Master Porky Minch: *wakes up in hospital* Ugh... oh, my head... ugh... wha... what happened?...
Lidio: Oh, hey! Porks, you're finally awake.
Lidia: Whew! Thank goodness you're not dead.
Octavia: We thought you were toast after that heart attack.
Master Porky Minch: ...Wha?... Heart attack?... Wha... what are you talking about?... What did you three do to me?
Octavia: ...Uh... well... you were playing Five Nights at Freddy's, and you were always getting real freaked out about it...,
Lidia: So... we pulled a prank... we... dressed Lidio up as Freddy Fazbear... we... cut off all the power... and then... while you were literally hyperventilating... we had him jump out and screech in your face.
Master Porky Minch: ...Ugh... what... what day is it?...
Lidio: Uh... January 24.
Master Porky Minch: ... *gets up* Oh God! The story! It's almost been two months!
Lidio: Yeah... we were about to talk to the others about it, but-
Master Porky Minch: Shut up! Shut up! I gotta make this now!
Lidio: Alright, alright... jeez...
Snow... snow... and... more snow...
Perhaps it would have been better if Remington didn't take so much time to try and go to where he needed to be... for starters, he already wasted enough time dallying around, and Giygas was starting to get really pissed off.
Not to mention the fact that he was actually really starting to get ticked off. He hadn't been in Camp Half-Blood for... how long had it been since the gods threw him down there? Days?... Months?... Years?... Hell, he didn't know. All he knew was that he had to go there... and he didn't remember which way he was supposed to go.
Understand that it's rather difficult just to go around and ask people for directions. As Giygas had said, Remington had become a little too relaxed when it came to his training. That didn't mean that he had lost any of his powers, but rather that he was kind of slow in remembering how to use them.
There were only really two major factors that this lack of training affected, and that would be his ability to discern a mortal from anything else to how well he can control his Giyga form.
The Giyga form, which he never really went into unless he really had to, was a direct gift from the one to destroy everything in the end of time, Giygas. The Cosmic Destroyer was fueled by the power of all evils, whether they were done or not yet done, and has gained an omnipotent amount of strength from it. Some of this he had given to Remington, which he can use anytime he wanted, the power to draw that same evil power into himself in a certain amount and become one of the strongest beings to ever live, only definitely below Giygas himself.
However, do to his lack of training, his mastery of his Giyga form had become quite limited. He can still transform into it anytime he wanted to and use it to its fullest capabilities, but until he's able to regain that same mastery that he had once before, he could only transform into that form for a limited time, and has to take more time to recharge before he can do it again.
Now, to be fair, that really didn't get him into too much trouble a lot of times, seeing as how he was an immortal god, and not too many people ever fuck around with them... but then again, with him having the energy of one that was to destroy everything, the Olympians were always far from thrilled to see him.
He was walking around, trying to find his way through all the snow. Where was he anyway? He wasn't exactly sure. He brought a map with him, but it had been blown away with the wind yesterday, and he could no longer find his way around except by just looking around and praying that he gets somewhere.
And then there was the freaking mortals that he had to deal with along the way. If there was ever one reason he ever regretted keeping his hair purple, it was the fact that these mortals in America were completely judgmental. He couldn't walk five miles without having some bastard snickering and gossiping about his hair.
He continued to walk until he began coughing and sneezing. He had been out in this cold for three days, and it was actually starting to affect him. "Out of all the sons and daughters of Hades, I had to be the one who can't control fire unless I have my rod with me." he mutters. Just his luck. Between that, being the only boy of the three Aidoneus children, and how everybody seems to like his younger sister a lot more than him, he wasn't exactly dealt a royal flush when he was born.
That was another thing. He wanted his sister Seph to be there. God knows that she would probably get all needy in this cold and get pissed real easily (a flaw for almost every single child of Hades, even him at some times), but he could use the warmth and the company anyway. Besides, he hadn't seen her in a couple of months, and he was really starting to miss her.
"I... c-c-c-c-c-can't go on too much f-f-f-f-farther." he shivered as his teeth were chattering like mad. "I... I n-n-need to... find some p-p-place warm... before I... g-g-g-g-g-g-get frostbite..."
He forced himself to walk a little bit farther, the snow and cold water on the ground literally soaking through his boots and causing some discomfort. He had to use the bathroom really bad, but he wasn't going to do it outside. Not only was there laws against public urination, but he also didn't want any mortals to see... what he wore under his jeans.
