This time I really am guilty
Its a shame that the plans were faulty
By committing one simple robbery
We put eight families in complete misery
"Hey Uzumaki, get up." I whispered to the man who was half on top of me. He stirred for a few seconds before laying his head back on my chest.
" 'uck no princess too early go 'ack to sleep you twit." he mumbled. I glared at him and was about to throw the fool off the bed but one glance towards the clock which read 08:12 had me sighing and sitting upright so that his head was now on my lap. I then reached for my cellphone and searched for a specific persons number. After dialling it rang three times before being picked up.
"Hello who is this?"
"Ah Miss Jenkins its Sasuke, from the plane."
"Sasuke! Goodness I thought you had lost my number when you didn't call yesterday, so where are you staying?"
"I apologise for that Miss Jenkins but-"
"Please Sasuke dear, call me Annabel we are practically the same age!" I smirked
"Very well Annabel, we are currently staying at The Lanesborough hotel."
"The Lanesborough? What an exquisite choice! Say Sasuke I would simply love to talk some more, would you like to meet somewhere. I would really appreciate if both of you came. How is your friend doing by the way? I never really got his name"
"That would be great thank you, i've been wanting to go to the Tate Modern so would you mind meeting there and he's doing well. His name is Uzumaki" I pointedly ignored the low growl coming from my lap.
"Oh you're interested in art? Me too so what time should we meet?"
"How does 9 o'clock sound?"
"Very well I look forward to seeing the both of you again." I was about to drop the call when Uzumaki pinched me and started shaking his head while mouthing the word 'no' repeatedly. I gave him a look before remembering last night's conversation.
"Oh I am sorry but it seems Uzumaki will not be joining us today."
"Really now, why not?"
"He is meeting a friend of his who lives in London."
"Then I guess its just the three of us since I will be coming with an acquaintance of mine, see you then. Bye." and the phone was dropped.
"Hey princess."
"Hmm?"
"Why is it that so far every time you speak with that woman my head is on you lap?" I smirked
"Well pheasant when a man is attracted to a much more handsome and irresistible man he tends to-" I was silenced as Uzumaki 'accidentally' bit my finger which was innocently laying next to my lap.
"Ow! What is wrong with you, you cannibal." he grinned at me
"Well princess when a man is too full of himself then it is his partners responsibility to bring them down to earth."
"By biting me?"
"No, by using any means necessary." I scoffed
"I'm not as you state 'to full of myself' I just happen to know what I look like and I am drop dead gorgeous, ask any woman you see and they will agree with my point."
"Ah yes, drop dead gorgeous because when women come too close to you they just happen to drop dead right, like poor Karin." he smirked and I silently cursed. I walked right into that one but if there is anyone in this world who can turn any situation in his favour then his name starts with an Uchiha and ends with a Sasuke.
"Exactly, only those in the same league as me have a chance of survival, the rest will just perish. Sad but true ."
"Are you sure they don't plan their own deaths just to get away from you and your arrogance?" I shrugged
"I don't know, are you also planning your death?"
"Maybe."
"Hmm good, now get off I need to go shower." he groaned before rolling off me to the other side of the bed and picking up his own cell. I got up and walked towards the shower but before I closed the door I briefly heard the beginning of Uzumaki's conversation.
"Hey Shizune! Hows it going?"
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As soon as I left the bathroom Uzumaki went inside and I walked over to the hotel's telephone to order breakfast. I then opened my bag and pulled out a black shirt with navy blue swirls, deep blue jeans and white sneakers. Just as I finished dressing up there was a knock on the door.
"Room service!" ah finally. I went to open the door as I heard the bathroom door open. The woman standing outside smiled before handing me the tray of food.
"Once you are finished just leave the cutlery outside the door and someone will collect it, have a good day." and just like that she turned and carried on down the hallway. I sighed and closed the door before placing the tray on the coffee table and as if on cue Uzumaki walked towards me, that stupid grin on his face again.
"I smell ramen, I see a bowl." he then stopped and stood right in front of the tray
"-that is filled with ramen! Aww princess how kind of you I haven't had ramen in ages!" I scowled before sitting down on one of the sofas and grabbing the plate which had tomato sandwiches with a tomato salad.
