i am again updating and im again suprised its a little later than i expected but something came up... you can only guess well i hope you enjoy this.
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Uncommon situations
Ch7. Love is new.
Past:
"Well it's my turn, um Luna, truth or dare?" Ron asked to get the attention off of himself. He was glad now to be the sidekick to harry and not the main star, so to speak.
Present:
Luna looked up "well I will say truth Ronald." she answered in a dreamy voice. Everyone was still looking at Ron and Remus weird while Remus finally put himself away. "Did you run away from me last year because you liked me or were you just going somewhere?" Ron asked trying to get everyone's mind out of the gutter. "I was looking for my red sock, I couldn't find it. I still don't have it actually." she said starting to dream of where her sock is now.
Hermione cleared her throat so that she could wake up Luna from her dream world. "Oh I would say its my turn right?" she said in a slightly husky dreamy voice. Ron noticed it was, so to speak, her bedroom voice. She looked around "um Draco truth or dare? She asked staring off to space up above their heads.
Draco was slightly torn between saying truth and saying dare. After a silent and noiseless minute he mumbled dare. Luna looked around "I dare you to wear nothing but your underwear at tomorrow's lunch while everyone's in the great hall." Luna dared smiling. Draco looked freaked "professor is she allowed to do that?" Draco asked cursing under his breath about stupid ravenclaws. "Actually she is allowed to do that to you Draco I suggest you start to think about what color to were ferret boy" Sirius said to the annoyed looking slytherin. Severus snape just nodded his head, he was afraid he was about to have a dog burger in a few more minutes if he said anything to black.
"Fine I'll do it" Draco looked around for the person to inflict his anger on. "Everyone's gone correct?" Draco asked hopping he could damage his charms teacher. Everyone nodded his or her heads. "Professor Black truth or dare?" Draco hopped Sirius black took dare. Sirius unafraid said dare fully confident, just like Draco hoped. "Professor please give professor snape a lap dance." Draco said also punishing his head of household for not defending him.
"What?" Severus snape sneered (AN say that three times fast) at Draco the boy he was soon going to Azkaban for murdering. "well you haven't got anything special lady do you so I guess your gay and so is Sirius and well enemy's make the best lovers I thought." draco said laughing at the two looks that seemed identical on their faces. Severus was about to explode with the assume that he severus snape was gay. "sorry no i'm not going to do that think of something else I am not going to do that!" Sirius said in a second.
Draco thought for a moment then looked around everything was happening according to plan. "well then give your ex lover a friendly reminder of your old time together." draco said laughing wanting to know if his professor will willingly have sex where he will so ask him to. Sirius just smiled "your giving me something easy ferret are you sure because that's not that bad" draco smirked at this he knew no one would understand this dare.
"well it has to be on the bench in front of the hogs head. Also you both have to be naked." draco smirked as the smile on Sirius face fell. Sirius and Remus both gulped and stood up. As Sirius started to remove his shirt and pants, Remus did the same. When they both were as naked as the day they were born they both turned around to draco and asked if he was happy he just nodded. "who's suppose to know if they did the dare?" Hermione asked blushing at seeing both of Harry's godfather's naked.
"well we'll have to send two people down there." severus said staring down at his lap. "any volunteers?" draco asked. Everyone looked around at each other except snape who stayed looking at his lap. "Fine we'll draw wands" draco mumbled. Ron looked livid "draco its YOUR dare you watch" he yelled at the blond. Harry nodded his scarred head up and down. "I DON'T WANT TO WATCH YOUR GODFATHERS HAVE SEX!" draco yelled standing up. "WELL THAN WHY DID YOU DARE THEM TO?" harry yelled from his seat behind Ginny but she kept him behind her by laying back against him. Ginny and Hermione shared a look saying boys are retarded and another thing. They both failed to notice that Ron and draco both had their wands pointed at each other. Sirius and Remus both were laughing at the two immure boys.
Ginny jumped up and grabbed both boys wands "draco sit" draco gave her a look but he knew to not ignore Ginny weaslys wrath and sat behind pansy. "Ron sit." Ginny now directed to her brother. He unfortunately didn't listen and tried to argue with Ginny. "Ginny why do I have to sit down he's implying Harry's gay." Ron said trying to defend harry. "I don't care Ronald I am Harry's girlfriend and I will defend him now sit before I hex you so you can't have children" Ginny seriously said and that caused Ron to sit down. Her and Hermione shared another look and she nodded. "me and Hermione will watch so you poor boys wont have to burn your eyes." she said and Hermione nodded.
"well lady's first I always say and I doubt that you lady's want to watch our asses moving in front of your eyes." Sirius said pointing down the road to the hogs head bench where they were about to have sex for the second time in their live, though no one knows that.