LONDON part l
I woke up. And immediately my guard was up, why wasn't the shower running? As I was about to reach for my gun I finally realised that there was a second presence on my bed. I turned to find Uzumaki snoring softly next to me, one hand gripping my waist tightly. I then noticed our state of undress and it all came rushing back to me. I, the great Uchiha Sasuke, a very gorgeous and charming male had slept with Uzumaki Naruto, an equally charming but stupid male in a hotel room just minutes after committing an accidental murder in a town we barely even know. You can't get anymore heartless than that I tell you.
"Hey princess stop scowling, you will get wrinkles." and it appears that said male has also woken up.
"Hn don't worry about me pheasant, I know what i'm doing."
"Still as prissy as always huh Uchiha?" I glared at him before sighing, I really wasn't in the mood to argue with the moron right now.
"Idiot get up and let go of me we still need to book the tickets to london and find a way out of this hotel without being mphhh" I was silenced as Uzumaki lay a brief kiss on my lips, making my glare harden
"Stop worrying princess if worst comes to worst I still have some explosives stashed in my bag, we got this now shut up and go back to sleep." I turned to look at the clock and realised that it was only 5am. Shrugging I gave Uzumaki a quick kick in the stomach before settling back down. I'll deal with it all later.
"Aw man, and here I thought that I was about to get a free show." my eyes widened and I felt Uzumaki stiffen, I knew that voice very well. I was about to voice my thoughts but Uzumaki beat me to the punch
"...Sai what the hell are you doing here?"
"Well I had originally come to tell you something of utmost importance but instead I walked in to find you two in a very lovely position, if only I had followed you guys home yesterday night." he said, disappointment and sadness clearly visible on his face and in his tone. We both decided to seat up, careful to pull the covers over our mid sections as we did so. I sighed
"How did you even-you know what I don't even want to know so what did you want to tell us mini me?" he smiled before walking over to the tv set and turning it on.
"It is said that Shinji Sheen, the towns mayor was found dead along with several of his bodyguards in club BG. Witnesses say that a blue haired man in a ponytail and a red haired male were seen climbing up the stairs to the mayors private office and climbing down later on after several shots were vaguely heard due to the music being too loud. The other occupants that were in the room have confirmed that it was those two men who cold bloodedly butchered our dear mayor. The killers names have been said to be Hinata and Karin. If you have any information regarding these two monste- I mean men please contact the police immediately, let us work together to bring these killers to justice! This is Mai Ichiyomi reporting live from the scene of the crime.". The television was then switched off and Uzumaki groaned
"Great princess you just had to kill the mayor didn't you?" I resisted the urge to roll my eyes
"Hn whatever, they made it sound like I cut out his intestines or something but all the more reason to get the hell out of this town quickly because I know of a certain old man who has probably already called every level of authority he could, poor chi-chi."
Halfway across the town an old man stopped his joyous victory dance to glare at the wall "Its chichou! You dumbass killer CHI-CHOU!"
Sai smiled
"Hyuuga mouse is not very happy about you guys using her name as an alias by the way." I nodded solemnly
"I understand, tell her I deeply apologise for using her name." both Uzumaki and Sai gaped at me, eyes widened
"For real?" I shrugged
"Yes, next time I will just use Neji instead...or Tayuya." Uzumaki slowly shook his head
"I knew it was to sincere to be true." I smirked at him before turning to Sai
"Well thanks for the heads up mini me now get out before I shoot you for trespassing." he smiled again before turning to walk towards the door.
"No problem, I look forward to seeing you again prissy one dumb blond, goodbye and good luck."
"Die" we both said and he laughed softly
"Not yet pretties, not yet." and the door shut with a soft click.
"I really don't like him sometimes."
"That makes one of you."
"You actually like the freak?"
"No."
"...wanna shower together?" I turned to glare at his now grinning face
"No."
"What! Why?"
"Because I said so moron"
"Oh come on! We really need to get going and we should spare as much time as we can plus I can give you a back scrub?"
"Tch as if I would allow your hands anywhere near my body."
"Well you weren't resisting these hands last night now were you babe"
"...i'm going to drown you."
"Does that mean we can shower together?"
"No."
"Then how on earth are you going to drown me without water?" I grinned and grabbed a pillow from the floor.
"Who said anything anything about water?"
"Wait Uchiha I was just kidding I really don-mmphh MMMPHH!"