"You just ate that stuff two days ago moron." he said nothing and instead sat down at started eating. It stayed that way for about 20 minutes before we were both finished eating and got up to take our belongings. I dug into my bag, pulled out my gun and tossed it on the bed towards Uzumaki.
"Here hold this for me, I can't bring it to the museum. Bring yours along as well." Uzumaki stared at me for a moment but sighed and nodded. He pulled out his own gun and shoved both of them in his jacket. We then walked out the room and headed down the corridor towards the elevators.
"I'm going to Streatham to my friends house, she'll be picking us up in a few minutes." I raised my eyebrow at him and he sighed
"I asked her to drop you off at the museum and before you go all self centred on me the museum is on the way to her house and she wants to meet you." I smirked as we passed the reception area and walked through the entrance or exit doors.
"As a matter of fact I wasn't going to say anything although are you sure you want your friend to meet me, after we confirmed that women who are not worthy of my presence shall indeed drop dead?" Uzumaki chuckled lightly
"Don't worry, she's married." my smirk widened as a silver toyota yaris pulled up in front of us.
"Tch as if that matters." the door to the drivers seat opened and a middle aged woman with shoulder length black hair, dressed in a red sun dress and blue sandals stepped out. She smiled before hugging Uzumaki
"Naruto darling! I haven't seen you in ages!"
"You too Shizune! Hey you look really pretty today, what's the occasion" Uzumaki gave her a suspicious look and Shizune softly punched him on the chest before turning to me and smiling
"Well hello there!" before I had time to respond I was wrapped in a similar bone crushing hug that Uzumaki had been subjected to for a few seconds before letting go."
"Well aren't you a cute thing! Hi i'm Shizune, Naruto's godmothers apprentice." I nodded at the still smiling lady
"Nice to meet you Shizune my name is Sasuke." she laughed
"Wow such charming manners!" she then turned to Uzumaki
"Hey Naruto you should learn a thing or two from him." she said as she climbed back in the car and motioned for us to follow. We then drove off, Uzumaki in the passenger seat and I in the back seat.
"So why London?" she asked and Uzumaki shrugged
"Beats me, ask him". She snorted before adjusting her mirror so she could see me
"I should have known, so Sasuke dear out of all places to hide from the authority why London?" my eyes widened and she chuckled lightly
"My husband keeps up with what happens in Japan." I nodded in understanding
"Well I just figured it would be a good place to get some money before leaving the northern hemisphere."
"Ah, smart plan. Well i'll be sure to tell Naruto here all I know about the bank."
"...but-" she held up her hand before I could finish my sentence
"Oh its pretty obvious what you are here for, I used to work for the AMBU before I came to Europe." I nodded again before Uzumaki turned in his seat and whispered in my ear
"Told ya she wouldn't drop dead."
"I thought you hated the AMBU."
"I do, she left before I even joined."
"Hmm makes sense."
"We're here!" Shizune said as she stopped the car and Uzumaki retreated back to the front. I thanked her before opening the door and climbing out but before I could head into the museum Uzumaki had to open his big mouth.
"Hey princess." I turned to face the blonde and he grinned
"What, no goodbye kiss?" Shizune giggled and I smirked
"I'm afraid there aren't any today, could I offer you a goodbye kick to the face instead? I'm sure Shizune here wouldn't mind waiting a few more seconds." Uzumaki's jaw dropped and Shizune burst out laughing. With a grateful nod to Shizune and a wink to my now smiling lover I headed back towards the museum entrance. The sound of the car pulling out of the parking spot being the last I hear of them.
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I had just stepped through the museum entrance when I saw Annabel and a tall brunette man walking towards me.
"Sasuke darling how are you?" she said as she gave me a brief hug. I internally grimaced, are the words 'please hug me' tattooed on my forehead or something? Fist Shizune now her? Do they not understand the importance of personal space?
"Nice to see you too Annabel." she smiled before pulling the man towards her
"Sasuke this is my fiancée Jacob, Jacob this is my friend Sasuke. I have to make an important call so you should get to know each other a bit, i'll be right back" the man now known as Jacob nodded before extending his hand. I extended mine as well and we shook hands. Our faces portrayed a blooming friendship yet our eyes portrayed something entirely different
"Pleasure to meet you." I don't know what you're playing at pretty boy but stay away from my woman!
