"Okay moron listen carefully, this mission only has one objective. To kill every single one of them, do not let anyone of them escape clear?" I whispered as we crouched underneath a window leading to the gangs meeting place. Uzumaki glared at me but nodded in agreement.
I sighed as I loaded the bullets into Chidori (1) and slipped my gas mask on. There was was no turning back now, it was now or never.
I glanced at Uzumaki who had just finished loading the bullets into his revolver and was currently slipping on his gas mask, paper clip in hand. He took off his brown colour contacts and quickly moulded the clip into the shape of a makeshift key before shoving it into the keyhole, his now blue eyes were flooding with pure concentration as he manoeuvred the clip slowly and soundlessly. The only sound was our rapid breathing through the masks but it was soon disturbed by a very soft click.
"I'm in, do your thing Uchiha." I smirked before biting off the head of the tear-gas and kicking the door with as much force as I could. The inhabitants of the room barely had time to blink before the room was flooded with the poisonous gas.
Both Uzumaki and I ran towards opposite directions, closing the door first. Let the spree begin.
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[{RANDOM GANG MEMBER'S POV}]
"If that is all then I suggest we move on to the next agenda." I sighed in boredom as Brother Wan kept on talking about whatever the hell he was blabbing about. Don't get me wrong I admire the guy and respect him as our leader but man is he a snooze festival. Sometimes I wish that something interesting could happen at least once.
And as if my wish had been granted the door suddenly burst open and a gloved hand threw in a round grey object.
"Oh shit!" Blade yelled before the entire room was filled with tear gas. I put my nose into my shirt and hid behind the now overturned meeting table. There were two of them, one with a S&W magnum and the other had a desert Eagle I couldn't clearly see them as they had gas masks and black beanies on but I could tell that they meant business.
I watched as the one with the Eagle effortlessly shoot down the members of the gang like flies, standing in the same position but not once getting grazed by a bullet. I leaned towards the guy and my eyes widened. That damn bastard was batting away the bullets that were headed his way with what looked like a katana blade.
"Impossible." I whispered as I stared in silent awe at the man. He had the gun tilted in his left hand and was batting away the bullets with his right with unbelievable speed, both hands and weapons moving effortlessly together.
I turned towards his accomplice to find him holding a dagger to Brock's neck while he shot at rest. I was about to reach for my gun and save him when I saw a devastating sight. Brock was long dead, his throat had a thin red line running across it and his body was littered with holes. My fist curled up in anger. He was using Brock as a shield against the gang and one by one I watched the gang fall one by one, all of them dropping quicker than I was blinking.
The two attackers had now resolved to using their other weapons as their guns seemed to have run out of bullets, the sounds on various bones breaking and metal entering flesh filled my ears. The room had now cleared and the only smell left was of blood and gunpowder, it was nauseating. The only one left was Brother Wan who was barely alive, both his legs had been shot and his right arm was missing. I watched as the one with the Katana walked up to him and with one swift motion he sliced Brother Wans head clean off the shoulders. As he stood over our leaders corpse I realised that this was my chance, my opportunity to end them both here and now. I shakily reached for my gun when I felt warm, wet steel at the back of my neck
"Don't even think about it pal." I immediately stiffened as the man removed the object off my neck.
I was about to sigh in relief when I felt excruciating pain shoot up my back. Blood trickled slowly down my mouth as I laughed weakly, I had been back stabbed. What a fitting way for me to die after all I had just sat and done nothing as my fellow comrades and leader were killed.
I slowly slumped to the floor as I felt darkness and sleep overtake me and I opened my eyes one last time to see blue eyes filled sadness and accomplishment staring back at me and he uttered one last thing.
"kill every single one of them, leave no survivors."
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[{BACK TO SASUKE}]
"Hey Uzumaki are you okay?" I asked as. I leaned down to pick up my fallen gun. He laughed uneasily before grinning.
"Uchiha I used to be an agent, this is nothing compared to what I've seen throughout my life." I scowled before smirking
"Ah a big word, who knew that mass execution could increase your vocabulary? The world is indeed filled with wonders." I said and he playfully glared at me
"Shut it Uchiha! So um how are we supposed to get all these bodies to the middle of the street?" my eyes widened before I sighed.
"Hn.."
"Hm"
"Hn"
"Hm"
"Hm"
"...I say we leave em here." I raised an eyebrow in confusion and he sighed
"We leave the wigs, clothes and contact lenses here and dial the police using a public phone, maybe leave some kind of statement to prove that we did it." I nodded in agreement
"Fine I will go get the stuff we were wearing before and you deal with the 'statement' we only have about 30 minutes before the townspeople come out of the safety hall or whatever they call it."
