"This is where the game transforms
From dust a new partnership forms
One too worthy to be destroyed
Mind and eyes as the blackest void
The very first to capture my heart
I swore that we could never part."
Kiba sat up straight after the poem " the third chapter huh... I've always wanted to learn the story behind that one." Sasuke laughed
" well this is your lucky day son."
««[ GOIN BACK IN TYYYM]»»
As soon as I got over the shock of having a dead body in my house I called the cops and gave them a simple story.
"She fell down the stairs...somehow." the cops looked at me, suspicion and hunger clearly showing on their faces.. weird.
"So you're telling me that she just fell down the stairs for absolutely no apparent reason?" I shrugged
"Maybe it was just her time to go" one cop glared but it was quickly wiped off and replaced with a smirk "I'm sorry but i'm going to have to take you to the station for some questioning" I rolled my eyes but followed them to their police cruiser. Something told me that things were about to get very interesting.
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When we arrived there I was led to a rather dark room with one table and two chairs. I went inside and sat down for a few minutes before the door opened and a rather attractive, blonde shy looking woman in uniform came in and sat down on the chair opposite mine.
"Okay pretty boy i'm not in the mood for games so either tell me exactly how the girl died or we're gonna have trouble." okay so maybe not so shy. I smirked, this is going to be fun.
"Woah, why are all the cops so cranky today? What did the doughnut shop close early?" the woman growled at me and pointed her gun at me
"Still wanna make jokes pretty boy" I smiled at her and decided to cut my fun short, the last thing I need is for this woman to lose it while she had a gun in her hand.
" miss I already told you what I know, what do you want me to bring her back to life and have you ask her yourselves?". I asked with genuine sincerity and she visibly stiffened and clenched the hand that wasn't holding a gun.
"...just tell me how she died." I frowned at that and responded as sweetly as I could.
"I already told you people, she just randomly fell down the stairs and died."
The woman slowly got up and walked out the steel door. As soon as the door closed I heard a loud thud and a very loud scream of anger. I quietly chuckled to myself and sighed. I wonder who they will send next.
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After a few minutes the door finally opened and a thing walked in and just then I knew that this one was going to be a real challenge. Damn it and I was just about to take a nap.
"So you're the witness to this girls rather sudden death and according to my fellow officers words she just randomly fell down the stairs?" I shrugged
"Eh, even you must know that is most definitely not possible." he raised a single eyebrow
"So exactly what happened?" I sighed and started explaining
"She tried to stab my throat so I pushed her down the stairs" I pointed to my now bandaged throat "even got the evidence right here" the man looked taken aback by the confession but relaxed shortly after. He then took out a voice recorder and put it on the table.
"Would you mind repeating that?" I smirked and slowly nodded my head.
"Very well then" he turned the recorder on " so how did Miss Haruno die exactly?"
"She was walking down the corridor when she ran into a shark, she screamed with her mouth wide open causing said shark to jump into her mouth. In shock she swallowed the shark and ran towards the kitchen to get a knife and when she reached the stairs the shark jumped back out of her mouth and tripped her, causing her to fall down the stairs and break her neck." I said with the most saddened voice I could think of " it was a great tragedy indeed she will be missed, so uh Moron am I free to go now?" the man stared at me and asked
"Moron?" I shrugged
"You never told me your name so I shall refer to you as Moron. Its rude to simply call someone 'you'." the man chuckled
"And calling them moron isn't?" I shrugged and he shook his head
"Naruto" I stared at him in question
"Huh?" he sighed and reached for his front jacket pocket
"My name?" he then took out a cigarette and carefully lit it "its Naruto." I scoffed in distaste as the smoke finally reached me
"Put that thing away, it smells ghastly!" he smirked and I realised that maybe I shouldn't have said that.
"Oh really? Tell you what how about we start over and everytime I think you're fooling me I will take a long drag of this cigarette and blow the smoke right in your face." my eyes visibly widened but I quickly regained my composure, two can most definitely play this game.
"Okay...ask but one condition, everytime you ask a question I also get to ask one" he sighed but agreed nonetheless
" first question: how old are you?" I rolled my eyes at this painfully cliché question.
" 16 turning 17 in a few weeks" he glared at me and put the cigarette in his mouth for about ten seconds and then he leaned over the table so that our foreheads were touching before blowing the smoke in my face. The smell of smoke and mouthwash invading my nose. I scowled.
"Careful there, what would your fellow officers think if they were to walk in on us like this. Their dear Naruto getting rather friendly with a famous poet/ murderer. It might be the weekly timesbig breakthrough." He scowled and leaned back.
" so you wanna answer me or are we gonna be the next big thing on hot topic news?" I considered giving the wrong answer but the last thing I need is second degree smoking
" hmm 23, now its my turn so who's your mother?" he looked a bit insulted for a few seconds and then he quickly answered
"...Kushina" I smiled and he glared
" Kushina huh, well that's good. Now I can refer to her instead of just calling her 'Mrs"
"Wait what?"
" its only fair to know the name of my future mother in law or maybe I should just call her mom hmmm... what do you think hun?" Naruto rolled his eyes and sighed
" sure why the hell not sweetheart, although i'm not buying you a ring." he said in a bored tone and I was mildly surprised.
" I thought you were straight." he laughed at that.
" I still am Mi lady" I growled and climbed over the table to grab him by the collar and the moron had the nerve to smirk. At that moment I decided that I would wipe that stupid smirk off his face no matter what so I did the first thing that came into my mind, I leaned over and...
««[ END FL SHBACK]»»
" wait.. that's it?" cried Kiba " first of all who's that guy? Second of all, nobody died here and last but not least a cliffhanger? Really now?" Sasuke softly chuckled before speaking
"Ah well you see the 'guy' that you're talking about is a very important part of this story." Kiba halted for a bit before raising an eyebrow
"Who?" I smiled in memory of 'that guy'
" Tell me child, have you ever heard of Naruto Uzumaki?" Kiba's eyes widened in surprise.
"Naruto Uzumaki, the ex cop who was said to be the only person to meet Sasuke Uchiha and still survive to tell the tale. Responsible for over 50 murders all around the world and currently M.I.A" I snorted at that
" Correction its actually Naruto Uzumaki, the man who worked alongside Sasuke Uchiha to form Poetic Murder responsible for over 180 murders, 129 counts of theft, 34 counts of arson and...Sasuke Uchiha's capture."
Z/N: don't let the short chapters fool you, they will get longer, much longer.