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Chapter XLI: The Honeymoon

Harry felt his lungs gratefully expand as he steadied himself, having just appeared from nothingness. Luna was by his side, and her hair was blowing wildly in the breeze, having come undone from it's styling. Harry looked about and saw he was in a lush little forest, purple and golden flowers decorated the ground and a vibrant sun shone overhead the canopy of tree branches.

"This is colorful," Harry took notice of a small cabin nestled near a rippling lake.

"Wait until you see what's under the dress, Mr. Potter." she pushed him in the direction of the cabin. "In we go."

He swept her up in his arms as though she were light as air, and carried her through the unlocked oaken door of the cabin. It smelled of ginger and the forest inside the cabin, the floors were polished brown cedar and the lavender curtains were drawn.

"Collusportus." Luna said before stowing her wand in the recesses of her dress, and Harry heard a heavy click from the latch that was now behind him. "The bedroom is upstairs." she said, nibbling on his earlobe.

"Righto." Harry wondered if his heart might burst from his chest, so vehemently it was beating. The stairs curled in a tight circle and they were almost immediately in a cozy little attic, a large bed with wild red sheets awaited them under an enchanted ceiling. The ceiling was a mesmerizing display of the sky above the cabin, with details so vivid it made the one at Hogwarts seem like a cheap knock-off.

Harry let Luna down softly and she smiled, Harry loved that smile, and so he couldn't help but smile himself.

"Might I take off your shoes for you, Mrs. Potter?" Harry stepped forward, and dropped to his knees, surely dirtying his clothing.

"You may." Luna said, sitting lightly on the bed and extending her legs one at a time.

With her shoes now sitting under the bed, Harry was able to start rubbing the soles of her feet, warm still from the shoes. He sighed merrily, and stared into her exuberant eyes. "So, what do you have planned for the night?"

She looked at him plainly, and spoke simply. "I'm going to use my chain on you, and use a new spell designed strictly for your arse."

Harry's heart plummeted. "Could we stick to foreplay for a bit then?"

"Harry, darling, I'm not one for foreplay. What do you think I've been concentrating on all day? I'm ready to go, and if you're not, the chain will help me along."

"You make it sound so dirty, you know that?"

"Take down my hair, Harry, without your wand." she refused to answer him.

Harry walked behind her and sat upon the plush bed, working his hands into her hair. He removed pins and bands, and let her hair fall on his palms like a cover. He could smell her hair, and he slowly massaged the base of her neck, working his fingers into her muscles like clay.

She simpered, and let her head hang low as he worked his magic. His hands crept lower, touching the lacy back of her dress, and he unzipped the beautiful dress. Luna shed her dress like a second skin, and Harry was soon staring at her perfectly marvelous back. Her curves and figure astounded him still, and he brought his lips to her neck, feeling the warmth pouring off her in waves.

"Harry," she laughed, almost sounding embarrassed. "You don't have to seduce me, but keep it up and I may be jumping you."

"I'm making sure we'll remember this." he laughed, marveling at her.

"I'll just remember how long you took to undress me, did you take this long the first time? I can't remember." she teased.

"Ha ha." he toyed, as he watched her get up and lose the dress completely. His mouth was wet, for Luna was wearing nothing at all. "I thought you said 'wait til you see what I'm wearing underneath?"

"I did say that."

"Well, you're not wearing anything,…underneath."

"Is that a complaint?"

"You'll never stop teasing me will you?"

"I will now." she took her wand from out of her dress and laid it on the stand beside the bed. "Strip."

"Um, I don't know if that's exactly my style…"

"I stripped for you early on, I think you enjoyed it immensely. Now you're going to give me a show, your wife a show."

"Yes love." he surrendered, and stood up, not quite sure how to proceed.

She let the moment drag out, smiling all the more with every sign of his distress. He started running his fingers through his hair.

"Try the jacket, first." she laughed, as she sat back down, crossed legged on the bed. Her arms were wrapped around her breasts, as if she was trying to keep warm.

He slowly removed his jacket, and tossed it feebly at her.

"Good lord, Harry. Do you remember at all what I did? Try that." her cheeks were pink, but her smile was wide all the same.

Harry remembered the night of Luna's striptease very well, so he decided he would try his best, if not add a little more as well. He placed one hand on his side as his free hand unbuttoned his shirt, little by little. He revolved as he paced around the room, revealing a bit of flesh every so often.

"Now you're getting somewhere." she nodded.

He had his back to her now, and his shirt was unbuttoned, he turned his head and looked over his shoulder at her, as he let his shirt drop to the floor. His hands caressed hips as he shook his arse rhythmically at her. He gracefully took off his shoes, gracefully in the fact that all the while he still danced without any indication he was multitasking.

"Defindo!" Luna said, before she broke into giggles.

Harry turned as his pants fell to the ground, leaving him in nothing but his under shorts. "Well that wasn't very fair."

"Sorry, I'm not feeling too patient, and that dance was just cruel. So I decide you get to try my new spell now." she reached into the drawer on the stand and pulled out a silver length of chain. "Remember this?" she let it swing as a pendulum, and Harry followed it as though hypnotized.

"Is that really necessary?" he swallowed.

"Yes." She swung the chain at him and it clasped tightly around his hands, before dragging him to the bed. Harry felt the chains crawl and creep under the bed, the devious steel manifesting Luna's will. His face was buried in the pillows and he felt Luna's wand trace the outline of his under shorts, before she cut them loose as well.

"I love you, Harry." she called.

"Is that how you'll start this? Saying you love me? I don't know if I exactly feel good about this now…had it been, 'Oh Harry, I hate you, this will make you sorry', then I could probably have taken to this better."

"Silencio." she said, and he felt his lips become frozen.

He felt her hands caressing his back, those nails so perfectly curved ran up his ribs, and tickled as they danced across his backside. "Rictu Rectum." she spoke.

Harry was expecting pain beyond belief, but as he heard the words fall from her lips, he felt his arse jump as if shocked. It was as though he was being tickled by an uninvited finger, in a place most unusual. He wanted so desperately to laugh, but Luna's spell made it impossible. It was agony, but he did start to feel interestingly pleasured as the sensation rose higher.

"Enjoying yourself so far?"

Harry couldn't move very well, and could barely give a nod.

"Good, I figure you can come now, and then maybe later. Once I have of course. Isn't it nice of me to let you come first, for once? Hehe."

So Harry did come, for the spell was of a sort he had never experienced. The bonds of a tickling spell, linked to an anatomical mass. His Luna was a genius, so well learned in the ways of magic.

Thereafter, once he was freed, he tried to show her that his tongue was as equally educated as her mind. Two hours later, he came to the conclusion that she was convinced.

AN: I'm sure you all thought this story was going to remain uncompleted, and I'm sorry for that. The holidays came with an indecent haste, and I confess myself guilty of indulging in festivities, as opposed to writing. Things have been busy, but this story, as well as you my faithful readers, were on my mind. I have no intentions of letting this story be finished so early, so stick with me.

So- interesting news, next chapter, we learn what gender Luna & Harry's child is, stay tuned.

Love as always,

TowerMage