"Roger."
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"Damn it where could those two be?!" Sargent Ino yelled and Sargent Shizune sighed deeply. They were all gathered in a meeting to discuss the SasuNaru issue but so far they had nothing. Sargent Lee and Sargent Tenten were busy looking over the files while Sargent Shikamaru snored softly. Captain Iruka and Kurenai were quietly sipping coffee when Asuma burst in the room.
"Asuma what's going on?" Iruka asked as Asuma produced a cell phone out of his pocket.
"Wait and see." as if on cue the phone rang and Asuma answered it putting it on loudspeaker.
"They are all here so speak."
"Very well, hello everyone its me Sasuke."
There were loud gasps all around the room
"I'm calling to inform you that NO I did not kidnap your idiot captain! He came on his own."
"How sure are we that you are not lying to us?" Tenten asked
"Hmm sure, here moron. I am not a freaking moron! Hey guys!"
"Naruto! What did you do? What happened?" Iruka asked as the entire group perked at hearing his voice
"Well funny story but as you all know I joined to police force for one reason only. To-"
"Get back at the stupid useless organisation called anbu, bunch of bitches." this time everyone answered at the same time.
"Ah you know me so well guys! Anyway I decided that the force was not getting me anywhere so I am going after them my way."
"Well then Naruto if that is the case then what about Uchiha Sasuke?" lee asked
"Oh no Uchiha is just doing this because he doesn't want to go to jail, talk about self centred but anyway I think that- give me the stupid phone! So there I let you speak with him now about my enquiry about Fire Nation Times."
Everyone turned to Asuma who sighed
"Uchiha wants us to destroy the photo of himself that we released to Fire Nation Times because apparently his nose is not that big." everyone including Shikamaru gawked at him and then at the cell phone
"You're kidding right?"
"Hey! Don't you dare judge me. You don't know how devastating this is! I demand you get rid of that photo immediately."
"And why should we?" Tenten asked but was stopped by Asuma
"Consider it done, now your side of the deal?"
"Hmm fine...I assume you have already tracked where this phone is, when you arrive there ask anyone for the Bazuka's main hideout. oh and also tell the ladies that Daisuke says hi and bye, later."
At that moment the tech guy walked in and turned to Asuma
"Its from a town about 15 miles away, I have already set your gps to it sir." he then turned and left.
"Well then Shikamaru, Shizune, Tenten lets go!"
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"Its this way!"
"Yeah so where are you from?"
"Why are you here?"
"I think its because of the gunshots last night."
"Oh yeah! I wonder what happened."
"Maybe they were training."
"Oh maybe it was an execution."
"So many options to choose from.."
"They were only two you idiot!"
"I dare you to call me that again."
"Well here we are! See you later, lets go girls!"
"Bye!"
The three Sargent's rushed in while Asuma turned towards the retreating group
"Uh ladies." they all turned to look at him
"Daisuke says hi and bye."
"I knew it! He misses me!"
"Pssht you wish, we all know he meant me!"
"Would you girls stop fighting over my future husband, geez where is the respect here?"
Asuma snorted before heading in the scene. What he found in there was guaranteed to give him nightmares for a very long time.
Bloody corpses were littered all over the room, severed body parts, stray bullets and blood...lots of blood.
"Who could have done such a thing?"
"Naruto and Uchiha." Shikamaru said and Asuma stared at him in question.
Shikamaru sighed and pointed to the wall which had the words NARUTO AND SASUKE WERE HERE BITCHES! Carved into the bloody wall.
"Uh guys." Tenten called out uneasily "lets get out of here now!" Lee was about to ask why but one look from Tenten and he was sprinting towards the door along with the other three.
Once outside they had three moments of silence before a loud boom was heard and they were sent flying towards their squad cars. They all glared at the black patch of rubble.
"Uzumaki and Uchiha...congratulations you are now on Japans most wanted." Asuma seethed
Nobody objected.
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A blonde and a raven haired man leaned side by side on a sleek black ford mustang, the blonde happily smoking a cigarette while the raven admired the sight in front of them. Not long after the explosion the scene became crowded with cars and people.
"Where did you get the explosives?" I asked as I watched the aftermath of the explosion. Uzumaki shrugged
"I was actually looking for some cigarettes when I found em, oh I also found some cigars and a fat load of cash." my eyes widened at the cash part and I turned to him.
"Where is it?"
"Oh I soaked it in some gunpowder and used it to start the explosion, pretty smart huh?" he turned to me, his face full of pride.
I resisted the urge to slice his head off with sharingan.
"...lets just go Uzumaki." I said as I stepped into the drivers seat, Uzumaki getting into the seat next to me. I slowly pulled out of the parking space my evil smirk firmly in place.
