Because I didn't give you enough reason to question your sanity last time, I decided to continue this. It won't be updated very often. I really will only write in this whenever I'm bored af.
oh, and I didn't say this last time, but obviously I don't own Hetalia. But one day I will complete my world domination. Heh, world domination. Domination. Heh.
One day dance was rolling all over the laps of the countries, whining,
"Feeed mere! Ffeeeeeeeeeeeeed meeeee!" All over the countries got a BJ that day. It was awesome. Like the time Hungary grew a third breast and kept sexually harassing herself. Everyone was happy that day. Suddenly Japan walked in on this... Action of France and he was so scarred for life that he shat his pants, shoved a finger up his vagina and walked away. "The plan is going to plan." Said France thoughtfully. This was all an elaborate scheme that the author has yet to think of, but knows will be stupid. Italy was running away from France's advancements, he didn't know why the blonde slut was following him but it couldn't be good. Germany picked Italy up, and looked into his eyes. Then he kissed them and some white fireworks blew into the air. (The fireworks were courtesy of Italy) After kissing him, Germany put his mouth on Italy's head and ATE HIM? He slurped him up like cheap pasta. Italy cried out as he was going down his throat.
"THIS IS WHATA YOU MEANTA BY ME GOING INSIDE Of YOU? AGHHHHHH IM DROWNING IN A BEERA!"
"Yup." Then Prussia walked in.
"hellos to yous unawesome countries, it is me, the awesomeness of awesome, the awesome Prussia!"
"Have you never heard of a synonym."
"I hate cinnamon." Canada nodded along with this. And whispered.
"He does, he does. I suggested we use in in the foreplay but-"
"SHUT UP YOU UNAWESOME MAPLE MOOSE!"
Then as a result of France giving BJs and a lack of imagination on the author part, the bj god descended downwards. He looked at dance and he said.
"You gave the best BJs ever, better than satan, so now you get an award." The award was a golden fallic symbol. Japan then stole it from him because his finger just wasn't cutting it anymore. France nodded with thought going through his thoughts.
"the plan is going to plan." Once Japan had used the weird dildo he went over and said.
"I don't think that I want to rive on earth anymore. Because that dirdo was cord." It seemed the plan was going according to plan. He took off his eyebrow wig, and then his eyebrow bald cap. Under those things we find that... HE HAS EXTREMELY VERTICAL EYEBROWS!? I wonder why, I mean, considering the authors type of imagination, there's only one explanation... "Beam me up, scotty." Yup. That's it. Yes.
But that was not the end of the plan that was going to plan! France chuckled to himself.
"yes, yeeeeeees." Because Japan had so suddenly disappeared. His country all drowned. Lots and lots of people died, including many of your favourite anime characters! Ohhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo! In a search for Japan, England had used dark magic to attempt to find him. But the problem was, that dark magic made the golden dirdo explode. Everyone was shattered in an explosion of golden dust and Japan's menstrual blood. Everyone except France because he was being beamed up since he had stolen one of Japan's weird gadgets. Yeah. That, that happened. So France was beamed into the enterprise and once he had gotten there he kissed Kirk right away. What Kirk didn't know was that kissing France realised a specific neurotoxin and he died. Japan cried his heart out cause Kirk is his Bae. Like he literally metaphorically cried his wee heart out. Then France cut out kirks left lung. He jumped out of the enterprise breathing in and out of the lung cause logic. Since he was a country he didn't die in space. The author enjoys convenient PLOTLINES. Why did autocorrect make that go in capitals? Meh. Wow I'm bored of writing and this story is hit and mind vomit BKEEEEEEEEEERLGH. France somehow reappeared on earth and he went over to a case at the bottom of the ocean.
There was a large he hole, and after promptly fucking it, he shoved kirks lung into it. It opened up and inside there was...
the end.
authors note: wow that was stupid and not very funny. Idk. Bah. Why do people read this shit.