Chapter VI: The Carousel and the Troll
Luna had only seen the Welsh Worrywhim Ritual once in her life, and had always wondered what it would be like in action. Her dad had told her not to toy with things she didn't understand- well she was quite grown now and she was trying hard to remember it, as her childhood fascinations resurfaced as her father secured the straps to Harry's wrists, and she felt jealousy over it, it should have been her strapping him down. Harry sweated nervously he looked so silly, Luna thought. "Nothing to worry about Harry, Grillshenk is an old friend, he'll make sure this is nearly painless." Xenophilius stepped away from Harry.
"Serry…" Harry struggled to say, as the wires holding his mouth open made it very difficult to talk. "neally painlesch?"
Luna stood next to him and wiped a little trail of drool away from his open mouth, using the sleeve of her robe to clean him up. There was a knock on the door and Xenophilius went to greet the person who must be Grillshenk. "Don't worry, I could hurt you more than this would Harry."
Harry raised his eyebrows and strained to look at her. "Do yew panh on iyht?"
"I have several plans for you, yes. As soon as this procedure is over, I'll take action on them. Sit back for now, and just enjoy the scenery." Luna patted him on the head and turned to take a seat.
Luna crossed her legs and straightened out a wrinkle in her clothes while she listened to her father and Grillshenk come into the room. She blew a pleasant breeze Harry's way, fighting the sweat breaking out on his forehead.
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A stern looking man entered the room with Xenophilius, wearing a clearly fake head of hair and a set of robes that seemed to be well acquainted with every mud puddle in London. He huffed his way over to Harry and his walk had a definite sway, and something about his bloodshot eyes unsettled Harry - or maybe it was the way he smelled of cow dung. "Gooday to you. I'm Grillshenk. So you're Harry? Xeno done told me plenty about you- Welsh you say?" He stared at Harry, eyes skimming his features.
"Whell…." Harry started, fighting to control his tongue.
"Enough of that. It's time to start, I believe, wouldn't want things to get bad here." He said, reaching into his robes and pulling out a black leather bag that spilled out odd shaped tools and gizmos' as he sat it on a stool. He considered a steel instrument that looked like a Muggle tool Uncle Vernon had used…had he called it a C-Clamp? Grillshenk tossed it back in the bag and brought out a shiny cord of string, he twirled it with his wand and it formed a perfect spring, which bounced from his hand and onto Harry's lap, then proceeded to jump up and down on Harry's black hair. "I see."
"Shee what?"
"She didn't do anything, burhahaha!" Grillshenk chortled as he took the spring back and turned it to the simple wire it previously was. " It's a joke lad, loosen up. Now then, this isn't anything to worry about. The Welsh are usually pretty easy to scare off, this will be relatively painless. You're familiar with the Dementor's and their kiss, I understand?"
Harry whimpered as his eyes fixed on Grillshenk.
"No need to worry, you'll still have your soul, we're just sucking out the bad Welshies. Sit tight now" Grillshenk fixed his wand at Harry's chest and Harry closed his eyes tight. Had he really beaten Voldemort only to be killed by a man resembling Mundungus Fletcher? The things one did for love! He shrieked in his mind, unable to shriek very well in his current state, as everything around him turned to darkness.
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Harry was standing naked in a playground, the wind very actively racing across him. He looked around him and noticed rocks at his feet, and then heard crunching as two feet approached him, attached to a realistic looking Luna Lovegood, and she too was naked. Harry realized this had to be a dream- why else would Luna have sprouted a twin before him just now.
"Hello Harry Potter." They echoed each other, one's voice a few seconds ahead of the others, creating a truly odd sound.
Harry waved, though he was not conscious of doing so, and he felt himself get an erection. Two erections. A hard penis for each hand. "IS THIS NORMAL?" Harry shouted, more at himself than the Luna's.
"Everything is normal in our world Harry, except those things that are normal in everyone else's worlds. If it is abnormal there, it is normal here." They now spoke in sing song voices, a truly melodious orchestration of vocalization. "It is better in our world, with us- we do not like that which is normal, and why should we?"
"You have a good point." Harry said as he began to wank himself in front of them. "Is this a good thing for me to do?"
