Sorry for not updating in a while I haven't forgot about the viewers and fans. Thanks for the follows and favorites and reviews! That brings a smile to my face! Any since I waited so long I will give you all a present which is the longest freaking update I have ever did! Enjoy…

"There you are!" yelled Yamato waiting for his current students Naruto, Sakura, and Sai. They were by the two large doors that say "Konoha" and people walking in and out of the exits.

"Yeah, we're ready to go!" chimed Naruto fist pumped in the air.

"Hold on we can't leave unless we make a plan. We can't just blindly rush towards the enemy and get ourselves hurt." Said Yamato making Naruto's spirit turn dim.

"Yeah, captain Yamato is right, we need to make a strategy to attack the enemy." Added Sakura walking towards them and Sai.

"Aww man, there goes more complicated explanations again…" Naruto sighed and listens to the plan.

A raven haired miko slowly wakes up from her suite. The dawn's light shining on her face causes her to cover her eyes from its harmful rays. She then stretches her arm out from her sleeping bag that she had brought from her era. Kagome obviously slept well since she had a great time soaking and joking with her girlfriend Sango. And thinking of her, she turns around slowly to see her friend sleeping but instead, she was gone. Where's Sango? Thought Kagome. Right on cue, as she turns towards her door, a small figure slides her door open revealing in more sunlight in the dark room.

"Good morning Kagome!" greeted Shippo who jumped onto her lap snuggling up on Kagome. She loved the feeling of the soft fluffy tail brushing against her skin and looking upon his adorable emerald eyes. And plus, she was like a mother to him since his father was killed by the Thunder Brothers, and he really didn't know his mother. He was alone when InuYasha and Kagome came across him while he attempted to steal one of their jewel shards. Shippo then confesses, since InuYasha almost beat the mess out of the kid, which he wanted to become stronger and avenge his father's death from the Thunder Brothers. But soon the Thunder Brothers came and kidnapped Kagome for their own perversion appetite, and Shippo to end up just like his father, a fur belt. That's when InuYasha came and avenged Shippo's father's death. From that point, Shippo had nowhere to go, so Kagome offered for him to join their journey but even though the hot headed hanyou refused, he came along anyway. He may not show it but he actually had a liking to Shippo along their journey.

Kagome replied," Good morning, where's Sango and Miroku," Then a pain struck through her chest, a feeling of worry and hurt," and where's InuYasha?" She said InuYasha's name breathlessly like she ran out of air. Shippo looked tense and worried as soon as she said that and quickly avoided her big brown eyes.

"Uh…they're gone…to destroy another demon!" Shippo stutters as he tries to find a reasonable and reliable answer. Kagome eyed the nervous kitsune and is not sure if he is telling a lie or is telling the truth. Well, I don't sense any demonic aura from around here. So could it be that he's lying…? Kagome thought.

"Well look at the time, I have to uh, feed Kirara!" Shippo hops off of Kagome lap and runs towards the door until he was suddenly lifted up in the air by the suspicious miko.

"First off," Kagome said while holding Shippo in the air by his shirt collar," how could Sango go around and defeat a demon without Kirara by her side. And second, Shippo you know that I could've sensed the demonic aura the second it hits my nose, and I do not smell any around here. And it leaves me to this," Shippo looks at Kagome," if you don't tell me the truth, then it's no candy or sweets for you!" threatened Kagome. Shippo was pulsing real hard. His heart stopped for a mere second. Ripples of water trickle down his face making his bangs wet and press against his forehead. His face expression as if he had saw a ghost as he thought, No, candy ever again…?The thought of never tasting the sweetness of lollypops and the sweet and sour taste of Juicy Drop Pops courses through his senses are fading away. That causes him to cave in," Ok, ok just don't take the candy away from me!" cried out Shippo on his knees. Kagome smirked inwardly to herself Hehe that trick always works on Souta…I think I should be a lawyer…