He finally stopped at a little diner. He was hungry and all, but he really didn't feel like eating. Giygas was already pissed enough, and he didn't need another day of night terrors just because he's not making much progress. Then again, he knew that this cold would hurt him more than those bad dreams would... hopefully.
'Ugh... I hope they have some good hot food here...' he thought to himself as he was entering.
"Feeling a bit hungry, are we?" Giygas's satanic voice came in his head.
'I haven't eaten in days.' Remington thought in his head, letting Giygas hear it. 'Please, just let me eat and warm up.'
Giygas gave a long sigh in his head. Remington could tell he didn't like the idea too much. "...Make a table for two."
'Two?' Remington questioned. 'But Giyga-' He froze up as he could mentally see Giygas black and red eyes glaring at him. '...Lord Giygas... there is only one of me... and you don't even eat... why get a table for two if I have nobody to eat with?'
Giygas really didn't reply. Either he was pulling some kind of joke on him, or he had a surprise...
"Hello, welcome." said a seater as she came up. "How many will it be?"
"Uh... table for two, please." he said, and looked around. "The other person is... coming I suppose."
The seater nodded and sat Remington down on a table and placed the menus down in their spots. He just sat there, waiting... God, he had to use the bathroom so bad... why did he hold it? He supposed it was to see who he would be with... or maybe Giygas was just pulling some prank on him... it seemed like there was nobody he would eat with. Who would sit with him anyway?
"I'm with that man over there." came a familiar woman's voice that made him blush. Please let it be so that Giygas had her sit with him... just for once...
His prayer was answered as he saw that girl he was wanting was walking towards his table. It was a pale girl, not as pale as him, but still pale nonetheless. She had fiery red eyes that were complemented by her long ebony hair. She was wearing a black shining dress that really fit her. Everything of her seemed perfect to him, from her smooth delicate skin to her perfect breasts and flawless curves of her rear.
"You didn't think you could hide from me, did you Remmy?" she said as she smiled at him.
Remington smiled and stood up. He was ten inches taller than this woman. "Sephy." he said happily as he bent hid face a little and the two of them began to kiss.
The woman was Sephany Aidoneus, Remington's little sister and his lover. Yes, they loved each other, even when Seph was already married and they were siblings. Thor wasn't very happy with it at the start, but he eventually learned to coop with it... though he and Remington were also... well... it's... really complicated... all that can be said is his sister really changed him up.
They kissed for a few seconds until Remington sat down, and his little Sephy sat on his lap adorably. "You know, you have your own seat." Remington said with a smirk on his face.
"Of course I do, and I'm sitting on it right now." she said as she giggled and kissed his chin. Remington blushed a little bit about this. Not just the kiss, but how her delicate body just sat so peacefully against his. She was strikingly beautiful.
"Hello." came a waitress, who gave a slight smile at how Seph sat on Remington's lap. "My name is Stacey, and I'll be your waitress today. Can I start you two off with something to drink?"
"Hm... ooh. They have a nice selection of wines here." Seph said as she grinned at him. She really liked her wines.
"Seph..." Remington said with a roll of his eyes.
"Oh come on." Seph said as she began pouting cutely. "I know you can't stand alcohol, but you gotta try it some time."
Remington gave her a look. He was there to warm up, not to get drunk. "...Ugh, fine." Seph said as she rolled her eyes. "I'll go along with it, just for my little Remmy." She kissed his nose, and Remington couldn't help but give a smile. She was way too lovely to stay mad at. "Two hot chocolates please." she said. The waitress wrote that down and left to get their drinks.
"So, how exactly did you know I'd be here?" Remington said. "...Don't tell me... Giygas led you here, didn't he?"
"Actually, I've been here all day." Seph said as she continued to snuggle to him, which made him blush and become aroused. "Believe it or not, it ain't really hard to find you when everybody's talking about a purple haired tall guy walking around with a cowboy hat."
"...Is that so?..." Remington said as he didn't pay too much attention to what she said, almost completely hypnotized by her dashing looks. "...So... how have the kids been?"
"Oh, Anna and Alex are doing good." she said. "They're still asking when daddy's gonna come home to them." she said, cutely snuggling to him and rubbing her head affectionately against his chest.
Remington held her back after a bit, snuggling close to her too. Seph was always a fighter and mostly a tough woman, but when it comes to him and her husband, she was such a wanton woman, and he liked it when she was all needy and affectionate like this.
