Prompt: " Um, Tako Luka / Hachune Miku comedy ? ^_^;"
Tako-Luka was on her master's head when she saw this little thing with green hair and the most ugly-ass face she had ever seen.
Hatchune Miku was holding her master/creator/sister's hand when she saw this pink BLOB with TENTACLES on top of Luka-nee's head. Hatchune pointed up at the hideous blob and commented:
"Whut teh heck is that Miku?" Tako Luka responded with a indignant exclamation.
"BLURP." Tako-Luka was in fact an octopus who had no way of speaking the human language. Instead, Luka was there to translate for her.
"Tako-Luka says: Who are YOU?"
"I am the great Hatchune!"
"You look like a doll."
"Thanks!"
"An UGLY, HIDEOUS, THING OF NATURE DOLL."
"WHAT?"
"That's right! I am actually an animal, while YOU are a freak of nature. You are neither a human nor an animal."
"WHAT ARE YA TALKING ABOUT? You don't even look like an octopus! You just got tentacles and Luka's face!"
"Oh yeah? And what are you? Are you the bitch child of Miku?" ("WHAT!")
"No! Miku-nee is some much more better than your fish-eating weirdo of an owner!" ("...Come again?")
"...Come to think of it, Luka DOES eat more fish than me..." Tako-Luka looked down at Luka from her position on the pink-haired woman's head, "Why don't you share your fish with me?" Luka stuttered unintelligently. Hatchune began pounding on Miku's leg.
"How come you never give me your leeks?" Miku said nothing, as she was chewing on a leek. Luka began eating some dried salmon nervously, trying to calm herself down. Suddenly, Hatchune and Tako-Luka were joined together for a common cause.
Somewhere within a 20 meter radius of the house the two pairs of oddballs were in, Meiko looked up confused.
"What's wrong Meiko?" Kaito asked, adjusting the bags of groceries in his arms. Meiko shook her head.
"I thought I heard screaming... Maybe it's the hangover getting to me."
"Yeah, maybe..." Nevertheless, the two of them were very surprised to find the house in complete shambles with blood splattered everywhere, and the somewhat dead bodies of Miku and Luka inside destroyed building. Next to their bodies was a message saying:
Next time, remember to feed us!
Meiko and Kaito made sure to give Rin and Len oranges and bananas every day, much to the confusion and happiness of the twins.
Does that count as a comedy? L-lol. I dunno anymore hahahaha…..