Prompt: "umm how about kaito tries to confess to miku but hes really nervous and gakupo tries to prep him up by giving him pep talks?" – pinkalicious101
Kaito stood in front of Miku's door, his hands clammy and sweaty as he fiddled with the scarf that was wrapped around his neck. He gulped and reached for the handle.
Only to jump back a couple feet in fear.
"N-no!" he wailed, "I can't do it! What if she doesn't like me at all, and she starts teasing me?" The azure-haired man sank down to the ground with a pitiful sob. The ice cream lover felt miserable. Weak. Useless. He couldn't even confess to MIKU of all people! The sweetest, most beautiful, friendly, LOVELIEST Vocaloid in the whole world! And he was convinced that she'd hate him. Him. Crybaby Kaito, who couldn't do anything but sit in the corner all day, sniveling about how the twins took his ice cream yet again.
"Oh? Kaito?" Kaito stopped in the middle of his self-depreciating rant, looking up to see a purple-haired samurai staring down at him.
"Gakupo…" he sniffed, staring pitifully at the man.
"What is it? Did the twins steal your ice cream again?"
"N-no!" the azure-colored man shook his head frantically, "It's just that, well, I want to confess to Miku that I really like her, and, and, and…" Kaito trailed off, not knowing how to continue.
"And you think she'll reject you?" Gakupo sat down next to his friend, staring at the wall in front of them, looking almost disinterested. The teary-eyed Vocaloid nodded in response. Gakupo sighed and shook his head.
"Really now! Stop being such a moron!" Gakupo smacked the side of Kaito's head lightly, earning a pout from the slightly annoyed male.
"And stop hanging around Meiko…" he muttered quietly, "I think she's rubbing off on you." Gakupo snickered.
"Well, at least she got guts!" He slapped Kaito's back hard, earning a squeak of pain from him. "Listen hear Kaito, you want to confess to her successfully?" Kaito nodded eagerly. "Then stop being a wuss! See, all you gotta do is undress yourself, but keep the muffler on. Position your muffler so that it covers your… 'banana' conveniently and barge into her room, proclaiming your undying love for her! Make sure your entrance is dramatic as well! Miku loves drama!" Kaito nodded along with everything Gakupo was saying, before realizing what the purple-haired man was actually saying. Kaito let out a loud gasp and pointed an accusing finger straight at the samurai.
"You!" he yelled, "You!"
"Me!" Gakupo shouted back, "Me!"
"You!"
"Me!"
"YOU!"
"ME!"
"Oh would you two just CUT IT OUT?" A sake bottle came flying their way, both men successfully dodging the well-aimed projectile. Kaito cleared his throat awkwardly before continuing what he was trying to say earlier.
"Gakupo, you're just trying to set me up in an embarrassing situation that will lead to me getting punched by Meiko, then getting 'Tuna Smashed!' by Luka, then getting road rollered by Rin (and maybe Len), then getting, I don't know, speared by Lily, and then brutally chopped up and cooked by the rest of the female Vocaloids!"
It was a horrifying thought really, just imagining Yuki happily placing an apple in his mouth and then turning him around and around on a homemade spit, possibly using Lily's spear (did she even have one?) as the thing he was tied onto. Who knows? Maybe IA would use his hair for tea, and See-U would bring along kimchi as a side dish for the big Kaito feast! He threw his hands in the air, exasperated. "Do you WANT me to get killed?" Gakupo shrugged.
"I don't know. You do a pretty good job by yourself pretty much every single day."
"GAKUPO!"
"What? I'm just trying to help!" he raised an eyebrow tauntingly, "Unless you have a better idea, oh mister Ice Cream Lover?" Kaito glared at the eggplant-lover.
"My idea would at least be less insane than yours!"
"Oh? What would that be?"
"Well, I'd go up to Miku and confess! Tell her that ever since the day I meant her, I was blessed to have such a kind and sweet friend support me through my rough days! That whenever I needed a shoulder to cry on, or a helping hand to help me off the ground, literally sometimes, she'd be there with a smile! It's because of her caring side that I fell in love with her! I would tell her how much she meant to me, and how much I loved her, and how I wanted to- oh." Kaito stopped in mid-rant the minute he saw the smirk on Gakupo's face.
"Clearly friend," he said with a chuckle, "you already know what to do."
"Y-yeah.." Kaito said sheepishly. Gakupo stood up and dusted himself off before pulling Kaito up with him.
"I think…" Gakupo grabbed the doorknob to Miku's room.
"All you need…" He turned it and opened the door. Kaito stared blankly into her room, his mind quickly emptying by the second.
"Is a little push!" The eggplant man pushed Mr. Ice Cream into the room before he could protest. He quickly shut the door before Kaito could even turn around and laughed happily. Well then, he thought to himself, I think that was a job well done, if I do say so myself! He looked down to the ground and noticed the semi-empty sake bottle on the ground, some of its contents already spilt on the ground. He picked it up carefully, glanced down the hallway, and then back down at the bottle in his hand.
Well, he could use this as an excuse to visit the drunk herself, right?
Right.
Gakupo set off with Meiko's sake bottle in one hand, his mind struggling to figure out what to do once he actually made it to her room.
Unknowingly to him, Gumi had watched the whole exchange between him and Kaito, and was now watching her brother walk off in the direction of what she presumed was Meiko's room. She chuckled quietly. It was great that he could help Kaito with his romance problems, but the poor sap couldn't even bring himself to utter a "How are you?" to his love interest. Ah, what love can do to a man.
It took a while, but I finally finished it! *applause please*
*shot*
Sorry it took so long, but I'm on summer vacation! So that means I'll get to requests and actually fic writing sooner! YEAH FOR UPDATING LONG FORGOTTON STORIES!
So then, ON TO THE NEXT REQUEST!