"Well, do you remember when InuYasha left?" Kagome nods her head," Well, he never came back. Usually InuYasha would have told us where he went or when he would come back. Not even Miroku knows where he went." Kagome could feel her whole world stop, where is InuYasha?" So he went in here to ask you but you was asleep and he found Sango was still awake also looking for InuYasha. She claims that she needed to talk to him about his behavior and how he made you upset," Kagome then reminisces on how she was thinking of InuYasha while Sango was talking. She had zoned out on her for so long that Sango was practically yelling her name in her ear, "Sango had told him not to bother you since it will make you stress and worried and also mumbled about how stupid InuYasha was and he is stupid from my prospective. And finally Miroku decided that the both should look for him and told me not to tell you and watch over you. "Shippo finally finished his story. But Kagome fell down to her knees so sudden clutching her chest traumatize about her beloved InuYasha is missing…

"Okay everyone here's the plan," started Yamato," since the enemy we're looking at has doglike features and possibly superhuman features, we cannot attack head on." He told his fellow students/ they were all huddle up in a circle strategizing there attack of their target.

"But if we can't attack head on, then what will we do?" asked Naruto. He is more of a head on attacker when it comes to fighting and isn't an expert of attacking afar. Yamato knew that he would ask that question and will hopefully give him a smoothing solution.

"Good question. We have to make him defenseless." Naruto, Sakura, and Sai gave a confused look," It's four against one, guys think." And just when he said that, Sai finally caught on. It's expected form the person who was on the ANBU.

"Oh, I get it," Sakura and Naruto looks at Sai," since it's four against one, everyone has its own battle station."

"Battle station?" Sakura repeated.

Irritated from the confusion Naruto finally snaps, "W-what? Oh c'mon, you both were from the ANBU Black Ops, so you both would understand each other!" Whined Naruto which earned him a knot on top of his head by Sakura who was irritated from his complaints.

"Cool it baka! What they meant by the battle stations is like everyone has a turn to attack there person!" explained Sakura.

Yamato was least surprised that Sakura caught on but Naruto would need broken down too…

"Exactly Sakura and Sai." Agreed Yamato. Naruto was still not following and even more irritated that everyone except him gets the plan.

Naruto growls," Hey, I still don't get it!" he yells.

"Let him finish!" and with that another pain had struck his face that knocked him to the ground leaving Yamato in awe of her strength for a woman and Sai's fake smile wiping instantly away from his face.

"S-sak-kura why…?" is the only thing Naruto could ever mutter out from his sore mouth. Sakura then puts her fake smile and said," You can continue now Captain Yamato." Which he gulps from the sudden two faced mood.

He clears his throat," And as I was saying, Naruto you might have a better understanding at this. First, Sakura you use your strength to attack the ground. He would guarantee to jump from the crumbling ground. I then leave the next to Sai. Use your Super Beast Scroll technique to attack him in the air. You have to be quick so be perspective," Sai nodded his head," and finally I leave the head on attack to Naruto who will do some great damage to the enemy using his shadow clones. After that I would immediately use my wood style to cage him up and take him to custody. Do you all understand this strategy?"

Everyone nods their heads.

"Any questions before we depart?"

Everybody shook their heads.

"Alright and before we move on Naruto," Naruto looks at Yamato," don't you disobey my orders." Yamato said while making that creepy look like if you put a flashlight under your chin making your eyes huge and creepy at the same time!

"Y-yes s-sir." freaked out form his stare.

"Okay everybody let's get moving!" How strange that he could turn back to normal under a second… Naruto thought.

Soon the group was on the road to the Hidden East village not knowing what really awaits them there. Yamato and Sakura in the front, Naruto a little behind and last but not least Sai last. /it was silence during their journey so far even though it will take those two days on foot. The sun was beaming heavily ahead. Being so quiet, everyone was lost in their thoughts. Naruto looks behind him to see why Sai is lagging behind only to see his face buried inside a book. What's Sai doing…? Naruto thought. He soon decides he doesn't want to be nosing around but curiosity kills the cat… Naruto slow down his pace for Sai to be right beside him. He then tries to stretch his eyes inside the pages of the book trying to be sneaky. Almost there…Just a little more centimeters… Naruto thought.