"Likewise." oh please don't flatter yourself we both know that if I wanted her we wouldn't be having this conversation.
"So you're from Japan?" I mean it, stay Away dammit.
"Yes, yes I am." keep glaring at me like that and I just might do the opposite
"Ah I hear its a lovely country." go ahead, I dare you.
" thank you but London is also quite a sight you know." very well prepare to be left at the alter...bitch.
"That's good to know, have you seen the London's eye yet?" If you take her away from me i'll kill you
"Yes, I went there yesterday." go ahead, we'll see who dies first. Before he could answer Annabel came back to us while placing her phone back into her handbag.
"So what were you two discussing while I was gone?" he smiled fondly at her while I smirked
"Oh we were just discussing the London's eye." ...please don't take her away, she's all I have
"Yes I was just telling him that I went there yesterday." tch you're lucky i'm spoken for otherwise that diamond ring would have been back in your hand by the time we leave this museum.
"Oh really now? How was it?" Annabel asked
"It was very enjoyable." Jacob's eyes narrowed
"Well that is just great. I hope you learned a lot about our humble country." enjoyable my ass, the only thing you could possibly enjoy is the misery of others!
"Of course I did, our host spent the whole thirty minutes telling us about London and showing us all the main attractions." true
"Ah yes, good to know." I bet you weren't even listening to the host, probably to busy ogling someone else's fiancée
"Mmhm." yes and no. As I said i'm spoken for and how dare you even think that I would even suggest being in the same compressed space with a bunch of random people I don't care about
"So which capsule did you take?" filthy rat, meet Mouse trap.
"Cupid's capsule." mouse trap, meet Brick wall. Annabel looked up from the ancient artefact to stare at me
"Cupids capsule? You mean you and Uzumaki are?" my eyes narrowed a bit. Now do I tell the truth or make up a lie? I really couldn't care less what people think of me I mean I am a murderer who is about to rob a bank. Although if I tell the truth then by tomorrow afternoon the whole of Europe and north Asia might know about us. After the robbery Annabel will definitely be questioned and she will tell them everything. Now if I tell her the truth then everyone will know that Uzumaki and I are in a relationship which frankly doesn't really matter but then some idiot journalist might start viewing this as some tragic love story. I can see it already 'blah blah forbidden love and all that crap, oh they could also add some angst like the fact that both our parents died at a young age and um an anti-hero which could be uh...the police, yes. Okay we have the two protagonists and an antagonist now we need uh the guy that has to die in the end oh and an extra like-
"Um Sasuke, helloo are you still there?" I woke from my musings to find Annabel staring at me worried while Jacob kept glaring at me. I smirked at him in return and he scoffed
"Oh sorry, I was just trying to remember where I put something yesterday and no, Uzumaki and I are not romantically involved in any way, I just do not like being in crowded places." she smiled sympathetically before returning to the artefact. After that I spent the rest of the day trying to get as much information about the bank as possible while pointedly ignoring Jacob's glares. It was about 13:00 when Uzumaki called me to say that he was nearly at the museum and I turned to Annabel.
"I'm afraid I must be going now, I need to meet Uzumaki in a few minutes so we can go see London bridge." she nodded in understanding before hugging me again but this time instead of grimacing I hugged her back and smirked at the now seething Jacob before bringing her hand to my lips and giving it a brief peck.
"I had a lovely time today Annabel, thank you." she smiled bashfully
"Oh you! It was a pleasure and I also enjoyed myself today." I turned to nod at Jacob and he reluctantly nodded back
"Have fun at the bridge." I hope you jump off and drown!
"Thank you, I will." but then poor Annabel will be so distraught that she just might cancel or postpone the wedding to find my body and attempt to find my relatives which will take a very long time, believe me.
"Good bye, it was nice meeting you." I hate you so much
"Same here." same here
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"Princess where are we going now?" Uzumaki asked as we got off the cab and walked down the street of a suburban neighbourhood. Both our guns now safely tucked under our shirts behind us.
