The Plan For World Domination Starts With Dinner

She stared across the table at Asami Sato, the beautiful woman herself actually paying attention to her, Korra the Avatar.

This is awesome!

If only I could find something to say!

…what do I say?

"Uh…" Korra began, her face surely bright red, "um… nice hair. I mean, you have made your hair look very nice tonight and–"

"Korra," Asami reached a hand across the table and gently placed it on Korra's. "Calm down… You don't have to impress me or charm me – even though the compliment is nice. I'm yours, remember?"

"Oh, yeah," Korra laughed, a foolish grin crossing her face. "Right. We are a thing– I mean couple."

"Yes," Asami laughed as well, glad that her girlfriend's mind was on other things right now. After returning to Republic City from her solitude in the Water Tribe, Asami was glad to see that the Avatar was having a good time. "No worries. Now, what do you want to eat?"

Korra glanced down at the restaurant menu and began to read, making Amon who was sitting behind their booth roll his undead eyes. These two made him so annoyed! They were a perfect couple and he didn't have anyone. But soon, vengeance would be his! He would break them up and tell the Avatar she couldn't date Asami until she played matchmaker and–

"What are you doing?"

Amon looked up to see Baatar sitting down next to him at the booth, "I was loo–"

The zombie slapped a hand over the man's mouth, gesturing for him to be silent as Korra went on in her bumbling way.

It was rather adorable, the more he listened.

"So, um…" the Avatar began, still grinning stupidly. Or had she stopped grinning? She really didn't know. "Um… what do you think we should do?"

"About what?" Asami asked gently. She could tell Korra was so nervous, but she couldn't blame her as this was only their third date and first public outing. The two had wanted to wait for a while before going public as the tabloids were sure to jump on the Avatar's new relationship.

"What are we going to tell Bolin and Mako?" Korra asked.

"I donno," Asami sighed and fixed her long hair behind her ear, "I think we should just wait. They have enough to worry about right now. Kuvira is busy conquering the Earth Kingdom and it won't be long until she gets to Republic City."

Wait, Amon smiled to himself under his mask. Kuvira hasn't taken over Republic City yet? But that's the heart of the Earth Kingdom and… that's how I am going to win her heart from this baboon…

His eyes wandered back to Baatar who was playing with the sugar packets on the table as if he was trying to build something out of them. He's not so great…He's so quiet and I'll bet she gets bored of him. But if she doesn't, I'll make her bored of him. She so pretty after all…

"Hey…" Amon began, "Baatar? That's your name right?"

The man nodded and fixed his glasses. "What?"

"Can you get me a napkin?" This zombie had a plan and it had better work – whatever he was trying to plan anyway. After he came back to life, he couldn't think ahead too far, but he'd thought of something he could do to impress Kuvira. "Please?"

Baatar rolled his eyes and stood, leaving Amon alone.

The Equalist smiled to himself and glanced over his shoulder at the booth behind him where Korra was gaining confidence in her conversation.

"So, when you were little, what did you like to do most?" Asami was so beautiful and interesting, Korra wanted to know everything about her.

"Well, my father and I used to race cars and we had a fun time with that. When we spent time together," Asami finished sadly, looking down at her hands. "He was always so busy and–"

Amon smiled.

If he could control a whole pack of wolves with blood bending, why not the Avatar and her girlfriend?

It was then that Baatar came back with the napkins and Amon began bending.

He made Asami dart forwards and strike Baatar over the head with her fist, sending him tumbling onto the table where Korra of her own accord bent the water from the glasses into ice-cuffs. The ice securely bound Baatar's hands behind his back, causing him to fall all the way to the floor.

"You there," Korra growled, staring down at him, "You're working with Kuvira. Got anything to say for yourself?!"

"No, not–"

"I don't want to hear it," Korra said, pausing a moment as Amon tried to figure out what Asami would do next. He wanted to take control of the Avatar, but knew that would be a sure way of getting his actions found out.

But what am I going to d–

"You're coming with me!" Korra said before Amon could make up his mind and in a swooping motion, Bataar was swept into her arms as a captive. This gave Amon no choice but to let Asami go and she Asami followed Korra out of the restaurant and to the city prison.

Once alone, the zombie stood and made his way out as well – without paying of course – now, it was time to tell Kuvira that Baatar had been arrested and…

And…. Amon's eyebrows bent in thought as he made his way to his car, "Oh yes…"

Then she sends me and Zaheer on a rescue mission.

Zaheer gets injured by yours truly.

I save Baatar, but not soon enough.

Zaheer comes back with me and the body and Kuvira will have to cry on my shoulder.

And then we kiss.

Amon nodded to himself.

That sounded like a good plan.

Aceidia's author's notes: Hahah. This is funny and even more so as I really didn't know what I was doing or what Amon was going to do. He was really thinking one step at a time and I was sitting here waiting for him to tell me what was next. Anyhow, I think he has hatched a great plan and maybe… just maybe it will work. I don't know what DAIrinchan has cooked up for the next chapter, but I am sure it will awesome! And I love Korrasami! (Shipped them since season 1) Thanks Mike and Bryan for the wonderfulness of the Avatar and her girlfriend. The end of LOK made me cry.