Prompt: "Vocaloid x staring at Vocaloid y : you look like someone I know - either comedic or angsty, idc."
Kiyoteru stared. He stared so hard that he could burn HOLES into the guy in front of him. Piko shuffled nervously around in the bus, his hand getting sweating as he clung onto the… thingys that hung from the roof of the bus, trying to get away from the unneeded attention. I mean SURE, he looked like a shota, but that doesn't MEAN he WAS a SHOTA. I mean come on! Give him a break! Piko's mind went into overdrive as he tried to figure out why the man behind him was staring so hard at him.
He can't be a stalker can he? I mean, he looks innocent enough, but who knows WHAT can be hiding behind those glasses? Could he be a real life troll? OMIGOD, that could totally happen! What with that weird look on his face, he's only asking for trouble!
But what could he possibly want from ME? Is he GAY? OH NO, I really hope not! I'm really a straight guy despite my high pitched voice! What? Does he WANT me or something? Oh GOD, the look in his EYES. FUCK. Please God, have MERCY on me! I'm still a virgin! Don't let me get raped! Especially by a guy! I mean, I wouldn't mind getting raped by upperclassmen Meiko, or even Luka. Them girls have got some huggggeeee tits. Then again, it won't be rape if the raped is willing~.
Suddenly, the bus went over a bump, causing Kiyoteru to bump into Piko.
And if the wiling is- ACKK! WHAT THE? DID HE JUSTTOUCHME? LIKE, DID HE JUST FEEL MY FUCKING ASS? OHHHHH FUCK! SHIT! HELLPPP! SOMEONE HELP! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! I'M GONNA GET RAPED BY THIS GUY BEHIND MEEEEEEEEE! PLEASE GOD! HEAR MY PRAYER! I KNOW I SAID ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT TITS AND CRAP, BUT COME ON! I STILL GOT A WHOLE VIRGIN LIFE AHEAD OF MEEEEEE!
As Piko continued to scream mentally, his face remained completely IMPASSIVE. Miku, who just so happened to be watching the two strangers, noticed how... uncomfortably close they were.
"Um, excuse me?" she asked politely, getting the glasses-eyed man's attention, "Why are you staring at him like that? And why are you so close to him?" The man blinked once, then twice. His face suddenly brightened at understanding the question. He quickly shook his hands in defense for himself.
"I didn't mean to get all close up to him like that!" he squeaked out, face red with embarrassment, "It's just that when the bus went over that bump, I guess I unconsciously moved forward!"
"Then why were you staring at him like that?" A few more confused blinks until:
"Ohh! You mean my concentration face! You see, I was trying to remember something that I had to do, so I focused really hard at this one spot in front of me, hoping that I could remember!" he chirped happily.
I DON'T WANT BUTT SEX! WELL, MAYBE IT MIGHT FEEL GOOD BUT- WAIT. Did he just say... he's not gonna rape me?
...
Man, what a bummer.
Pffffft, this was so cracky. I was expecting to be met with tomatoes originally, but instead, I was met with a "[^FFFFF. BEST EVER.]". :'D