"I know an insect that lives here, he will be providing us with the necessary equipment for tonight." I said as we stopped in front of a big black gate. The security guard sneeredat us
"Who are you and why are you here?" I sneered back at the guard
"Tell your boss that Sasuke is here to see him and if these gate doesn't open in the next 60 seconds then he will lose a security guard." the guard looked ready to argue but I started counting with my one hand while my other rested behind my back, right over my gun. He grunted before pulling out a communicator and pressing a single digit.
"What now?"
"Hey boss, some guy here is busy causing trouble for us and is demanding to be let in. He says his name's Sasuke or something like that."
"Sasuke who?" before the guard could ask me I snatched the communicator from his grasp
"Hey!"
"Dammit Kabuto make your stupid guard open the gate before I put a bullet in his head!" there was a sound of deep chuckling before Kabuto voice spoke up again
"Very well, open the gate guard." the guard snatched his communicator back and begrudgingly opened the gate for us to come in.
"So princess, who are we going to meet?" I sighed
"My mentors assistant."
"You call your mentors assistant an insect?"
"Yes, because that's what he is." Uzumaki shook his head slowly while chuckling soflty
"Whatever you say princess."
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When I was a young boy I had a pet knife, it was a really nice knife. Very sharp and curvy plus it could cut through almost anything, I did everything with that knife, now that I think of it I loved that knife almost as much as I love myself. I used to wash it, polish it, sharpen it everyday. Whenever I had a nightmare I would go outside and start cutting everything I could get my hands on. It made me really happy but one day my pride and joy, the second love of my life was ruthlessly thrown in a river never to be seen again and it was all because of this thing in front of me. Said thing was sitting cross legged on a couch opposite where Uzumaki and I sat.
"Hello Sasuke...and company." I glared at the man while he only smiled in return.
"So who are you?" he asked as he shifted his stare towards Uzumaki
"Uzumaki Naruto." Uzumaki said and Kabutos eyes widened before narrowing
"Are you the younger brother of Uzumaki Kyuubi?" Uzumaki nodded and Kabuto smirked
"Well in that case, when you see him tell him he owes me 130000 yen which is about £700."
"What! Why?"
"Eight months ago your brother and I made a bet that one day you would be in my house at your own free will with Sasuke by your side, asking me for a favour." Uzumaki's eyes widened and I resisted the urge to snort at his facial expression
"Really? But then how did you know all that?"
"I met a fortune teller a few hours before I met him."
"Well I'll be sure to tell him then." I placed my tea on the coffee table before facing the insect known as Yakushi Kabuto
"So Kabuto what happened to the old guard?" Kabuto shrugged
"He quit last month."
"Oh, shame."
"Mmhm so Sasuke what brings you here?"
"I'm here to exert my revenge." Kabuto stared at me me before pinching the bridge of his nose
"Oh come on Sasuke, it was 14 years ago for Kami's sake and you were busy trying to stab everything within your grasp which included me. It was a move of self defence." I snorted
"You just admitted that you needed to defend yourself from an innocent 9 year old boy."
"9 year old boy I can understand but you my friend were far from innocent."
"I'm not your friend and wha-" just then Uzumaki's phone rang and he quickly got up and left the room to answer it.
"You know what never mind. I need your help." Kabuto raised an eyebrow and I took a sip of the tea in front of me.
"I am going to rob a bank along with Uzumaki over there. I need grappling hooks, a scrambler etc." Kabuto's eyebrow rose before he chuckled lowly and pushed his glasses further up his nose.
"A bank, well that was unexpected. I wonder what Orochimaru would say if he were here."
"Probably something along the line of 'you have done well Sasuke boy, unlike my foolish assistant over here."
"Very funny."
"I know I should be a comedian. Speaking of Orochimaru..where is he?" Kabuto shrugged
"Somewhere in Egypt."
"Egypt?"
"He's convinced that the ancient tombs have the secret to immortality or something like that."
"Still?"
"Really now Sasuke, this is Orochimaru we're talking about." I sighed
"True, I just hope he is safe where he is."
"Who are you trying to fool Sasuke?" I chuckled, I had almost forgotten who I was talking to.
"Also true. So hows the business?"
