A/N: I hope you all enjoyed the last chapter. It seemed to be well received. After finding out about Ron and Hermione being a bad match, I thought I was going to be a little nicer about writing Ron, but he just decided to fight me on it. So he's a little angry. And now we're going to have a little fun with him.

Chapter 19

Hermione went straight to George at the shop. Talking to her friend would most certainly calm her down, even if he was Ron's brother. Besides the magical jokes in the shop could cheer anyone up, even her in her darkest moods.

Before she could look around a hand covered her mouth and dragged her behind a curtain. She turned angrily around to find George staring at her with a finger to his lips.

"Ron's here. And he's angry. Going off about how you broke his heart by not waiting, and that, and I'm quoting him on this, 'If I ever see that pathetic bitch of her death eater husband again, I'll kill them.' He's rampaging around the store while Fred tries to calm him down."

"Shit."

"Hey, watch the swearing. There are little kids in here."

"Sorry, George. I just came here to get my mind off him, and now I can't do that here."

George looked out of the curtain, searching. And then he left Hermione standing alone. She stayed put, afraid that if she left, Ron would see her. And so she waited. But George was gone only a couple minutes before he came back with a girl and a flask.

"So, while you can't escape looking like you, I found the prettiest girl here," George started as he pointed to the girl he brought back, 'And she has so kindly agreed to be part of a prank. You two are both going to be her. She's going to flirt with him and make him fall head over heels, and you're going to do nothing but give him the cold shoulder. I have some polyjuice from Mad Eye's stock here."

"Wait. So we're basically going to agitate an already angry man? Not to mention, what are the effects of Polyjuice potion on pregnant witches?"

George was stunned. He hadn't expected that to happen so soon. And he knew how hard this was for her.

"Well, I'm pretty sure you should be safe. But we'll just cast a protective spell. How's that sound?"

His plan was brilliant. And she knew it would really get to Ron. Besides, compared to his threat, this was nothing. And compared to what Severus would do, this was definitely nothing. Besides George was give her his, "you know you want to" mischievous look and she caved.

"Alright, but you better know what you're doing."

He saluted her and pulled out his wand, "Yes Ma'am. Relinquoimmutata."

Hermione felt a strong warm feeling srround her abdonmen and then took the flask from George as the girl dropped a bit of her beautiful blonde hair into it. It was just as nasty as every other time she drank it, but at least bearable. And once she had changed, Hermione pulled out her own wand and transfigured her own clothing to match the other girl's.

"By the way," She finally spoke up, "I'm Hannah."

"It's very nice to meet you."

And Hannah left to find Ron and start flirting, leaving Hermione and George alone.

"So already eh?"

"Yeah. I only know because the healer had figured out what exactly was wrong with me. Dolohov had cast an old illegal spell on me that married wizards used to see if their wives were cheating on them."

"I'm guess Snape knew the cure?"

"Of course he did. He seems to know everything."

George hugged her closely, "Well congradulations, even if you aren't excited yet."

Hermione laughed a little, "That's just it. Each day I'm just a little more excited. It's weird."

"And how's Snape about it?"

"Very protective. If he thought he could get away with it, He would have killed Ron earlier."

George immediately looked angry, "What the hell is your husband getting at?"

"George, Ron was about to attack me. He asked me to to promise that I wouldn't fall in love with Snape, and that I would avoid getting pregnant as long as I possibly could. He wanted me to marry him after Harry won and the ministry let me free of Severus. I told him I couldn't promise him anything and that i was already pregnant. He got really angry. I didn't expect him to attack, but he did. And Severus was bringing in tea."

And then George was dumbfounded. He knew he shouldn't have judged so quickly. But even wearing another's face, he could see Hermione and her pain. "I'm so sorry, 'Mione. I should have realized Ron brought it on himself."

"It's ok. I'm just scared of confronting him."

"Don't worry, you'll rock it. Making him horny and lust after someone is really easy. And his anger when he get's shut down is too funny. So watching you be the one to shut him down will be just too funny. And don't worry. If he tries anything, then i'll be right there."

And right then Hannah returned.

"He's definitely hot and ready. Go on, get him back."

Hermione nodded and walked out from behind the curtain and walked quickly to ensure he didn't find the little gang. And then she saw Ron. He was looking frantically for someone, for Hannah. And then he saw saw. And moved. Hermione turned around and walked away. In fact she saw a fairly attractive guy and started flirting with him.

"Hannah, there you ar-"

And he stopped when he realized she was flirting with soemone else.

"What do you think you're doing. We were supposed to be going upstairs. Remember?"

"Gross. Why would i want a weasley that isn't behind the genius of this store?"

Hermione felt joy when his face dropped. And suddenly she felt a power over him that she had never felt before, and she couldn't stop. "I mean, you're the worthless weasley. All of your siblings are important some how. And then there's you The only important thing about you is that you got lucky with your friend, being Harry Potter's friend. But that's it. Why would anyone want the littlest weasley brother."

His face was red, not in anger but embarassment. She hit every single point she could, knowing what would hurt him the most and then whipped out her wand.

"Erigere et revelabit," she spoke as his jeans dropped revealing his erect memeber with a bunch of their classmates standing around watching this blonde girl insult him. The guys all laughed out loud and even seemed to stand taller while the girls blushed and giggled.

It was a joke that Hermione wouldn't normally have done. But his behavior had earned it. And besides, it might teach him a little humilty. And as he pulled up his jeans and disapparated out of the store she felt a little satisfied.

George ran over and hugged her.

"Okay. That was brilliant! He'll be embarassed for life. Maybe he'll shut up for a while. And if he doesn't, I'll remind him."

"Thanks George. That was really helpful."

After the polyjuice wore off, George and Hermione sat outside enjoying a cone of ice cream.

"I'm so glad we became friends George. I don't know what I do without you," Hermione said as she ate the last bit of her cone and hethrew away his bowl.

"Hermione. I have to tell you something."

He grabbed her and cupped her face. "I've always liked you."

And he kissed her softly.

Hermione wretched away and ran to the trash can, thorwing up everything she had just eaten.

A/N: Sorry for any mistakes. For whatever reason, spell check refused to check the last two pages of this chapter.

The spells used: "Relinquoimmutata" google's translation of remain unchanged.

Erigereetrevelabit is google's translation of erect and reveal.