(Hey guys I'm back, like I said at the end of the last chapter have Naruto reveal some of his past to Revy, not all of it, just how he was treated as a kid, now to respond to some of the reviews
frytrix: other people say they like it so fuck you, you don't like don't read, I'm still a noob at this so give me a break
Scarface101: I'll mention anyone who has an interesting review, and thx for the suggestion PM, got a good idea on how to do it
And to all who liked the last chapters, thanks, and sorry I don't get these out fast, I suck at writing and it takes me a while to get these out.
So this chapter has the argument, I hit a wall, and can't write the chapter about the twins yet, that'll be the next chapter, sorry)
We were driving down the road leaving Roanapur. Some how I got tricked into driving Revy to this source. So I tried to lighten the mood by telling some jokes. "Ok how 'bout this one What did one hat say to the other?"
"You stay here, I'll go on ahead." Revy said causing Naruto to deflate a little.
"Ok how 'bout, what do you get when you divide a pumpkin in half by it's diameter?" Naruto tried again.
"Pumpkin pi, give it a rest Fox. Just shut up and drive, dumbass." Naruto sighed in defeat and drove. They went over a bridge that had a noose hanging from it. The noose is a message to everyone. To some it's a warning, telling them that if you cross the bridge your life is forfeit. To others it's an invitation to life of danger and excitement. Earlier, when the ship had docked. Naruto had been given directions to this alleged source Dutch mentioned, Revy was sitting shotgun, taking a smoke. She still won't talk to him, and it was starting to get annoying.
Naruto pulled up to a church, and said "interesting, what better place to hide a weapon and drug smuggling business than in plain sight." he was impressed by the incredible insight by the sister Yolanda.
Revy was banging on the door, saying "Hey y'old bitch open up, it's Rebecca. Open the damn door."
"Hey Two hands!" Came a voice from the other side of the church. It was a woman who had blonde hair, was tall, slender, and damn if she wasn't sexy, she had on the typical nun outfit, but she was chewing some bubblegum, and had on pink shades. "People like you aren't allowed in the house of God, wait for me to get sister Yolanda."
"Sister Eda, should we put the sheets in the church?" questioned one of the brothers who were moving sheets.
"No leave them in the barn, I'll pick them up later." This piqued Naruto's interest, and solidified a hunch he had.
In the small building off to the side of the church. Naruto and Revy were meeting with Sister Yolanda "So dutchy boy wants the gun shipment, well there's one small problem, the Arwen 37 grenade launcher, I'm afraid that we don't have any in stock."
"Don't fuck with us sister, just give us the gun and let us be on our way." said Revy slightly ticked.
"I'm sorry Rebecca, but you know that others want those guns as well. I can't show any favoritism."
"cut the shit y'old Bitch, just fill our order, and we won't have any problem, unless you want to count with your feet." Naruto just shook his head, the way Revy was acting is like a 5 year old who didn't get what she wanted. She nearly got shot by sister Eda who was carrying a glock 17L "Watch where you're aiming that you second rate gunman." Threatened Revy.
"If you like I can make it so you smoke out your forehead, wanna see?" Said Eda pointing her glock right between Revy's eyes.
"Now, now Eda, put those down. This isn't the place you can go pointing that thing around. We have principles here at the Church of Violence."
'well that's ironic, better put an end to this.' thought Naruto. He took a sip of the tea in front of him. "Mmm this is good sister," he takes a whiff " hmm, to get this strong of a smell, I'd say there was no tea bag, and with this flavor, is it Williamson and Magor, or is it, Fortnum and Mason?"
"you have a good sense of smell, mister…"
"just call me Fox sister, my real name doesn't matter anymore."
"very well Mister Fox, it is williamson and Magor, I do so much love black tea."
"Back in Japan, I used to live near a tea shop, because I was friends with the owner, they would let me sample teas, and even smiggle me extra shipments. It's nice to find someone who also enjoys tea like me. Speaking of smuggling, how goes the drug business?"
You couldn't see it but Eda had a raised eyebrow ' how does this kid know about the smuggling?'
"I'm afraid I don't understand what you're saying sonny, we're but a humble church not some drug dealership." Came Yolanda's response.
"Really, quick questions, do you actually believe in God?"
"yes of course."
"And how old are you?"
"43, but I must ask, what is the point of all this?"
