Rick's POV
It's Saturday morning, and I'm taking Morty on an adventure if I have to drag him out by his ears. "Morty, get up," I snap walking into his room. Wait, something's different. Why did he replace that bikini model poster with a male model poster? In fact, the whole room has a distinctly girly feel to it. I knew it, the kid's gay. Or maybe bi, since he liked that Jessica girl so much. "Morty, wake up."
Morty sits up, but it's not Morty. It's a girl with curly, messy brown hair to her waist. "Who's Morty?" she asks, rubbing her eyes. "Oh, good morning Rick. You here to drag me on another crazy adventure? If you are, can I at least get dressed first?"
Who's the chick? "Um, who are you?"
"Huh?" The girl looks at me funny. "Rick, have you been drinking? It's me, Jessica. Your granddaughter? We go on adventures, you've nearly gotten me killed a few times, any of this ringing a bell?"
Did I go to an alternate reality and forget about it? "Um, yeah, I'm really hung over, and a little fuzzy. Dumb question, what dimension is this?"
"Earth C137."
No, not an alternate reality… but how is Morty a girl?! "Ok, another dumb question, what happened last night?"
"Oh, I got a free sample of banana smoothie on my way home from school. Then I got really tired for some reason, so I went to bed. Next thing I know, you're calling someone named Morty. Who's Morty?"
"N-no one." What was her name again? "He's no one, Jessie."
She frowns at me. "Geez, what did I do to piss you off?"
"Huh?"
"You know I hate being called Jessie, so if you're calling me that, I must have pissed you off."
"Oh, uh, I'm… still fuzzy, and really hung over. I may get a few things wrong for a few hours."
The girl rolls her eyes. "You really need to ease up on that stuff, Rick. I'm starting to think it's affecting your brain."
I glare at her. "Watch it, kid. Which one of us is the genius here?"
"You are," she admits with a smile.
"Damn right I am." I need to figure this out. And this girl isn't helping. "Well, uh, Jessica, just wanted to get you up, got a really cool adventure planned, so get your ass out of bed, and get dressed."