"Pretty good actually we just got new recruits a week ago, another successful diamond heist and the Arc-Demons are no more."
"Good, how many, good and why?"
"About 12 of them, ages between 17 and 27. The Arch-Demons attempted to assassinate Orochimaru." I seethed and Kabuto growled lowly. No matter how much we both despised each other we had one thing in common and that was that anyone who decides to wrong our Mentor in any way will die in the most painful way possible.
"What happened?"
"A bunch of guys tried to shoot at him a few weeks back when he was departing for Egypt, of course he shot them down before they could even pull their triggers. They had the A/D tattoo on their ankles so we went to Scar's place and wiped out everyone there except Scar himself."
"What did you do to him?" Kabuto grinned
"Oh nothing much, we just put him in Manda's room. No harm done." and for the first time today I had a genuine smile on my face.
"Ah yes how is that monstrosity doing?" Manda was Orochimaru's pet python, last time I saw it, it was about 28 feet (8 meters) long and had a limb sticking out of its mouth. Its not a bad snake, pretty smart actually. in all my years living here it only tried to eat me once and never tried again, right after I slashed it across the face.
"Still growing, we had to move him into a larger room a while back." I nodded
"Ah." just then Uzumaki came back and sat down. I took another sip of my tea
"So I assume you already have the stuff?" Kabuto nodded as his cellphone light switched on. He looked at it before getting up.
"Well looks like I need to be somewhere now, Sasuke you know the house well enough. See you all in a few hours."
"Where are you going."
"To deal with a few snitches before they tell the police about our organisation, would you like to come with? Its been a while." I smirked gleefully but shook my head in response
"I still need to find a way to get into the bank plus I intend to spend some quality time with dear Manda." he chuckled before pushing his glasses back up the bridge of his nose and leaving the room. I then turned to Uzumaki
"Come on pheasant, let me give you a tour of the place." Uzumaki smirked and nodded in agreement
"Lead the way princess."
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"Woah."
"I know, that over there is Manda, my Mentors pet python." I pointed through the glass window to the python that was lying peacefully on the rug.
"That is one huge snake, what on earth do you feed that thing!?" I shrugged
"Antelope, chicken, sheep, any medium sized animal and the occasional human." Uzumaki chuckled uneasily
"You're kidding about the human part right?"
"Look there." I pointed to the far right corner of the room where one could clearly see a bloodied hand sticking out under Manda's body.
"You feed people to that snake!"
"Not me, besides its only done about once every six months and I can assure you that everyone who has been eaten by Manda definitely deserved it ."
"You know, one day its going to break out of this room and its going to eat all of you."
"Well not all of us, He won't hurt Orochimaru, Kabuto an I, watch." I then proceeded to open the door and step into Manda's room and was immediately engulfed in the stench of metal and humid air. Manda opened his eyes to see who had entered before he slithered over to me and raised his head. I smiled before lifting my hand and running it over the cold scales on his head.
"Hello to you too Manda." I let my hand linger on the jagged scar on the top of his head before retracting my hand and watching him slither back towards his rug. I then turned back towards the door and re-locked it after stepping out.
"See, perfectly harmless." Uzumaki rolled his eyes.
"Come on, lets find a place that isn't full of surveillance cameras so I can show you the plan." I nodded and we walked down the corridor, up the stairs and into a big navy blue bedroom. With navy cover sheets, navy pillows, navy curtains and a navy carpet.
"This is my room and no you can not voice your thoughts on it understood? I've had this room since I was fifteen." Uzumaki stifled a snort before throwing himself on the bed. I scoffed and instead chose to sit on the couch next to the bed. Uzumaki sat up then he pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket and unfurled it to reveal what looked to be a blueprint.
"Shizune gave this to me, its a recent blueprint of the bank. The highlighted parts are the ones with security guards, the white spots are where the air vents have an opening and the bold marker circle is the vault." I nodded.
"So where is the surveillance room?"
"Shizune says if we travel via this air vent" he pointed to a white spot on the map. "Then we will be able to see the surveillance room as we pass." I scanned the print
"So if we use this passage then we can eliminate the guard at the surveillance room before proceeding towards the vault right?" Uzumaki nodded
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"So this is everything right?" Kabuto smiled and nodded as Uzumaki searched through the duffel bag. He then handed me a set of car keys.