"Hey Uchiha, the exit is that way." Uzumaki said as he chuckled uneasily. My smirk widened
"Oh I'm just taking a quick detour, nothing to worry about."
"Yeah but the police are also tha...h-hey Uchiha please tell me you're not going to OH SHIT! Uchiha turn back now! Reverse! Reverse!" Uzumaki frantically screamed as I picked up speed and skidded next to the squad cars, ambulance and the news van.
"And this recent crime scene is said to have been the work of none other than oh my gosh! There they are, police! Police!" the news lady yelled and I turned to look at Uzumaki, the sight I saw almost made me gawk in disbelief. Gone was the frantic, panicking Uzumaki and had been replaced with the cool calm and collected Uzumaki that had walked into the interrogation room back at the police station a couple of days ago, damn he's good.
I was awaken from my stupor by a hard sound on my car window.
"Uchiha, Uzumaki is it true that you single handedly took out the entire Bazuka gang in just a few hours?" the reporter asked and I slowly opened it, making sure to keep her right in front of me to prevent the cops from shooting at me.
"Actually it took about thirty minutes to wipe them out, to be honest they were quite disappointing really isn't it...Uzumaki?" I purred the last word out as I turned to my accomplice.
"Yeah, I mean I was expecting more of a challenge heck I didn't even break a sweat." his voice turned from calm to annoyed "they were even worse than that stupid useless organisation called ambu, bunch of bitches." he grumbled the last part out as the reporter sweat dropped.
"Anyway it was nice talking to you but places to go, people to threaten, things to destroy so move and Fire Nation Times, if you don't remove that insulting picture of me on your newspapers I will personally remove it myself." I said and just as I had arrived, I exited the scene with intense speed the sound of bullets meeting metal becoming less and less until the only sound was the car and Uzumaki's laughter.
"Hey moron, quit laughing already." I seethed as Uzumaki finally stopped laughing.
"Okay i'm done by the way how come none of the bullets actually went through the car, now that I think of it." he opened the window and shoved his head outside "there aren't any marks that show signs of bullets anywhere hell the car looks the same as it did before we left the scene."
"Bullet proofed my car a while ago including the tires."
"huh? With what money?" he asked as he put another cigarette in his mouth. I reached out and swiftly plucked it out before it could be lit
"Again do not smoke these where I can inhale them and I got the money from my poetry." his annoyed look turned to one of curiosity
"Wait how much do you earn?"
"About 2480000 yen per poem."
"WHAT!? Are you telling me that you get paid that much money just by writing a bunch of words that don't even make sense on paper?" I growled and pulled the car over only to punch him on the face. He leaned back to narrowly avoid the punch and I twisted it to elbow him on the stomach.
"Don't you ever insult my poetry." I seethed and he grinned at me which caught me by surprise.
"Hey sorry I guess that was a bit heartless by the way hey Uchiha." I slowly lifted my head to look at him only to get socked on the jaw.
"That's for elbowing me you jerk, it really hurt."
"yeah and getting socked in the face doesn't?" I glared at him as I retreated my elbow from his stomach to nurse my now very painful jaw. There was a moment of silent before Uzumaki burst out laughing again and I chuckled lightly.
"Oh man, you are one crazy guy Uchiha." I smirked
"And you Uzumaki are insane."
"And that is why we still haven't killed each other."
"Roger that." and with that I pulled out of the sidewalk while Uzumaki shoved a tooth pick in his mouth and as I picked up speed Uzumaki turned to me again.
"Hey Uchiha where are we going now?"
I shrugged and kept on driving while looking at uzumaki at the corner of my eye and I couldn't help but smile, who knew that I would ever get such an insane moron as an accomplice and friend. I ignored the slightly painful jab on my heart at the thought of Uzumaki as a 'friend' and made a right turn as I remembered that moment in the parking lot. I will just deal with that when the time comes but in the meantime
"I have no idea Uzumaki." he grinned and pulled out the now thoroughly chewed tooth pick, choosing to chew some gum instead
"Thought as much."
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Kiba nodded in understanding "woah do really took out the Bazuka gang on your own?" Sasuke nodded
"Yes, although I believe the next part will surely make you forget about the Bazuka ."
"Why?"
"I suppose you remember what happened on July 15th in Tazuku town?"
" hmmm oh yeah I remember...wait that was you?!" Both guards raised their guns while Sasuke scowled. Kiba quietly apologised
"Yes that was me."
"But the witnesses said that the killer shot that other guy because he...oh." Sasuke shook his head while suppressing a snort.
"Well then lets get to it kid."
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Z/N: yes! My chapters are getting longer and longer. I do not own Naruto!
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