Iggy's History Lessons
Chapter 4: World War One
"First things first. The land of America didn't want to be in the war. Not cause we were scared, but we were lazy. So lazy that we didn't even open any of the emails that we got from the other countries. Then all of sudden Japan was like pew! Pew! And blew up Hawaii."
Iggy had brought in sock puppets this time. One of them looked like a trucker with a giant belly with USA written on it in sharpie. The other one was just a sock with the word IGGY scribbled onto it-in neon green sharpie, respectably.
Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel has taken to lying on the ground. Defeated and miserable.
"So America was all like, "wow. Rude much? And they jumped into the war! We didn't like Hitler because he was a GIANT-"
"Don't you dare finish that sentence Iggy." Max and Fang had appeared. The trio lying on the ground lifted their heads, had Max and Fang come to save them from Iggy?
"Fang and I have to go check out-" Iggy started laughing as he opened a can of soda and it sprayed all over himself.
"MY PRECIOUS BUBBLY!" Iggy fell to his knees as he took a giant breath and screamed, "WHY CRUEL WORLD OH WHY?"
"Iggy. Be quiet." Fang had spoken up. Had the brooding boy finally become a man and decided to end Iggy's ranting once and for all?"
"NEVER! I NEED TO TEACH THE KIDDIES OF THE WAR!" Fang sighed, "Yeah, okay. Max and I are gonna leave, we'll be back with some groceries, don't burn down the house." The pair left as Nudge pleaded, "TAKE US WITH YOU!"
Alas, Max and Fang had left without another glance. The youngest of the flock had to suffer another history lesson. With sock puppets.
"Anyway. Hitler had no fashion sense, or a sense of humanity. So America swooped in with its army and mon-ayyy. And helped out the other peeps fighting. Germany was like- NO way José! Germany got a giant white flag, so big it blocked out the sun and the earth was cast into darkness."
"That is not what happened. At all." Iggy ignored Gazzy and continued, "Anyway, once the sun was blocked, everyone was like. Whoa we gotta stop. And then peace came to the earth. Until like, a few years later when the sequel to world war once. World War Two-This time, it's personal."
Iggy then sprinted and tried to do a backflip but failed as he just fell down on his butt. He screamed, "Now I can never be a butt model!" As Iggy's dreams were crushed the flock left him to his own devices.
Remember kids, peace will always come. And then it'll stop when people get mad again.
Author's Note) Yeah, I forgot this website existed for….three years. Sorry about that. Today I found this gem hidden in my files, and decided to publish it for old times sake.