"These are for the Lamborghini, I've already removed its nameplate. Good luck." I took the keys as Uzumaki zipped up the bag, we then nodded towards Kabuto before walking towards the door
"Oh and Sasuke." I turned to face Kabuto who was now sitting down. "One scratch on my baby and you die." I tsked in annoyance and flipped him off as we left the building and took the stairs to the underground garage.
"Hey princess, why on earth does your friend have so many cars?" Uzumaki asked as we reached the garage.
"The first three rows belong to my mentor, the fourth row belongs to the Insect upstairs and the last row is mine." Uzumaki nodded before his eyes widened and he looked accusingly at me
"Wait you had a car all along no scratch that, you had SEVERAL cars here and we still had to take a cab?" I sighed before walking towards the silver Lamborghini on the fourth row.
"And if you have your own cars why take Kabuto's?" I opened the doors and we both stepped in, Uzumaki on the passenger side and I on the drivers side.
"there is one answer for both your questions. because I felt like it." Uzumaki snorted as I pulled out of the driveway and towards the gate, making sure to sneer at the guard as I passed.
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"Okay so once that surveillance camera looks the other way we have sixty seconds to scale that wall and reach those air vents up there." Uzumaki whispered as we hid behind the trees which were near the bank. I nodded in agreement as the surveillance camera that was facing our direction turned the other way. As soon as it was fully facing away from us we ran towards the wall, threw up the grappling hooks and sprinted up the wall not even stopping for a second until we reached the vent. Uzumaki pulled a small screwdriver from his pocket and started unscrewing the vent grill. With a final click the bolt was undone and we crawled in. I then switched on the flashlight I had and we made our way quietly through the vents. First right then right again then straight then right now left and straight and aha! I switched off my flashlight as I found the grill where I peered down and saw a ginger haired male in a room full of computers. I motioned for the screwdriver and Uzumaki handed it to me. I began slowly unscrewing the grill, picked it before it could fall and gently laid it down on the other side of the vent. I then pulled out my gun, screwed on the silencer and jumped down through the opening. The man barely had time to blink before I placed a nice round hole in the back of his head. Uzumaki dropped down after me as the man slumped down on his chair. I then checked the place for any other cameras while Uzumaki began typing away on one of the computers.
"Hey princess, check." I turned to find Uzumaki zooming in on a particular room which I could see was littered with laser security. I sighed but began to study the movements of the lasers for about 10 minutes before Uzumaki whispered for me to come up already. I glared at the man but allowed him to pull me up and we carried on with our journey to the vault, this time with Uzumaki leading.
"So if we go down here there are about seven guards we will have to pass before finally reaching the vault room. We also one of their keys." he said as he finished unscrewing the final bolt and pulled up the grill in a similar fashion to mine. We both dropped down and pulled out our guns. As if we were in some movie we quietly trekked down the hall, shooting down a security guard or two in every corner. After shooting down the last one, a brunette female we used her card to gain entrance into the vault room which brought upon a new problem.
"Hey pheasant, how do we get these bags over there?" Uzumaki pondered for a moment before his eyes visibly brightened.
"I have a plan, you get through here with the empty bags and start loading em with cash. I will go back go the surveillance room to see if I can switch these things off."
"And if you cant?"
"These lasers are only meant to alert not injure so if I cant switch em off then we grab the money and run." I smirked and nodded
"Good plan." with that said Uzumaki ran back through the corridor and I took a deep breath before doing a hand stand and then landing backwards slowly as to allow one laser to pass through before my feet landed, I then pushed my hands off the ground as another laser was passing through. I then performed three simultaneous back flips and l landed on my hands again. I then performed I split mid-air to allow another laser to pass. After that I returned to my feet, ran five steps before diving between two lasers and landing on the other side. I pulled myself up from the floor, dusted my hands and clothes before pulling out four duffel bags. I pulled out a scrambler from my front pocket and placed it on the password door of the vault, waited for a few seconds before the door crackled and swung right open, nearly hitting my beautiful face. I turned to glare daggers at the offending object for a while before I was interrupted by someone clearing their throat.