"Do you want to read my book…?" Sai said still looking into his book. Naruto flinches back pretending to look ahead.

"Naruto, you must not be aware of your surroundings." Sai said still burying his face into the book. Naruto was confused by his small statement.

"What do you mean?" Naruto asks.

"You were so busy worrying about me, you forgot to look at the cover of my book which is easy for you to see, to know what I'm reading," Naruto looks at the cover: Feelings. Naruto then face palms himself for not noticing something in big black bold letters…," Then you don't have to put a crook in your neck."

"w-what?! I don't have a crook in my neck!" Naruto retorted until a sharp pain struck his neck that made a cracking sound," Ouch!" He screeched while rubbing the back of his neck.

"I told you." Sai said emotionless. Naruto growls which his neck won't accept. He was now angry from Sai getting on his last nerves. They already fell out with each other when Sai was trash talking Sasuke in their previous mission and his down talking about Naruto's manhood.(A/N: Hehehe love that episode XD) They finally walk upon an open area in the forest. The scenery is so beautiful that if you look straight up, the trees are creating a perfect skylight of the orange sky. Some stars are showing in the distance but not yet night.

"Alright, we stop here for now." Yamato said while ordering everybody else to stop. They were impressed at the place they were in. This could be a beautiful spot for camping.

"Wow. This is so beautiful!" Sakura said looking at the beautiful daffodils, and the cherry blossom trees that looks like a path towards something.

"Captain Yamato can we not use your wood style. Let's just camp out for once." Sakura suggested.

"I suppose it might be a good idea. What about you two?" He looks back at Naruto and Sai.

"It doesn't matter, as long as I could rest my stiff neck." Naruto said while rubbing his neck.

"Ok then, I'll go get the fire started. You two could go get some food while Sakura, you go get the bags set up." Yamato ordered. Everybody did as they were told. There was a nearby lake that reflected off the Sun's light. The water sparkled from the warm breezes of the air and the Sun setting slowly in the horizon. When they finally got there, Naruto pulled up his sleeves and pants legs, getting ready to go in the water. Sai did the same thing and followed Naruto.

"No. I go my way, you go your way." Naruto instructed. Sai was a little disappointed that he couldn't follow Naruto. Because there was only one problem…

Sai does not know how to catch a fish like this. /they went their separate ways into the lake. Naruto squats down searching for the fishes since his neck feels like a thousand needles, while Sai was trying to figure it out. He grunts at his failed attempt to grab the fishes but they keep swimming out of his grip. Naruto notices since there was a big wave of water coming from his side and sounds of frustration that keeps scaring away the fishes that irritated Naruto.

"Sai what's going on with you? Do you even know how to catch fishes?!" Naruto yells getting more pissed.

"Well, I…..I uh…..I am…"

Getting more annoyed Naruto yells," Would ya just get it out all ready, Ouch!"

"I don't know how to catch fishes." Sai finally says. Naruto just gave a blank face expression (-_-)

"In the ANBU we don't fish out like this or in fact, hunt. Our food is prepared to us." Sai explained. Naruto was still shocked that the ANBU does not know how to hunt even though they hunt for ninja's… In a way, Naruto kind of felt sorry for him, knowing that he never hunt for fish before.

"Come here Sai." Naruto calls out. Sai looks at the blonde while his head is staring down in the water, "Are you just gonna stand there? We don't have all day for daydreaming." Sai smiles inwardly, so this is how friendships work… He trudges through the shallow water to Naruto's side. Naruto squats back down to a comfortable position for his neck.

