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Chapter IV: Thank you, Mr. Creevey

Harry was sitting crossed legged in front of Draco, his mouth open in shock as Draco finished his tale.

"But, we definitely fucked earlier…I have trouble walking for Merlin's sake!" Harry exclaimed, hands resting upon Draco's.

"And notice, Potter, that I don't share your problem. And if we had fucked…believe me, I would not be walking. Either you dreamed it, or somebody posed as me."

Harry felt uneasy, as the crushing waves of truth swept him away. He had given up his virginity to someone who he might not even care about. He felt used and hurt.

Draco pressed his hands to Harry's shoulder and kissed his sweaty forehead. "Potter, we'll find out who did this. But we need to have a way to distinguish each other. Now that we're together, there's no way I'm having some unworthy prat fucking you."

"What do you suggest?" Harry asked.

"We'll use a secret word, only the two of us know it. Before we kiss, speak or fuck- we should use it. I'm quite partial to Drairsett, it's a good spell for lubrication." Draco watched Harry for his reaction.

"That's fine by me. But I wanna know who fucked me." Harry said. He was upset, but wondered how the real Draco's fucking would compare to the fake Draco's.

"Oh don't worry, we'll find them. Myself, I'd say it was Weasley. His brothers could have brewed him up a potion."

Harry disregarded this, Ron wouldn't want to fuck him. Harry did want to know one thing from Draco, and he steeled himself for it.

"Dear…" Harry said, gripping the cold hands of the blonde boy.

Draco's angled face titled up to meet Harry's dazzling eyes. "Don't speak so sweetly Potter. It'll get me all hot and bothered again, save it 'til you've got enough cum to satisfy me."

Harry's face turned deep red and took note of how to get what he wanted in the future.

"Ok, Malfoy." Harry began.

"That's better, moptop." Draco teased.

"You trust me, Malfoy?"

"I just let you shackle me to a wall and have your way with me, I'd say that constitutes trust."
"Tell me, what do you do, all those hours in the room of requirement."

Draco felt his heart race and gave Harry a partial truth. "It's a room of toys…beds…all types of sexy toys. Shackles of Seduction – they extend your orgasm while pinning you down. There are Bauoerfreth leaves, an incense that makes you hornier than usual. Tireless tongue tendrils, you can use your imagination on those."

Harry was surprised by Draco's response. He hadn't expected Draco to merely be masturbating. "Do you ever bring anyone in there?" Harry asked.

"Parkinson if I'm really bored…Granger will occasionally want a romp. Goyle is an easy fuck, I wouldn't recommend him…"

Harry's heart pounded in his chest. His mouth dropped dramatically as he slapped himself.

"Don't do that, Potter. Slapping you around is my job now."

"Hermiones' fucked you!?"

"Multiple times. You see she can keep her cool, you'd never expect it from the way we act in public."

"Is she very good?"

"She's the reason I still fuck girls, if that gives you any idea. She always has very amusing ideas. This one time she made it so no matter what she did to me, no matter how good I felt, I wouldn't cum until I actually started crying." He paused and looked into Harry's eyes. "She'll have us both if you want."

"You know, I thought I noticed her staring at you…"

"Yeah well…there you are." Draco said.

"And all this time I thought she liked Ron."

"That's what she acts like, but he's far below her. She wants equals."

"I bet she could tell who had tricked me…" Harry imagined.

"She probably could, Potter. Course she'll need to be told about us."

Harry felt totally at ease about telling Hermione, exhilarated at the thought of having her and Draco.

"Draco…there is one thing I must know. Please, show me your forearm?"

Draco slapped him and frowned. "I'm not one you prat!" Draco said, exposing his forearm, as Harry sighed and embraced Draco.

I'm so sorry, I just had to know though."

"It's nothing." Draco lied, appreciating his Fair Skin charm. "We have to get out of here before we're found. Let's find Hermione. Find out if she knows anyone wanting your arse besides me." Draco said playfully.

So the two boys helped each other up and kissed before leaving the cold dungeon.

So it was that the seekers exited the dungeon, both unaware of the brown eyes fixed upon them. Romilda was livid, knowing that her secret was close to being exposed.

"Malfoy, you bastard." She whispered, breathing hard, watching the boys leave. "You can't have him…you won't! I've got it all figured out, I do." She whispered maniacally. She tugged at the locket around her neck and opened it, revealing the curious looking Harry Potter. "He's gonna be mine, and you're going to be dead!" She laughed once they exited the corridor. "After all…according to you, fucking a 'Mudblood' is considered a crime to Purebloods!" She looked at a picture of Draco and Hermione kissing in the Forbidden Forest.

"I really must remember to thank Collin, that boy'll do anything for a blowjob!" Romilda cackled ass she flipped to a picture of Hermione sucking on Draco's cock. Romilda raced up to the owlery and selected a brown owl, who hooted in protest to being woken up.

She put the pictures in an envelope and sealed them, finally attaching them to the owls leg. "Take this to Bellatrix Lestrange! And bring me back anything she sends!" The owl pecked her finger and soared away. Romilda smiled and danced happily, completely unaware of what danger she was exposing herself to.

"Harry Potter, you'll be mine soon!"