"Well if you're done having a glaring contest with a door may I suggest we go in the vault?" I turned to find a grinning blond and a room that was now clear of the red lasers. I shifted my glare to the blond before walking into the vault and pulling out two neatly folded duffel bags from my other front pocket and began stacking them with pounds.
"So how hard was it?" Uzumaki shrugged as he pulled out his own two duffel bags
"Pretty easy, all I had to do was press the 'disable laser security' button." my eyes narrowed
"Exactly how long did that take?"
"About two minutes."
"So would you mind telling me why I was dancing with lasers for five minutes?" Uzumaki zipped up the first bag and started filling up the second one.
"I really didn't want to disturb you since you were like in the zone." Uzumaki said nonchalantly. I Picked up a particularly heavy stack of cash and rammed it into the back of his skull, causing him to fall flat on his face.
"What the hell Uchiha!" I smirked
"Just a reminder of what will happen if you ever do that again understood?" Uzumaki grumbled something before smiling sweetly at me
"Just like an angry housewife, very well dear I understand." I chose to ignore the moron in favour of stuffing more money into my second bag. After it seemed that there was no more space in my bag I zipped it up and turned to face Uzumaki.
"Done?" he nodded as he zipped up his second bag, picked them both up and headed out of the vault. I then took out a piece of paper and a pen. I sat down on the floor and began writing a note, I then placed the note in the middle of the now more than half empty vault, took my own two bags and followed my accomplice.
I panted slightly as we finally made our way back outside the bank, those bags were heavier than I thought and getting them up into the air vents was definitely not easy. Getting them out though was a different ordeal, all we had to do was to push them out of the vent, down the wall to the ground. Re fixing the grills also took a lot of time. Now as we were climbing down the wall using the same rope we used to climb up and the pulling the hook out of the roof I was able to finally realise that this robbery was in a way much easier than I thought it would be.
We then picked up the bags and leisurely walked past the surveillance camera, I being the amazing person I am decided to drop my bags, look straight at the camera and give it a two finger salute before Uzumaki came and dragged me and the two bags away from the camera.
"What's up with you?" Uzumaki shrugged as we got into the Lamborghini after loading the money in the trunk.
"Why do you get all the fun?" I snorted but began to drive away from the bank, alarms bells and sirens blaring from the hotel. Ah seems they finally found the bodies.
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We dropped the money and the car off at Orochimaru's place, changed our clothes and took a cab back to the hotel.
"Well that was fun." I nodded in agreement before glancing at the clock which read 23:31. I sighed
"You said the flight leaves at 7:30 am right?"
"Yeah."
"So we check out at 6." Uzumaki nodded as he pulled his gun from his pocket and laid it on the bedside table.
"Cool." I sighed as I pulled my own gun from my pocket and laid it on the bed.
"I need a shower, I can already feel the air-vent germs multiplying." I took off my shoes and headed towards the bathroom.
"Can I come with." I turned to see a grinning Uzumaki and scoffed
"Sure, why not."
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"Breaking news! It appears that last night the Standard Chartered bank was robbed by two unknown persons. Eight security guards who were on guard closest to the vault were all shot down despite all of them being armed. The manager Mr. T Jenkins is currently not available to disclose exactly how much has been stolen and how the two thieves got- oh there he is. Mr Jenkins oh Mr Jenkins, over here!"
The chief officer of the London police department walked into the vault room, ignoring the buzz of detectives and officers in the room. He stopped behind a group of forensic analysts who were busy mulling over a piece of paper.
"Steven! What is going on here?" the forensic analyst going by the name of Steven turned to look at the Chief
"Well sir it seems that the thieves left a note."
"What does it say?"
"It says 'give this to Asuma Sarutobi' and the rest of the letter is written in what appears to be Japanese characters." the chief scowled before turning towards one of the IT guys.
"Hey you! connect that screen over there and contact the chief of the Japanese police force now!" the guy nodded before doing as he was told and within three minutes the face of Chief Sarutobi Asuma was clearly visible on the giant screen which was previously being used to view the surveillance tapes.
