this keeps messing up and underling this well this my longest chapter around 1030 words!!

Uncommon situations

Ch5. Shit happens

Past:

Harry and Ron were livid and both jumped up with their wands pointed at snape, nut then all of a sudden both their wands shot out of their hands.

Present:

Hermione had summoned their wands. "you to will not attack a teacher or cause problems harry and Ron we have to last the night so no attacking anyone got it." she said pointing her wand between them. Both boys nodded their head and a few others that didn't need to did. Severus snape was extremely quite then mumbled shit. After a few minutes everyone's mind stop thinking that Hermione granger could attack them. "black I believe I asked you a question" snape sneered going back to his normal self. "truth or dare mutt now." Sirius rolled his eyes at Remus "shut up greasy bat Snivellus I say truth." Sirius said laughing at severus. "mutt have you ever fucked a guy?" snape said smirking at the look on Remus and Sirius faces.

Sirius faltered slightly but his mouth kept moving "yes two different guys" he looked shocked he continued trying to explain "well I would do anything for these to so yea that's why." Ron looked sick while harry had his mouth open. After everyone got over shock "okay my turn, harry truth or dare?" Sirius asked smiling to harry.

"truth" harry replied smiling back at harry. "do you find it wrong or uncomfortable I was with to guys?" Sirius asked wanting to know if he just pushed his godson away. "well no not really kinda I think I know who you were with i'm just kinda confused I knew one would i'm just confused on the other I didn't know he liked guys." harry finished still thinking about it but now smiling at Remus and Sirius telling him he knew about Remus and him. Sirius nodded his thanks that harry didn't hate him.

"alright um… Remus truth or dare?" harry asked turning around slightly and winked Ginny who grinded for a second like a idiot who knew the exact question he was about to ask. "I'll stay with the flow truth" Remus answered softly. Harry smiled at Remus softly "who was best." Remus turned white "James was but only when he was with Sirius other than that Sirius was." Remus said laughing at draco and severus faces. Ron then made a gagging noise that caused everyone to laugh harder.

"what that's disgusting I didn't need to know that." Ron said defensively to everyone. "well its my turn Ginny truth or dare?" Remus asked. "truth" Ginny replied slightly blushing. "which of your family members do you like best?" Remus asked trying to keep this at lest slightly appropriate. "Fred and George I can't chose between them to." Ginny said as Ron blew up and yelled "why?" Ginny got slightly mad that he asked the question "because unlike you they don't hurt my best friend or my pets, they teach me how to defend myself and their can make me feel better, then just telling me that everything's going to be better later. They are the complete opposite of you!" harry looked up at Ginny who didn't start of standing and yelling at the scared looking Ron but ended up standing and screaming at him. Everyone was scared for the second time that night by girls. then draco and severus started laughing like there was no tomorrow at Ron face, everyone else just slightly chuckled afraid of Ginny the youngest weasly with the biggest weasly tempers wrath.

Ginny gave the look that Fred normally uses when he thinking of a prank "moving on" Ginny started to say as she sat behind harry playing with his hair, which harry started to blush slightly. "my turn Ronniekins truth or dare" she asked emphasizing truth more than dare. Ron noticed she said truth louder than dare and was afraid to say truth "um… dare, but why must you call me that nickname." Ron said looking slightly embarrassed. "why I call you that is that you annoy me sometimes and I dare you to" Ginny thought for a few seconds, she looked Remus Sirius severus and draco up and down then again " to give" she mumbled looking at harry, who was now behind her holding her, then said " to give Remus a blowjob" she finished laughing at almost everyone's faces. "what" both Ron and Remus yelped. Sirius started to laugh so hard his ribs started to hurt making him have to hold his sides. "wow she's worst then lily" Sirius said gasping.

Both severus and harry heads snapped up "what?" harry asked wanting to know more on his parents. "lily did the same to James and Remus saying if he loved her he would do it." Sirius smiled "your mom was good at blackmailing me and James." Sirius looked slightly sad but kept smiling along with harry. "well harry I love you but moving on now Ron blowjob or not?" Ginny said apologetic to harry but annoyed Ron was probably not going to do this. Ginny wanted to know if Remus was as big as he felt when he was against her. "no absolutely not." Ron started to say as he stood and moved away from Remus.

Remus started laughing causing everyone to look at him weird "Ron I don't like anymore than you do" at this Sirius and severus snort slightly. "anyways, if you don't your sister will come up with something worse than a blowjob." Remus finished. "no way i'm not doing it, no way in bloody hell am I going to do that" Ron said moving away from the group by snape but two arm lengths away.

"No Ron you are going to do it or someone and something ten times worse will." Ginny said looking draco and snape up and down. Ron suppliantly got the message "no Ginny no please no." Ron pleaded with Ginny. "well than do the dare." Ginny said slightly smirking.

Ron just started to look around uncomfortable.