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"Please tell me this is another one of your jokes," Tonks asked Sirius. He had just got done explaining to both her and Remus about the members of Night Raid and the Jaegers plan for getting rid of corruption from within their Ministry. So far the reaction had not been the one he was hoping for.
"You don't like it?" Sirius asked although he was pretty sure he already knew the answer to that.
"Of course I don't like it!" Tonks yelled. "It's completely insane! They just plan on strolling right into the Ministry and killing anyone who's corrupt? I'm sorry Sirius but that just doesn't seem possible."
"You saw the sword that one woman had," Sirius reminded her. "You saw what it was able to do to those dark artifacts. Well they have more people who have those weapons. Don't you want to see our world become better?"
"You know I do," Tonks said. "But the idea that this small group of people can actually change an entire society I just can't wrap my mind around that."
"If I remember correctly you seemed very eager to want and join the Order of the Phoenix," Sirius pointed out. "And wouldn't you agree that our merry little band of toughs helped hinder the darkest wizard to ever exist?"
"The Order was almost wiped out though," Tonks stated. "It was only because of Harry that he was defeated." Sirius just shook his head.
"Moony," Sirius addressed his old school friend, "can you please help me out here?"
"Actually I have to agree with Tonks on this one Padfoot," Remus told him. Sirius knew that out of all of the marauders Moony was by far the smartest of the bunch, but still to hear him say he disagreed came as a shock to him.
"Now before you say anything let me explain why," Remus said before Sirius could start a rant. "From what you told us so far it seems that although they have a noble goal in mind they still intend to kill people. And if this goes south then you could very well go back to Azkaban."
"I talked that over with them," Sirius said. "I told them that I would not be killing anybody, but I could still help in other ways."
"And that is?"
"Well I told them about the entrance, you know the one where you flush yourself in a toilet like a dead fish," Sirius told him. "And about the killing I gave them a list of names of people we know for a fact are either corrupt or were once Death Eaters. The good people like Arthur, Kingsley, Amelia, Augusta, Cattermole, all those people, I told them what they looked like, what department they were in and that they were not to be harmed."
"So instead of killing people you're just telling other people who will how to get in?" Remus asked rhetorically.
"I'm uncomfortable with the thought of people dying yes," Sirius said, "but think of all the good that could come about from the new Ministry. All those laws and restrictions on muggleborns they could be lifted. Even those anti-werewolf laws could be gotten rid of, you could finally hold down a job."
"That is very optimistic," Remus said, "but just how would it come about? You have a plan to eliminate the current corruption, yes but what about what comes after? Is there any plan in set for what the new system would be like? How would we have any guarantee that those laws would be repelled? Will the muggles just leave once they've killed everyone, or will they have an active hand in how we run our government? Have you even asked these questions?"
This was one of the things Sirius hated about having a friend who actually used their brain: they always made you feel like you're making the wrong choice. "Look," Sirius said, "I will admit that, no I have not really thought about any of that. But I know that these muggles will live up to their word and make our society better. Whatever obstacles in the future we come across can be dealt with then."
Sirius saw that they seemed less pessimistic, and more uncertain. I must have a way with words, he thought. "And besides it's not like they're just going to storm in there right now, they still have time to finalize the details."
"Just pray that they don't do anything reckless," Remus told him. "Hanging out with you tands to have that affect on people."
Back at the Imperial Capital Najenda sat in her office with Susanoo, Lubbock, Mein, and Chelsea. She had just finished reading through the recent letter Harry had sent. It appeared that he found out that whatever those possessed artifacts were somehow all tied back to Voldemort. Harry mentioned that he was not sure if there were any more of them out there, but believed that there might be.
There was a knock upon the door and a guard stuck his head in. "Pardon the interruption General," he said, "but there are three people here seeking an audience with you. They insist that it cannot wait."
Najenda narrowed her one eye. She had not been expecting anyone right now. "Send them in if you would." The guard nodded. "Of course General."
The doors opened to let in three people, a short woman with two men flanking her on either side. Mein took one look at the woman and instantly disliked her. The woman resembled a toad, and was wearing all pink like herself, but much worse and that cardigan and hat were not helping at all. This bitch is stealing my look! Mein thought angrily.