"Your left pinky twitches when you lie sister. Only slightly, but a trained eye can find it (Or maybe a special eye). Sorry, I suppose I shouldn't jump to conclusions, it just seemed odd that you would put clean sheets into a barn, when the church would be much better suited. And there have been weird trafficking incidents, were trafficking routes have suddenly had their drugs stolen. Hotel Moscow had people to search everywhere,but they can't seem to locate the reason or the hiding place. Again this is all just theory, I don't actually have anything concrete, but it's just a theory."
Sister Yolanda looked at Naruto with a smile on her face and a hidden calculating eye. she sighs "Eda, put he grenade launcher with the rest of the guns," eda gave a es sister as she put her gun in it's holster "You intrigue me boy, if you're ever in need of someone to talk to, feel free to come by." Naruto gave a bow. "Now,it's time to pray, so be off with you."
"Before I go would you mind adding one of these to the list, I was thinking of getting two to use, and ammo for them." Naruto pulls out a Taurus judge magnum and hands it to Yolanda.
"I think we can do that, but it'll cost you extra sonny."
"Don't worry I'll cover it." Naruto gave a bow to sister Yolanda and a wink to Eda.
Naruto got up to leave, and bumped into Eda on his way out. Revy followed behind him, gave Eda a fuck you, and was about to leave, but was stopped by Yolanda "Young lady, a piece of advice, most trade can't be solved by waving a gun around."
" Go fuck yourself." was Revy's response and she walked out. Eda was going to get ready for the service, but she felt something in her had, she looked and it was a phone number and a message that said "don't call between the times of 12-3 pm" Eda smirked and shook her head.
Outside the church Naruto was looking at his own piece of paper that had a number on it and a message that said "call for a good time" he also smiled and shook his head.
Naruto decided to stop by a small stop for dinner "Damn it was packed, almost didn't get anything. better eat up, before it gets cold."
"I ain't hungry." Revy took a puff of her ciggerette
" If you don't eat you'll get the munchies."
"Give me the fuckiing keys, I'll go back myself."
"Then how would I get back?"
"You can walk."
"Not that far, I'm too lazy."
"Why don't you just go back to japan and drink your fancy tea, I won't follow you."
"And what made you think you're invited" revy just scoffed "don't get pissy with me Revy. Who stopped that meeting from turning into a blood bath?"
"When did you start talking back Fox?"
"Maybe it had something to do with the sub."
"Hey I told you not to bring that up again!"
Naruto finaly had enough of this and said "Lets get one thing straight Revy, I'm not apologizing any more"
Revy looked pissed when she heard him say that "I musta misheard you, cause you're treading dangerous territories Fox."
Naruto then stood up and slammed his hands to the table "The I'll say it again, I'm done apologizing, I've done nothing wrong."
This got Revy really pissed "It's a fucking shame. You just stepped on a non negotiable, bigass fucking landmine. So all i have is one question" She pulled out one of her guns "what do you want on your tombstone? Cocksucker?"
"How bout, you can't cure the common fool with a gun."
"Well then, nice knowing ya Fox." She pulled the trigger and sent a bullet aimed right between his eyes. But now she was absolutely livid. You'd think she's be happy, she just shot Naruto right between the eyes. Well that's the thing, she didn't. In front of her was Naruto still standing but now he had his hand in front of his face, and not just his hand, his closed hand. He twisted it so his palm was up and opened his hand revealing the bullet Revy just shot.
"See that Revy?" He positioned his other hand behind the bullet. "You can't solve all your problems with a gun." He flicks his finger, hits the bullet, the bullet whizzes past Revy's ear making it ring, the bullet hits a cup of noodles and makes it go everywhere.
Before Revy could even blink Naruto grabbed her gun and threw it to the ground. "YOU BASTARD."
Naruto grabs Revy by her shirts collar(if you can call it that), he got up in her face, and said "Who you calling bastard bitch, my name is Fox. God fucking damnit, I thought I was done bowing my head to my superiors but here I am at the end of the Earth and some bitch is asking me to do it again. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? IS THIS SOME KIND A JOKE, 'CAUSE IF IT IS I'M NOT FUCKING LAUGHING."
"You asshole, you need to learn respect."
"It's Fox, and respect, you don't get respect just because you ask for it, you earn it and the only thing that deserves my respect here is my fucking shoe. Aren't you supposed some sort of badass, a wild pirate. But from what I've seen, you're nothing but a greedy bitch who freaks out when she doesn't get what she wants."
