This is the most read fanfiction I have. That's sad.
One day Russia was performing open heart surgery. He had no idea what he was doing and lots of people died. It was very sad. In one of the patients, Austria jumped out of his lung, and kissed Russia on the cheek. Russia fucked a chicken that day. Austria called PETA and everything was okay, until Russia killed everyone trying to lock him up. Meanwhile in England...
"I JUST WANT SOME FUCKING BLOODY SCONES YOU WANKER-GIT! WHY IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! The fucking charcoal fairy fucking fucked up my perfectly good scones the little fuck. Fuck." Sealand was staring open-mouthed at him. England finally noticed him.
"well fuck." Sealand shouted.
"IM BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!" At you, then he flutters away as quickly as shit escapes the anus of an old man on laxatives. England stuck a finger up his dickhole, shouting.
"Fuck what is my life fuck Fuck I want a faux hawk fuck me now America." America then fucked him because incest is Wincest and shit goes down. Then Germany comes along, with Italy in tow. China, Egypt, Brazil and Canada also show up. Then they have super yaoi fun time and Italy is so traumatised Romano kills all of them and and fucks their dead bodies. As he is fucking their dead bodies, Japan comes along and sees this necrophilic scene. He shoves a finger up his vagina and walks away. Japan can't handle SHIT. Russia's head is rolling around on the floor. It's covered in blood and guts and Romanos semen. Why am I writing this? Why are you reading this? Leave. Leave now.
Then doctor who comes along and he takes all their dead bodies and dumps them into a nearby star. The earth collapses into dust except for Japan, which by some of strange reality, is afloat in space and still functioning somehow. Pah, logic BIATCH! All the holes in Japan are being filled with his finger and then Grell flies along cause why the fuck not. I regret writing this. Grell and Japan have an argument I stole from another place and will give credit to in the end.
"What the fuck are you doing in mah country! You coming in here is trespassationingness-esque."
"just came here by accident, sweetheart."
"Bullshit! That's like you telling me that it was just an accident after fucking my mother. Would you fuck my mother?"
"first of all, that is very specific. Personal issue? Also, I would never fuck your mother, rest assured."
"YOURE SAYING MY MOTHER ISNT BEAUTIFUl ENOUGH FOR YOU TO FUCK?!"
"calm down dude, sure then, sure I would totally fuck your mother."
"what the hell man? Your saying you would fuck my mother? YOU BASTARD!"
"who ya calling man?"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK.
dear Japan. That was out of character. Bleu fook yuu tuu. I don't know what to write so bye little shitheads.
authors note: the argument was blatantly and unashamedly stolen from Tokyo ghoul abridged. IMA LITTLE FUCKPOT HERES MY SPOUT AND OHMAHFUCK POOP.