A/N: Did you guys think I forgot about my drabble collection? Nah I didn't. But I lost all the completed requests a long time ago OTL. We'll see if I'll try and rewrite them again.
Prompt: (from Tumblr) OTP and something they said at 1am - PikoRin (requested by finitexs)
RoadaRollaF (1:00 am): Do you think that pumpkins consider themselves kin of pumps? Like, if they could talk and stuff.
Me (1:00 am): omg shut up and go to sleep rin
RoadaRollaF (1:01 am): This is a serious question you piece of flamboyant twin banging shit.
Me (1:01 am): since when was i ever banging your bro
RoadaRollaF (1:02 am): Since that wet dream.
Me (1:02 am): WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT
RoadaRollaF (1:02 am): WE ARE NOW SO BUCKLE UP ASSHOLE!
Piko groans as he stares at his cell phone screen. Unbelievable. He thought she was going to stop teasing him about it, but true to her nature, Rin Kagamine just can't let an incident like that slide. He really should stop telling his dreams to her. Len wouldn't have brought up the wet dream. Hell, Len would be asleep right now. Like a normal person.
Why the hell is Rin awake anyways?
Me (1:05 am): why the hell are you awake anyways
RoadaRollaF (1:06 am): Okay so like, Len had a nightmare and now he's sleeping in my bed. But he snores like hella so I can't sleep.
Me (1:06 am): bullshit
RoadaRollaF (1:12 am): (Subject: No Subject)
He opens the attachment and is greeted by the sight of a disgruntled Rin lying next to a drooling twin. It was surprising how alike the two looked, but then again…
Rin is the manlier looking of the two.
He snorts and quickly taps out a reply.
Me (1:14 am): aw how cute
RoadaRollaF (1:14 am): HE WON'T SHUT UP I'M GONNA SMOTHER HIM.
Me (1:15 am): DO NOT
RoadaRollaF (1:15 am): YES
Me (1:15 am): N O
The back and forth continues as such, until she relents and admits that if she killed her brother right now, then she wouldn't have anyone to copy notes off of. And steal pudding from. They continue to text when Piko starts yawning, rubbing his eyes as he looks at the time. It's almost two am and they have classes to attend.
Me (1:50 am): hey rin
RoadaRollaF (1:50 am): Yeah?
Me (1:51 am): its almost 2am
RoadaRollaF (1:52 am): Yo, you're right.
Me (1:52 am): we gotta sleep
RoadaRollaF (1:53 am): Aight. Nightooo.
Me (1:53 am): niiight
He exits out of the texting application and shuts the phone off. Minutes before he grunts and picks the phone up again. She probably turned her phone off already, but it wouldn't hurt to send her a little message to wake up to. He quickly taps into the texting application and pulls up her contact.
Me (1:59 am): i love you
Satisfied with his message, he turned his phone off and quickly went back to sleep.
The alarm goes off, and he immediately turns it off before turning his phone back on. Immediately, he's bombarded with texts from both twins. He frowns and opens up Rin's contact and is faced with texts of her laughing at him.
RoadaRollaF (8:40 am): HAHAHAH OMG HOLY SHIT YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT
RoadaRollaF (8:42 am): HAHAHAHAH YOU DAMN NERD HOLY FUCK
RoadaRollaF (8:43 am): oMG OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS OMG
RoadaRollaF (8:43 am): I WAke Up tO ThiS
RoadaRollaF (8:50 am): GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
It's the last text that gets him. He quickly scrolls up to look for the text he sent her last night but mysteriously enough, the message isn't there.
Oh no.
Not this again.
Why was this happening to him again?
Hesitantly, he pulls up the other twin's contact and looks in horror at the messages.
Me (1:59 am): i love you
RoadaRollaM (8:35 am): Dude
RoadaRollaM (8:35 am): Thats hella gay
RoadaRollaM (8:36 am): Not that im against that but uh
RoadaRollaM (8:36 am): I thought you were dating my sister
RoadaRollaM (8:40 am): That wet dream makes a lot more sense now omg
RoadaRollaM (8:50 am): uh no homo
"FUCK."
A/N: I forget you can't do the heart thing here on . What a pain.