"Mr Morris there seems to be a problem?" The London Chief officer who will now be known as Mr Morris nodded at Asuma in greeting.
"Mr Sarutobi, last night this bank was robbed by two individuals. We estimate that they took about £45 000 000 000 and they killed eight of our guards."
"That is very unfortunate, I am sorry to hear this but what does it have to do with me?" Mr Morris scowled before showing the piece of paper to the screen.
"This was left behind for you, would you mind reading this for us?" Asuma nodded
"Of course it says 'Chotto Asuma wa, subete no ato, watashi wa anata ga mada hi nēsho n Taimuzu kara no gazō no mezawari o sakujo suru koto o kyohi shi, sono kuni ni itte imasu ka? Soshite, watashi wa anata kara totta subete no okane o hensai suru tsumoridatta to omoimasu." Mr Norris gaped before regaining his senses
"Oh I apologise, I meant could you translate this?"
"Well then why didn't you say so in the first place, anyway it says 'hey Asuma after all I have done to that country you still refuse to remove that eyesore of a picture from Fire Nation Times? and to think I was going to pay back all the money I took from you'...Dammit Uchiha! What is wrong with you? Mr Morris I know exactly who stole your money."
"Who?"
"You see a while ago a famous poet going by the name Uchiha Sasuke murdered his girlfriend but we weren't able to arrest him because there simply was no evidence pinning him to her murder. Then later he murdered his housemaid and then called the police, he was brought in and interrogated by a fellow high commanding officer named Uzumaki Naruto, although both didn't know it I had installed a voice bug under the interrogation table, hence I found out that he was only acting in self defence."
"Mr Sarutobi I don't see how this is relevant to-"
"Shush i'm speaking. As I was saying he only acted in self defence but since he refused to repeat the confession on tape we were forced to let him go and people started spreading rumours. After that both Uzumaki and Uchiha met in a bar and got into trouble with a local biker gang and then shot down all the members of the gang even though they could have just fled and ignored them. Then then left town and went to another town where they killed a gang of twenty something members and attempted to blow us up. Their latest murder was the murder of a town mayor Shinji Sheen in his own club. Forget about finding them if you have found the letter then it means that they are long gone" Mr Morris nodded solemnly
"I understand, although I do not have any hard evidence against them yet, I am sure their faces on the surveillance cameras, this letter and your word will be more than enough to put them on the Britain's most wanted list."
"I have no objection to that, they are already two of Japan's most wanted criminals."
"Thank you for your help Mr Sarutobi, good day." Sarutobi nodded
"Peace." and the screen was back to showing a pale black haired man outside the bank giving the camera a two fingered salute before being dragged away by a tanned yellow haired male. He sighed before straightening his face
"Fisher! Get me pictures of one Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke, they should be on the Japan's most wanted list, make it snappy!"
"Yes sir!."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome onboard Flight 4B7 with service from London to South Africa. We are currently second in line for take-off and are expected to be in the air in approximately four minutes time. We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all baggage underneath your seat or in the overhead compartments. We also ask that your seats and table trays are in the upright position for take-off. Please turn off all personal electronic devices, including laptops and cell phones. Smoking is prohibited for the duration of the flight. Thank you for choosing British Airways. Enjoy your flight." the flight attendant announced.
"Pheasant."
"Hmm?"
"Why South Africa?" Uzumaki sighed
"We need to lay low and I've already been to Australia and Brazil, besides I've always wanted to see what its like there since my godmother would always tell about how it was when she visited." I shrugged and pulled out a book I took from Kabuto's library as the plane finally took flight.
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Kiba finished scribbling on his notepad.
"I still can't believe you robbed a bank" Sasuke smirked
"I've done many things that are unbelievable."
"And I'm guessing i'm about to find out some other unbelievable things?"
"Clever boy."
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Z/N: Well obviously Mr Jenkins is not the manager of standard chartered bank and Mr Morris is not the chief of London police. The flight announcement also does not belong to me, its actually a genuine flight.
Well that marks the end of the London saga and the beginning of the South Africa saga, can't wait to get started on that. IMAGINE ALL THE RESEARCH I'LL BE DOING!? Yay for me!
I do not own Naruto or any of the places mentioned in this chapter and the next three.