Stacey eventually came with their drinks. "Ok, here's your hot chocolates." she said as she sat them down. They were actually pretty big mugs of hot chocolate with a lot of whipped cream over them. "Um... are you two ready to order, or do you need a few minutes?"
Seph smiled at Remington. "We're definitely going to need a few minutes." Remington said.
"Alright, I'll be back in a little bit to get your order." she said as she walked off.
Seph smiled and looked at Remington, who had a slight wince on his face. "You ok baby?"
"Yeah... I just... need to use the bathroom really bad... could you get off of me quick?"
Seph gave an exaggerated sigh and got up. Remington got up and began walking to the bathroom, only to have Seph follow him. "...Why are you following me?"
"What? Doesn't my love want to be with me all the time?" she teased as she continued to follow him.
Remington rolled his eyes. They got to the bathroom after a bit of looking around and Remington was just about to enter the men's restroom. "Hold it." Seph said with a smirk. "Where do you think you're going? You're heading into the wrong bathroom."
"...What are you talking about?" Remington questioned. "That's the guys bathroom. I'm a guy."
"Oh, really?" Seph said as she took his hand. She then looked at him sexily in the eyes and said, "Men don't wear their sister's underwear, now do they baby?" With no warning, she shadow traveled herself and him into the stool of the women's bathroom.
"S-Seph! What the Hell are you doing?!" he yells. "This is the-"
"I know." she said. "Just go here... after all... it's just us." She locked the door to the stool and grinned at him.
Remington wanted to protest, but he knew that even when he was the older brother, there was no arguing with his dear Sephany. He sighed in defeat and took off his belt. "...Do you really..."
"I'm the one who let you wear them, so yes." she said. "...Lower the jeans."
Remington really didn't want to, but then again, how could he argue with his darling little Seph? With another sigh of defeat, in front of her, he unzipped and unbuttoned his jeans, and let them slide down to reveal him wearing a grape purple thong.
Seph smiled at this. "You look absolutely ravishing." she said with a lick of her lips as he stared at his two round cheeks with the purple strings on it. "Hmhmhm. You surely do make my underwear look very good on a man, my dear."
"Yeah... though I only took those thongs of yours that one time because you ran over the only underwear I had." he said. "...Are you really going to watch me use the bathroom?"
"Don't tell me you're scared of me seeing it." Seph giggled. "Come on, just use the bathroom. I'll make sure nobody sees you."
Remington rolled his eyes and sighed. He really didn't like the thought of Seph being so into his business... but then again, she and him have had sex plenty of times. Why should he really feel embarrassed by anything?
He sighed and pulled the front of his grape purple thong down, and began to urinate in the toilet. He felt a sense of relief as he used the bathroom. He still didn't like the fact that he was doing it in a girl's restroom... then again, if Mel were there, she would make a bunch of jokes about how he doesn't really count as a man.
"Hmhmhm. Is my big sister enjoying her bathroom break?" Seph teased with a grin on her face.
"Shut up Seph." the god of suffering whispered just quietly so Seph really couldn't understand.
"What was that?" Seph asked as she brought her hand back and gave his round ass a nice, hard slap, causing her brother to yelp as he continued to urinate. "I didn't quite catch that."
Remington really didn't answer, and just finished up before he pulled the thong front back up and flushed the toilet. He was about to pull his jeans back up but before he could even do anything, Seph flipped him around and pinned him to the wall. "There... that better baby?"
Remington stared into those fiery eyes of her, that were filled with desire. God, he wanted her so bad... his coming erection was held down by only the thin front of his thong. "...Seph... baby, we should probably get back to the table... our hot chocolate might be cold by now..."
"Oh sure... we'll go back... on one condition." Seph started. "I'm coming with you. Since we both can Giyga form, and that you're lost from what Giygas said, you're going to need my help."
"...More than just help..." Remington whispered wantonly. "...Ok... you can come with me, baby."
Seph smiled and began to kiss him passionately, letting her tongue slip into his mouth and dance. Remington kissed her back with that same passion, and their tongues began a graceful and absolutely beautiful dance with each other. He still didn't want to go on this quest anyway, but at least Giygas gave him a little company for the road.
Seph smiled as they broke the kiss, and pulled his jeans up for him, letting him button and zip them back up. "Gods, the things I'll do to you..." she whispered as the two went out of the bathroom and back to their table