"Don't act like you know me, you know nothing about me. All the suffering I had to go through. While you had your sheltered upbringing.."
Naruto didn't hear anything after that, he was too pissed 'sheltered upbringing, give me a fucking break' he thought.
Now he would have responded with another quip, but Revy had to go that extra mile to "prove her point" "What the hell do you know about suffering!?"
That tipped him over the edge, so he did the only logical thing. He punched Revy in the face. That shut her up, and sent her across floor. She smashed into a wall, and would have fallen if Naruto didn't have her by the throat. He said in a low, menacing voice "What do I know about suffering? Oh that was probably the worst thing you could have said to me. And why? Well maybe because I had to live through this!" Naruto took two of his fingers and touched them to Revy's head. In an instant revy saw, the worst, most disgusting things that anyone could do to human being, kicking, punching, breaking, stabbing, burning, branding, poring literal salt on the wound, burned healed only to be burned again, twisted experimentation, crucifiction, being buried alive, being burned in a literal shit hole, the list went on. But the weirdest thing was she could feel every punch, every stab, every hate filled laugh. When Revy came back to, she saw a trash can was right next to her, and lost her lunch, dinner, and breakfast all in one upchuck. After losing half her weight in barf, she turned to see Naruto holding out a water bottle. She took it, swished the water in her mouth to get rid of the extra barf still in her mouth.
"What the fuck was that?"
"That was 7 years of my childhood, instantly experienced in just 7 minutes. So I don't know about suffering, because those beating continued for 7 more years. My life was anything but sheltered Revy." Naruto looked at her with a deadpan expression.
"How the hell did you do that? Show me your past I mean." Revy asked with all the barf in her mouth gone now.
"Lets just say i can do some weird shit and leave it at that, it'll save us both a headache."
Revy sighed "You're a royal pain in the ass, ya know that? One day it'll get you killed."
"We've both had our problems, and fuck ups."
"At least I'm not a dumbass, dumbass!"
"I'm getting pissed!"
"What you gonna do? Make me see my future?"
"Hey, you two!" came a new voice.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!?" Naruto and Revy said at the same time, while both being pissed.
"Well this certainly explains everything. I hear about a commotion in the marketplace, and it turns out to be you Revy." Said a man in a police uniform. I was the "Chief of police" Watsup, all he's here for is to get paid, nothing else. "Your gun isn't a toy you can wave around in public, cause when you do, I'm the poor sap that has to come and deal with it."
Revy sighs again "I'm guessing you want a big bribe for this chief?"
"Look I don't care what you do, just don't let me see it. You can commit mass murder as long as I don't see it i don't care. Out of sight out of mind. I had to cancel my golf game for this, I'll take you down and we'll do the paperwork." Said Watsup
"Aye-aye officer." Revy gave a salute.
Revy and Naruto got in the car, but before the did Revy turned to Watsup, and said "Hey chief don't steal our car."
"I don't want that piece of shit, come get it when you're done."
As they were driving Naruto had the passenger light his smoke. Revy then broke the silence with "Hey, Fox." Naruto glanced at her "I just need to know, who's side you're on?"
Naruto puffs his smoke, "What are you talking about Revy, I'm right here."
Revy accepts his answer and says "Hey Fox, Gimme a light."
Naruto gave her a questning look, "The cop has the lighter."
"What are you talking about, you've got one in your mouth."
Naruto understands and holds his sic in his mouth and leans towards Revy, He blows onto his cig which causes Revy's to light. He backs off and says "What a Fucked up day, I need a good fuck. Think Rowen's place is still open?"
"Probably, if you've got $1000." came revy's reply
Naruto just nodded and just stared out his window. Unaware of the small flame starting to form in his and Revy's heart.
(Well that's done, so now i'll explain Naruto and Revy's relationship. Think o fit like this, Revy has never actually felt love,so she knows she feels differently about Naruto, but she doesn't kno what, I don't know if I should make it tourment her or not, but she will be nicer to him and not get pissed at everything he does. The next chapter will for sure have the twins in it so look forward to it. And I would like suggestions as to soem of the envents in my Naruto HOTD crossover, there are some guidelines
1. no one in the survivors can die. But people in the Konoha group can exept for Hinata
2. You can have zombies form other seriues come in, like Left for dead 1 or 2, resident evil, anyhting you can think of
3. You can't add andy of your OCs, That will be handled by me
4. anything else is fair game, if it with in my limits.
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