The second victim was an obsessed freak
Too bad the also thought I was weak
She failed to keep her emotions in check
By acting on them she broke her neck"
"...please carry on"
«~GOIN BACK IN TYYYM}
Its been three months since I killed Karin and life has been rather peaceful I guess.
U see after the murder chaos was over Karin's death was ruled as a robbery gone wrong and the case was closed so my life has been very peachy these days.
So I was checking through my fridge when I realized that there was no groceries left, damn it Karin used to make sure my fridge was always full now I miss her.
I went to my room, grabbed my wallet and keys and left for the supermarket. As I picked up a shopping cart I realized that I had absolutely no idea what to buy so I wondered aimlessly around for a while before I was pushed into my own cart...hard.
"Oh my I am so sorry! I wasn't looking where I was going!" A petite young lady was frantically apologising while picking up her grocery which must have fallen out when she ran into me. I chuckled while helping her pick her remaining grocery items up
"Its not a problem" lie "we all make mistakes sometimes, besides that didn't even hurt at all" another lie what is WRONG with me?
She smiled a gentle smile and asked "is there anything I can do for you? I'm sorry but I can't pay you as I don't really uh have a job and all" this intrigued me and I decided to make the most of it
"Are you interested in a job miss?" Her eyes widened before she slowly nodded her head "you see I'm looking for a housekeeper since the last one quit" yet another lie, this is weird
She smirked at this "surely you won't just offer a simple person a job like that out of the blue I mean I could be a murderer for all you know" and I actually AM a murderer so it evens out
"I trust you besides you're just going to be a housekeeper and I spend most of the day indoors anyway plus I'm rich so name your price." She seemed to ponder on that for a moment before her eyes widened in realisation
"The poetry protege Sasuke, my gosh it really is you I would be honoured to be your housekeeper" she performed a short bow and I laughed a bit at that
"Okay then you're hired! First order of business, help me shop!" She silently giggled but complied anyway.
"Uh well first we need fruits and vegetables."
Its been 3 weeks since I first recruited my new housekeeper Sakura and I must say I'm rather impressed, she comes everyday at 8am and leaves at exactly 7pm, does all the work without complain and never gets in my way but I have been noticing some rather weird traits which have developed in the past few days for example.
She always gives me breakfast in bed, now I know that doesn't sound weird but if you woke up everyday to your housekeeper siting at the edge of your bed while caressing a photo of you and smiling adoringly at it what would YOU do?
She's always smelling my clothes which is weird by itself but it became real creepy when she started smelling my boxers, I mean WOAH!
She keeps randomly walking in my room as soon as I step out of the bathroom after showering and then she just stands there like some retarded statue!
And last but certainly not least, she keeps touching me for no apparent reason, I HATE it when people touch me for no good reason that's how most viruses start!
So as you can see I am very disturbed, its like I'm a guest in my own house so I decided to do the right thing and fire her before I finally snap.
With my mind made up I called her to my room and gave her the long meaningful 'your services are no longer needed but I'm sure you will be able to find a better job that suits you' Sasuke style which kinda went like this.
"You're fired, get out of my sight"
If I told you I was surprised by her reaction...I would be telling the truth, the lie curse has broken
She smiled softly and put her hand on my knee *again with the touching* "oh but Sasuke darling I'm not going anywhere" was she crazy?
"Oh but Sakura darling, you are." As soon as those words came out of my mouth her sweet smile turned into a malicious glare and with a loud roar she grabbed a knife from the breakfast tray and pointed it at me
"How dare you! You think that you can charm me into being your LOYAL, PUNCTUAL, CARING, SWEET housekeeper and when things go sour you can just pull the plug well that ain't happening pretty boy!" I stared at her wide eyed
"Sakura what on earth are you talking about?" She pressed the knife to my chest and started crying
"Because I have fallen in love with you Sasuke a-and I'm sorry but I can't just up and leave without knowing that at least you feel something too" my eyes softened at her confession but I had to tell her the truth, for her sake and sanity
"Sakura I'm sorry but I don't return your feelings, I am just your boss as you are my employee but I do consider you a good friend"
"A good friend? A GOOD FRIEND!? I'm sorry but I can't settle for that, if you don't love me by your own will" she pulled up the knife and pushed it by my throat "then I will make you love me, even if I have to kill you just remember that I'm only doing this for you honey"
I stared at her in disbelief, this lady in front of me was no longer the lady I befriended and hired, this was no longer Sakura. All because I'm too hot for my own good, damn these good looks.
"What are you smiling at, you think this is some kind of joke!?" Sakura screamed while pressing the knife deeper into my throat and I soon felt blood trickle down my chest. I had to end this before it was too late. Even if I had to play dirty
"Sakura you're right, I can't do this anymore. The truth is that I've loved you since the day you nearly ran me over with you shopping cart but I thought that if I acted on my desire you would be disgusted in me and leave. I just couldn't bare living without you so I kept my mouth shut" she stopped pressing the knife into my throat and slowly pulled it back
"R-r-really?" I smirked and took that opportunity to grab the knife from her grasp and throw her off me and my bed
"Eh you're not really my type, I don't do obsessed freaks." She glared at me and tried to grab my again but I swiftly caught her hands and started dragging her out of my room, pointedly ignoring her screams and death threats. As I reached the stairs leading to the kitchen she bit my hand causing me to let go, It hurt...a lot.
"I'm going to kill you!" She shouted as she took off one of her pencil heels and proceeded to try and finish off what she had started. I quickly reached out my hands and desperately tried to keep the shoe away from my already bleeding throat, man this girl had strength.
As I was pondering over how strong she was, she reached down and swiped her foot over the floor causing me to trip and fall.
She then picked up the shoe and raised it up while screaming some kind of creepy war cry, I took that opportunity to raise both my feet and push her as hard as I could which caused her to start tumbling down the stairs.
I turned around in time to watch her hit the bottom of the stairs...head first.
The sickening crunch of her neck breaking echoed throughout the entire house.
««Back to the future»»
Kiba gaped at the man in front of him "but the newspapers never said anything about her being all freaky-ish they said that-"
"That I was the one in love with her and when she rejected me I went crazy and pushed her down the stairs" Sasuke said in a quiet whisper
"Wow...this is slowly starting to actually make sense! I knew the newspaper story wasn't complete, it just didn't make sense." Kiba said while quickly scribbling down everything Sasuke said.
"So uh the third one?" Sasuke smiled sadly at this and a single tear slowly made its way down his cheek
"Ah yes, my partner in crime." His sad smile disappeared and was replaced with a blank mask
"Pull out your diary son because this next one will be a story indeed"
Z/N: let us have a moment of silence to mourn the death of one of my favourite Naruto characters of all time, the amazingly powerful Lady Haruno.