"Okay squat down with me," Sai obeyed and squat down. Naruto looks at his positions and shakes his head," Stop acting feminine and spread your thighs out. "Naruto said pointing out that Sai had his thighs close together. He quickly spread them apart and went back to their lesson," Okay now pay attention to the water. You see all the catfishes that are swimming? Well you have to be firm, quick and grip. But don't get cut by its fins because that shit hurts!" Naruto said while reminiscing that time he was with Pervy Sage and a cat fish cut his hand wide open. Luckily the kyuubi's chakra heals it up faster than normal.

"Well once you grip, they tend to wiggle and flop around loosely. Unlike other fishes catfishes are the hardest to capture. Have you ever heard of a fish that can slap?" Sai looks at Naruto and shakes his head," Well catfishes have special kind of chakra that poisons you if it slaps you. Now watch carefully," Naruto looks down in the water at the big catfish and there long mustaches," Focus your chakra to your hands and have a firm look at the targeted fish." Naruto spots his target and focused chakra to his hands showing blue aura surrounding it," Now this is where quickness comes to action, I have located my target, and now I need to grab it." Naruto's hands quickly splashed into the water, he gripped the fish without it knowing. He pulls the fish out of the water and it immediately squirming in his hands.

"And this is where you grip the fish really hard. Never turn your guard down even if it's not moving. And toss it aside and start again." And finally, Naruto tosses the lifeless fish onto the grass. Sai was stunned that Naruto can fish, let alone teach like a professional. And now, it was his time to show what he had learned during the 5 minute experience.

"Okay now you try." Naruto said while rubbing his sore neck. Sai nodded and did as what Naruto said. Okay step one, focus my chakra to my hands and have a firm look at my target. Sai spots a catfish and focuses his chakra to his hands making blue aura appear. It wasn't hard for him to do such a simple task since chakra control is the simplest technique to all ninja. Second, is quickness. Sai quickly plunges his hands in the water grabbing his target. Naruto was amazed that he could learn more quickly than himself. When Jiraiya taught it to Naruto, it took him a week to be patient with the fish. But now he's a natural. Third, grip the fish no matter what. Sai gripped the fish just like Naruto did. But the fish was so uncontrollable but Sai manages to control it. Phew! Is it over…? Sai doesn't know that catfishes are cunning. They can pretend to be dead but really aren't. And just as he was about to toss it to the ground Naruto notices the catfishes sudden movement that he has never seen from fishes before.

"Sai watch out!" Naruto calls out to him but it was too late as he tries to tackle Sai down to the ground…

"Ah, everything is fixed up perfectly!" Sakura said to herself while looking down at their sleeping bags. She was mostly talking about her sleeping bag which was under the skylight while everyone else is typically under the trees… And then, an ominous slap sound was heard where the millions of birds came from. Sakura jumps from the sound and looks through the trees.

"What was that?" Sakura gasped. She looks towards that direction thinking what's down there," Wait, is Naruto and Sai that direction…?" And as she thinks of it, they were at that direction since there was a lake where they went fishing," I'll check and see if they are alright." Because that was a mighty slap.

A body lay lifeless on the ground with his Lips swollen and purple full of poison. Another boy was standing there shocked and stunned that this happened.

"Sai!" Naruto calls out. He crawls to where he was at to see his face. I know that slap was heard from miles… Naruto looks and saw the most horrific scene… Sai's cheek was purple and sore. He was groaning from the everlasting sting that the catfish gave him. Naruto shakes him to make sure he's at least conscious. He would call on Sakura, but the poison spreads fast. And he knows that no ointment could treat it.

Damn it was my entire fault! I should've gotten the fishes. The poison could spread any minute; I don't have time to go fetch Sakura. Think. Think back to what Pervy Sage taught…

Flash back

It was a small town village which poverty was everywhere. Jiraiya had decided to stop and rest (mainly because he followed a beautiful woman from the nearby hot spring…). The village does not have any markets but instead fish for food. Naruto was new to this kind of stuff since he was used to stuff being bought in markets.