Chelsea whispered in her ear, "It looks like your wardrobe threw up on her." Mein just scoffed.
"Good evening," the toad woman said in a sickly false tone that was obviously forced.
"And to yourself as well," Najenda said, but Mein could easily tell the boss was just trying to be civil. "I don't believe we've met before."
"No we haven't," the toad said. "Allow me to introduce myself, I am Dolores Jane Umbridge Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic."
Umbitch is more fitting, Mein thought.
"And what do we own the er, pleasure, Madam Umbridge?" Najenda asked.
"Well it has come to the attention of Minister that you muggles may be in possession of what are known as Imperial Arms," Umbridge said. "Seeing as these weapons possess magical like abilities it raises some concerns."
"What kind of concerns?" Mein asked before the boss could.
"I don't believe I was talking to you dear," Umbridge said with a forced smile. Bitch.
"My subordinate asked a relevant question," Najenda defended. "What exactly do you mean by concerns?"
"I don't know if you are aware or not, but to expose magic to the muggle world is forbidden," Umbridge said as if she were speaking to a seven year old. "And given muggles tendency for barbaric behavior it doesn't bode well for many in the magical community."
Is this bitch really calling us barbarians?! Mein thought as she was reminded of the first time she came to the capital. The people then thought of her like this woman was now which only fueled her animosity towards this toad.
"And what exactly are your intentions?" Najenda asked her eye glancing towards Susanoo and Lubbock who sent her subtle nods.
"Well given the danger they possess as well as their near magical power it is within our right to confiscate them as we see fit," Umbridge declared.
Mein gave a mock laugh. "Like we'd actually hand something like that over to a society as corrupt as yours."
Umbridge narrowed her gaze towards Mein, who didn't even flinch. "You are just a muggle and have no knowledge of how we operate. This is exactly the kind of ignorance that warrants us to confiscate them."
"Even if we did I doubt that you'd be able to use them," Chelsea said mockingly.
"So you admit that you are in possession of such weapons!" Umbridge said triumphantly. "By order of the Ministry you are ordered to hand over any and all of these Imperial Arms that you have in your possession."
Mein had had enough of this bitch. She pulled up Pumpkin and leveled it at Umbridge. "I got one right here for you." Umbridge pulled out her hand and was about to cast a spell when Mein shot the wand right out of her hand, as well as a few of the toads stubby fingers.
The two men that Umbridge had with her drew their wands but fared much worse than her. The one on the right was hit by Susanoo with such force he went flying into the wall breaking every bone in his body.
The one on the left was about to fire a spell at Najenda when all of a sudden his feet were pulled out from underneath him, the fall threw him off balance and the spell was shot towards the ceiling. Lubbock had trapped him with his wires, and Najenda used her new gun feature on her arm to shoot the man through his head.
Mein still had her sights set on Umbridge who was clutching her hand with the missing fingers. "The Minister-!"
"Is an idiot!" Mein said. "I mean honestly a few of his people go missing because they were spying, and he then has us followed and more of his people die, and he then sends people formally this time, and expects us to hand over our property?! That is just stupid."
"How dare you say such things you filthy muggle!" Umbridge screeched.
"Keep it up bitch!" Mein focused her sights on the toads head.
"You are nothing more than an animal!" Umbridge yelled. "A savage, an ignorant, dirty muggle who is below even a halfbreed!"
Those were the last words that Umbridge ever yelled as Mein shot her head with such force the head completely vaporized it leaving only a squat body dressed in a pink outfit that even Mein herself wouldn't wear. "And you were just a bitch," Mein said as she looked down in disgust at the body.
"You four certainly cleaned house," Chelsea remarked. "I felt kind of useless."
"Don't worry," Najenda told her. "From what we just learned knowledge of Imperial Arms is now known from within the magical world. We're going to have to accelerate the plan."
"Does that mean what I think it means?" Lubbock asked Najenda.
"It would appear so," she told him. "It's time to take down the wizard's Ministry." Najenda lit a cigarette and began to smoke.
