the 4th wall with some duct tape placed near by*
Upon entering the basilicom I was met met with a still angry Purple Heart and another person, that other person had short neck length violet hair and the clothing she wore was black outfit that looked more like Pajamas and not everyday wear. (if you never used the yandere costume from Victory/rebirth 3 then google it)
"Oh Histoire you finally arrived"
"Yes and I have brought Maikel like you asked"
"So why was I brought to the basilicom"
"I wanted to meet Sa- I mean Plutie"
"Neppy… why do you want me to talk to him"
At this Point Purple Heart had explained what had happened over the course of the past few hours and last night, soon after Purple Heart mentioned Nepgear to Plutie (was it?) (Yes it is Plutie but for the sake of time just use Plutia from now on) (how the hell did you read my internal monologue) (Magic) the girls face went dark and there was a sudden shift in the atmosphere.
Right after that happen both Histoire and Purple Heart left the room to leave with Plutia.
"So Mister umm… what's your name?"
"Uhh... Maikel" (I feel like my life's in danger right now)
"Why would your life be in danger it not like I I'm gonna play with you that hard"
"O_O' what do you mean by 'pl-"
Before I could finish speaking there was a blinding flash of light and wear that girl once was there was now another CPU (candidate?)
Notes
And that is a warp
So now it's time for me to try to redeem myself down here with the terrible grammar and the overuse of certain words with me saying that i was/am terrible at English in school
the only reason this isn't loaded with more spelling mistakes it auto correct and spellcheck.
and this took me long to do cause yay sleeps deprivation
Last thing this was written by IloveNepgeaer (who was me) but is now written by MissNepgear (who is still me)
Thanks for reading bye