Naruto groans," What are we gonna eat since there isn't any market here!" Jiraiya looks at his faithful student with a smile.

"These people, this village, and most importantly, their lives are in poverty. Not all villages are like the Leaf, big and livelier," Naruto looks at the two little kids, which look to be brother and sister, sit down against a building in rags and scratches. They had their head down against their knees sulking because they don't have any food or money to have. Their parents were no better. Naruto couldn't bear looking at the horrible scenery of people slowly dying… Jiraiya notices Naruto's look of sadness and worry and continues on," So that's why you should be thankful for what you have and don't. Because one day, you're gonna need it. (A/N: Preach it Pervy Sage!J) "Naruto was amazed by his wisdom and wise words.

"Whoa, I never thought about it like that…" Naruto said. Jiraiya smiled in victory of teaching somebody something.

"This reminds me, you came here because you followed a lady here who was really an okama!" Naruto shouted. Jiraiya just froze like stone and then broke into pieces. He instantly changes the subject while the people were paying attention.

"W-well Naruto shall we fish?!" He said nervously.

"But-"

"Okay let's get moving!" Jiraiya grabs his shoulders and steers towards the lake. When they got there, there was practically half the village there swimming, bathing, or fishing. And some even uses the bathroom. It practically smells like breath, humid, shit, foot and ass in my definition…

"Uh, Pervy Sage? Are you sure you wanna fish…?" Naruto asked looking at his surroundings and smell.

"Yeah, I have to spend," looks at the pretty women that were checking him out, "some quality father and son time with you!" Said Jiraiya patting Naruto on top of his head. Naruto was growing more frustrated with Jiraiya's perverseness in every village…

"Wait a minute I'm not your-" Jiraiya put a finger up to his mouth.

"Shh son let me show you how to fish!" Now this is getting out of hand… And in a way, true because I never fished before.

Jiraiya and Naruto walked onto the shallow water. Unlike Jiraiya, Naruto was using his chakra to stand on top of water. Some civilians saw the technique and eventually drew in big crowds that are amazed at his technique. "Wow." "Are they human?" "That is incredible!" "I wanna be just like him!" "What kind power does he possess?"

"Uh Pervy Sage…?" Naruto said while looking at the people eying him.

"Naruto, there's no need to use your chakra."

"But the water-"

"It's alright, just let it go and follow me." Naruto sighs and let loose of his chakra and fell plump into the muddy water.

"And plus, this is your training." Jiraiya said smiling making Naruto even more pissed. He moans and then groans but at the end, did what he said despite he'll be stepping on some, rather irritated things that you definitely wouldn't want to step on….

"Okay now first, steady plant your feet and bend down in a comfortable position. You have to think about the three main keys: firm, quickness, and grip."

"Firm, quickness, and grip?" asked Naruto wondering what he means by those things. Jiraiya explained to him.

"Firm is to keep your eyes firm on your target. Quickness is to reach your target at a certain amount of time. And last but not least, grip. On grip you have to clutch your target as tight as you can! Make it no way for it to escape your fingertips no matter how slippery!" Naruto concentrated on what his teacher had just told him. In his mind he keeps repeating the same o' words in order so he doesn't get it mixed up. Firm, quickness, grip, firm, quickness, grip… He broke out of his concentration with a determined look on his face.

"Heh, I got this. I know I do!" Naruto did as Jiraiya told him about the position over the water, his chakra to his hands, and lastly the quickness and the gripping part at the end. But first he failed at keeping his vision firm to his target.

"Pervy Sage, the water is too muddy and brown!" Naruto groans. Jiraiya crosses his arm in a stern matter.

"That is no excuse Naruto. The water is perfectly fine to me. I could see this fish from here and your closer to it." That comment made Naruto frustrated and more determined. The kid just needs a little pus that's all… Jiraiya thought unto himself. Naruto was at it again, he finally caught a firm focus on his so-called "target".