Their heads bobbed up and down in unison, each in agreement with the other. "It is very good for you to pleasure yourself quickly. Only then can you pleasure us completely, when your mind is free from distraction and your pockets empty of wands."
This made perfect sense to Harry, and the two Luna's ran onto the carousel, and it spun round and round as Harry stroked himself. He saw the two Luna's sit on the same lion and watched as they began stroking each others breasts. Their creamy white and purely enjoyable breasts. Harry sighed and double fisted himself as he continued to pump himself to pleasure. "Hurry up Harry, we've waited on you long enough!" The Luna's giggled as they began to run their fingers across their bodies.
"I'm trying, I just can't get over it! There are two of you and only one of me!"
"That's right Harry, all is better in our world, give up that which you knew and embrace us, and you'll be truly happy!"
"But I've got children of my own, do I give them up?"
One Luna stroked the other's long strands of hair and the other one grabbed and massaged the others' breasts. "No Harry, hold on to that which is good, and get rid of all that is not good and abnormal!" They spoke in unison again, the strange sensation of climax rushing up Harry.
"How do I give up everything I knew?" Harry shouted as it started raining in the park, white drops of rain crashing down to the playground like boulders. He felt ashamed that he was in public- he had to get closer to the Luna's. "I'm coming, stay right where you both are!" Harry shouted, and the carousel began spinning faster as their laughter rose in pitch.
"Hurry up Harry, we can't wait forever!" They shouted, and Harry started running towards the carousel, and he stopped just outside it. It was spinning so fast, he had to get on. He saw the horses and sea unicorns, and a red haired troll on the carousel, and he realized that one of the erect penises' he was holding onto was his wand. The red haired troll came to life and the Luna's shrieked in terror, or ecstasy, and Harry knew that he had to destroy the troll.
"Bombardre Maxima!" Harry yelled, still stroking himself and pointing his wand at the red haired troll who let out a shrill yell of anger as she burst into pieces, flying away from the carousel and littering the playground. The Luna's shrieked in joy as Harry made his way onto the carousel and joined them in their adorations. Harry felt warm all over as he held them both, they slowly turned back into one Luna Lovegood and it was there that Harry and Luna took a new seat in a Christmas sled on the carousel, Luna sliding Harry's stiff penis into her and riding up and down him as the carousel spun round and round. "OH GOD LUNA!" Harry shouted, as the carousel started disappearing and his sense of reality came back to him.
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"Harry, Harry!" Luna was calling to him as if from far away, her face swam in and out of focus.
"Luna…." Harry smiled, his mouth freed from the wires. "Luna…where is the carousel?" Harry asked dreamily, stretching out his arms and running them across himself. He felt his clothes and went beet red as he realized he was clothed and was facing two other people- who definitely were not Luna's. He felt a warm stickiness in his robes and desperately wished to be taken away from here. "…What happened?"
"Well Harry, in procedures like this sometimes accidents happen, and sacrifices need to be made."
Harry's face blanched and he started shaking his head. "Wait, what happened?!? What do you mean sacrifices?!" Harry was fumbling around with himself feeling for oddities.
"Sometimes we do all we can, and some things just cannot be saved. Fortunately though, this is not one of those times." Grillshenk spoke proudly, tucking away his wand. "You're now as fit as a fiddle and you've got quite the imagination!" Grillshenk said, noting the embarrassed look on Xeno's face.
Harry breathed a sigh of relief, comfortable with the knowledge that all of his parts were still attached. Grillshenk held out a bottle for him full of sparkling blue lights that resembled fairies. "Here you all, all of your Welsh Worrywhims!" He declared, handing the bottle to Harry. Harry took the bottle and reeled with the information that he had had a wet dream in front of not only a total stranger, but also Xenophilius Lovegood - fate wasn't favoring him today it seemed. But at least he was healthy? He was very confused, but relief came when Luna thanked Grillshenk over and over again, before pulling Harry from his seat and putting his traveling cloak around him.
As Harry and Luna stepped outside Harry had an epiphany. "Luna- I feel incredibly better, it's like I haven't a care in the world! Thank you darling!" Harry hugged her, and Luna placed a kiss on his lips as they Apparated away, Luna controlling their destination as they flew through darkness to the borders of adventures to come.
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