Rick's POV
I step out into the hall and immediately go to my room. I need to figure out what's going on here, but as I look at my nightstand, I realize this is weirder than I thought. I keep a photo from the family vacation to that hamster-in-butt world, but something is different. Jessica hasn't just replaced Morty in his/her room, she's replaced him in the photo too! I step out and catch Summer on her way downstairs. "Summer, this is a weird question, but just go with it. What does the name Jessica mean to you?"
Summer looks at me like I'm crazy. "Um, my younger sister, duh."
"Right…" I walk past her and go downstairs, taking the time to examine all the photos on the walls that are supposed to have Morty in them. It's no use, Jessica's replaced Morty in every single photo in the house. What the hell is going on here?! I notice Jessica coming downstairs in a more feminine version of the outfit Morty wears every day, and I grab her arm. "Come on, I need to do something real quick." Without waiting for her answer, I pull her into the garage and get my device that detects and measures evil. "Just hold still." I scan her and read the screen. "Just as I thought. Jessica, that guy who gave you the free sample, what did he look like?"
Jessica pauses to think about it for a second. "Well, he looked pretty close to your age, maybe a little younger, he had dark hair, and a mustache."
"Did he have a British accent?"
"Yeah, why?"
Dammit, the Devil is back, and he put some spell on Morty to turn him into a girl. "Sorry, Mor- uh, Jessica, I'll have to put that adventure on hold, I have to go kick a bastard's ass."
"Oh, ok. Well, maybe we can do something later?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever. Just go do whatever the hell you do in your free time."
"Ok, I guess I'll see you later." As she goes inside, I check my pockets to make sure I have my ray gun. Time to kill the Devil.