"Hehehe caught you!" Naruto cheered while he headed for the next stage, quickness. He quickly reaches for the "target" brought it out the water. This was his facial expression: O O O

Meaning, he followed the wrong target. Like I have described the scene earlier, people were seen using the bathroom into the lakes because after all, it was a poor village…

"HAAAAAAAA!" Naruto squeals while holding the brown substance in his hands. Pervy Sage: *o*

He quickly drops the feces into the water screaming," Ahh Pervy Sage why didn't you warn me of this, dattebayo!"

Pervy Sage was still speechless, "A-are you s-sure that wasn't a chocolate bar…?" He didn't actually expect Naruto would have picked….you know…. But he couldn't blame him since number one, it was foggy, two the water was muddy but he tried to tell Naruto not to be deceived by it no matter what because during those Ninja missions he would face in the future, you'll never know if you might be in this type of situation where you cannot see and you have to find your target," Let's go burn your hands…"

+fifteen minutes later+

"Ready for another round?" Jiraiya asked while walking with Naruto from the bathroom. He quickly turns his head up with a grunt that says "hell no". Jiraiya sighs and kept walking towards the lake.

"C'mon Naruto, one last time!" Jiraiya pleaded. Naruto clamp his eyes shut turning his body away from Jiraiya. HE never knew he would have to tell this story to Naruto even though he thought that he would never tell it again.

"Haha what a coincidence. Now two of my best students shared the same fate!" Jiraiya laughs.

"Two of your best students?" Naruto asks. Jiraiya silently relieved himself knowing Naruto was going to listen.

"Yeah. When I was teaching the Fourth Hokage how to fish when he was your age, he acted just like fact, I knew this village was familiar, we stopped here one day and he told me that he does not know how to fish. Me hearing that, I was shocked. So I taught him at that very spot. He wasn't the type of person to latch onto stuff." Naruto gasps. He thought the Fourth Hokage would've mastered that technique the first time it was given (A/N: If Naruto back then only knew that it was his father…*sigh*).

"And exactly like the first time, he caught the same thing, hehehe!"

"Pervy Sage that wasn't funny…"

"I know, just pushing your buttons! Anyway, what I'm trying to say you could surpass him. It took him a mere week to master it." He turns to Naruto," And with your gutsiness and strength, you could do it by today!" Naruto was blank for a second and then excitement took over him. HE thought he could actually surpass the Fourth!

"I'm never gonna give up! No matter how many stuff I pick up!" Naruto cheered as he fist pumps in the air.

"That's my boy! Now go down there and catch some fish!" Jiraiya ordered with encouragement.

"Yeah!" And with that he was off down the hill to the Lake. No matter how many times he never gave up. And later that day, to Jiraiya's surprise, he could catch fishes pretty skilled! That's what we expect from Jiraiya sensei's students… He smiled inwardly to himself, "You have officially surpassed the Fourth! Congratulations!" HE patted Naruto on top of his wet blonde hair. He smiled triumphantly to himself in success.

"HEEELPPP! SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTOR!" Someone yells across the bank. Jiraiya and Naruto looked around to see a man running to a crowd of people.

"We don't have a doctor around these parts!" A young woman yells.

"The poison could spread any minute by the catfish and-"

"Don't worry, where he is!" Jiraiya called for the rescue.

"Right here, we were fishing until the catfish slapped his arm with its tail fin!" Jiraiya kneeled down to the weakened man in pain. He picks up his left arm which was purple and swollen. Naruto was horrified at the sight of his arm because the man screamed in pain as the poison is eating away his cells…

"Naruto this'll be another lesson today, ok? And watch closely how to cure him," Naruto snaps out of his recent reaction to the poor man's arm and paid attention to Jiraiya Sensei.

"Okay this'll hurt a little but it'll go away soon." After he finished Jiraiya pull his left swollen arm to his face sucking out the poison. The man was screaming in pain and then moans as it slowly fades away. Naruto and the others watch in amusement as he sucks the poison out of his arm. And soon enough the man was cured! Everyone cheers for the white haired perv! All his attention was on the beautiful ladies in the back falling all over him and gave them a wink that sent them flying.