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"Are you sure this will work?" Uzumaki asked as we walked into the elevator with all our belongings.
"Yes moron I am sure now stop fidgeting already."
"Well easy for you to say, you didn't just almost pass out from suffocation now did you?"
"And as an apology I showered with you now stop whining like a child or your body will not be walking out of this elevator with its soul intact." he grinned
"Oh please Uchiha, how many times have you tried to kill me already?" before I could respond the elevator opened and we walked out, since there was nobody at the reception desk due to it being 5:37am we just left the room key on the desk before walking towards the car."
"I'll drive and you organise the tickets."
"Hn but pass by a convenience store."
"Roger. So how on earth are we going to board a plane as wanted criminals?"
"We let the police clear out the way."
"Ah, smart plan."
"I know."
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"Captain Asuma! We just got an urgent mail from Ito town, it says that two men have murdered their mayor and they are nowhere to be seen now!" Asuma turned towards Sargent Ino and he closed his eyes.
"Gather everyone here A.S.A.P" she nodded before sprinting away and returning with everyone in less than five minutes.
"I hope Ino has briefed you about the current situation and by the looks of it Naruto and Uchiha have struck again. The entire gathering gasped
"But Asuma, they couldn't have I mean do these men look anything like them?" Kurenai said as she gestured towards the photo of the two men which everyone now had a copy of. The gathering nodded and made sounds of agreement before Iruka spoke up.
"Wait..Shikamaru pull up the pictures of the two men." Shikamaru sighed but did as was told.
"Good now replace the red hair with Naruto's hair style and do the same with the eyes. Great now do the same with the blue haired man but with Uchiha's hair and eyes. Done." Shikamaru then turned his laptop towards the group.
"Ohmigosh!"
"Its them."
"I can't believe I couldn't see it!" the comments grew louder and louder until Asuma whistled and silenced the room.
"Shino call the Ito airport and tell them that should they see a man with red hair travelling with a blue haired man they should apprehend them and then contact me." Shino nodded before doing as he was told.
Not even three minutes later the phone rang and Asuma answered it, putting in on loudspeaker.
"Speak"
"Is this the manager of Ito airport?"
"Yes speak."
"This is Sarutobi Asuma from the Konoha police division, main branch. I need you to apprehend those two men my fellow colleague has informed you about."
"Why?"
"Because those two men are currently responsible for more than 30 counts of murder including your mayor sir so we beg of you not to let them board a flight."
"Hmm I will think about it but first have you done what I have asked of you?"
Asuma stared at the phone in confusion. "What have you asked me to do sir?"
"The picture you fool. Has it been removed yet?" Asuma blinked and then it hit him
"You! What have you done to the manager? I swear when I find you I will-"
"Relax I didn't do anything infact, you should be asking yourself that exact question."
"What are you talking about Uchiha and how were you just let it by the manager?"
"Well I have you to thank for that Asuma, both you and Umino by the way Uzumaki says hi."
"What do you mean?"
"You see it turns out that when Uzumaki went rogue you forgot to erase his name off your files plus the fact that he still has his badge so all we had to do was tell the manager that we were awaiting an important call regarding the two men who oh so ruthlessly murdered their mayor and he first did a check on Uzumaki and found him legit hence me sitting here. Anyway my plane is about to leave so it was nice speaking to you, peace."
Asuma as well as the others gaped as Uchiha dropped the phone.
"Sikamaru! Check their flight destination now!" Shikamaru nodded as he typed furiously but stopped after a few moments.
"Bad news, it turns out they booked all the flights that leave at 7:00am which are all going to different destinations. Beijing, Australia, South Africa, London, New York and Argentina." the group seethed and Iruka slammed his fist onto the table. Asuma took a deep breath and released a pained smile.
"Hey at least it can't get any worse that this."
"It gets worse." Shikamaru said as he kept on typing "turns out Uchiha used our departments money to buy the tickets. We now owe the airport 3000000 yen."
"FUCK!"
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Z/N: yeah this chapter was quite uneventfull ey? Just think of it as a filler chapter! Anyway so yeah next its off to london! Lets see how much trouble these two monsters get into in the next chapter of POETIC MURDER!
(1) I just realised how stupid and out of character Sasuke would sound while saying "mini me" but then I realised that they are currently in japan and "chiisana boku" sounds so much better, so while in other countries I might have him say "chiisana boku" instead of "mini me" since they would be speaking english then and mini me just sounds soooo wrong.