"Wow Pervy Sage where did you-"

"Tsunade taught me when we were on a mission. Well, she did it on me of course." Jiraiya chuckled with a perverted grin coming across his face. He finally stops when he felt twenty eyes staring him down to the bones and continued on scratching his throat," As I was saying, she taught me how to suck the poison out in this type of situation. She knew that there will be missions that she wouldn't be beside me

"Thank you so much mister! We are in your debts." The poor man pleaded on one knee," We shall pay you what we have in store." He offered but Jiraiya decline within a blink of the eye.

"No it was within the act of kindness, you don't owe us."

"Yes we do. You see, uh…how do I put this," The man scratched behind his shaggy brown hair and laughed nervously," The lake isn't for fishing." Before he could continue Naruto and Jiraiya interrupted with them both yelling, "WWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

The man laughed again, "Um well you see, this is the bathroom are that's explaining why people "do their business" here."

Still freaked out about the fact that he or in other words Naruto fished in a toilet," B-but why were you-"

"We were merely cleaning the water from the wastes and scolding the children from getting in the water. And yet they disobey."

"You're gotta be kidding me! You mean all this time?!" Naruto yells even more disgusted.

"Fishing in a toilet. And if you wanna fish the real lake is over there." He points just about a mile away from here seeing a crystal blue lake with people fishing there.

End of Flash Back

So, I have to suck the poison out! Naruto figured. He looks at where the poison was at and hesitated at the position. It may be on his cheek but it was a little closer towards his lips. The thought of his just sucking his pale skin and little close to his lip area made him shiver…

"A man who abandons his friends is worse than scum." Naruto recited the moment Kakashi sensei taught him that lesson at their first training. When he thought about it, he was about to save his comrade. He sucks some air through his nostril to remain his posture and puts his mouth on the swollen area… He sucks the area feeling the liquid slowly coming onto his tongue. The taste was infuriating but it was worth it. Naruto's ear was filled with moaning and groaning sound full of…pleasure? Naruto pulls away and spit ticks the poison out of his mouth.

"Sai, what the hell?!" Naruto yells.

"It felt good." Sai weakly says panting.

"I'm not sucking anymore until you stop that moaning! Damn it, it already doesn't feel right and now you're making not sounding right!"

"Well if you were in this position, barely conscious and was feeling pain until you feel that warm sensation tickling your skin overcoming the pain with pleasure, tell me you wouldn't moan a little."

"Well the way you're saying it, it still doesn't sound right." Well Naruto couldn't blame him since Sai was barely conscious. And plus, he wasn't done with the poison so he has to continue the procedure. He surrenders and says," Ok, you win. But try not to moan, you could imagine the situation I am in." He leaned in closer back to the spot he was sucking the poison on…

A pink haired kunoichi dashes through the trees to Naruto and Sai's aide. Ever since she heard an ominous slap from there area, she was worried that they didn't fight it out or even worse…

I hope they're alright… Sakura thought as she jumps from tree to tree. When she finally has a clear view of the lake, she knew that she finally made it. Sakura hops down from the tree and walks behind a big bush.

"Now where are those two bakas…?" She searches for them looking across the lake. But she didn't realize that they were right in front of her. She gasps at the sight. A red blush appears on her face. She hurries behind the bush looking the other way not believing what she is seeing.

"Is that Naruto over Sai near his…?" She whispers to herself. Not believing at what she is seeing she peeks behind the bush to get a clear look. He was indeed over Sai near his lips. And what was filling in her ear was moaning and sucking sound. Her heart stops for a mere second. As much as she wants to say it, it was entertaining to her. It's probably no surprise Sai is but Naruto? I couldn't imagine… She thought. She stares at the action going on. In Sakura's mind it has to be a genjutsu. It has to be her fantasy. But it was so real that she couldn't decide. She steadily stares for a while turning red each minute. And when the sucking and moaning stops she snaps out of it seeing Naruto's azure eyes slowly opening. That's when she thought it was a signal for her to leave before she gets caught seeing them "kissing". Naruto looks towards the bushes since he heard a rattling sound from the leaves. Maybe just an animal. He thought. He turns around and spits out the poison to the ground and went to the lake to rinse his mouth out. Sai rose up rubbing his head since he had a tremendous headache. He can hear Naruto saying "yuck" "disgusting taste" "how did Pervy Sage manage this?"

Worrying about him he asks," Naruto are you-"

"Yes I'm fine." Naruto says without hesitate," I am just glad I helped out a comrade. I just can't see one die in front of me in my hands." Naruto says. Sai was moved by that speech. Usually in the ANBU they leave their comrades when they are in pain to avoid the enemy or deadly or risky situation. And it feels like Naruto has read his mind," And know you told me in the ANBU, you don't go back for your comrades. Well, I do, and I never go back on my word because that's my ninja way!" Naruto says while giving that goofy grin of his. Sai never had felt like this before, a friend, a real actual friend be right by his side. That made Sai smile.

"Uh…Sai what's up with that fake smile of your?" Naruto asks giving him an unusual glare. Sai chuckles making him more suspicious.

"What're you up to…?" Naruto asks backing up slowly, "You better not have any sick ideas…"

"No why can't I smile?" Naruto stares at Sai for a while before doing anything.

"Anyway let's grab the fish we already have and go back to the campsite. I don't want Sakura raising sand when we come back about her worrying about us." They both agreed smirking at each other.

It was now night at the campsite. The fire was crackling, the bags were set up, and the food was ready. When Naruto finally made it with Sai they were looking forward for a scolding from Sakura but instead received a shy glance making her cheeks blush heavily. Naruto looks on his jacket to see if anything was on it. He looks to check if his pants are zipped up but nothing was wrong.

"Sakura what is it?" He asks. The girl snaps out of her blush as she notices eyes staring at her, "Oh...uh…well nothing I was… food is ready!"

"K-Kagome where are you going?!" Shippo yells from the shack.

"I'm going to going to find InuYasha." She says while walking towards the village, "Hopefully the villagers know something." As she was walking she was stopped by a strong hand on her arm. She turns around quickly to see a purple robe with a staff in her face. She looks to see Miroku stopping her.

"Kagome, there's no need. We have searched all through the village and no one has heard from him." He explained. Not wanting to believe it she yanks her arm away from him, "That's not true InuYasha should be…"

"Kagome, we'll find him for sure, "Sango says coming behind the monk," But no one has heard from him. Don't worry it'll be-"

"No it's not! I'm used to InuYasha leaving but just leaving out the blue and never coming back? I have a bad vibe from this." Kagome says to herself full of worry and disappointment. She would never actually thought that she would actually worry about InuYasha that much. Her heart has been aching like its drowning in never-ending tears. What is this feeling? She clenches her chest with her fist bowing her head. Her friends worry, so they rushed towards her since she fell to her knees grunting in pain.

"Kagome are you all right?" Sango asks but Kagome's reply was her heaving frequently.

"Shippo hurry and get Kagome's medical kit!" She ordered the shocked kitsune. He hurriedly went into the check to grab her yellow bag.

"She's sweating." Miroku says tearing a piece of his robe and putting it on her forehead.

"What's going on?" Sango asks while watching her friend suffers. What is happening to Kagome? What will happen to her?

"I know what's going on." Says a voice behind them.

Just to clear things up around here, no yaoi... I know it may have seen like it but I said this for a special chapter. And plus the story doesn't dance around that I'm trying to get to the epic battle that I dreamed up. Well I told you all that the battle was supposed to be next chapter or so…change of plans but for my apology I'll give you a spoiler… there will be a battle coming right up.

Anyway until the next chapter!