Damn it! Pick up Blu! What the Fu*k!? As I pace back and forth in my Seattle apartment, I go to my liquor cabinet, and takes two shots of vodka. I dial Blu again, straight to voice mail this time. Damn it, if she's Fu*king those Samoan boys, I will Fu*king kill them,{I take another shot of my favorite poison, then throw the shot glass so hard in the sink it shatters.} Everything was just fine before she got back intouch with those a$$holes. LIKE HELL IT WAS! Very mature by the way, tearing up, slanging,and breaking sh*t anit" gonna make Blu answer any quicker. {My roommate/cousin Todd says.}
I didn't hear you come in, I tell him as I clean up the mess I just made. Yea, I figured that, Miss Tick Tick Boom! Not too much more sh*t from you Todd, alright? I'm in a real bad mood, as you can mean "really bad mood"! Todd, must you always critique my grammar all the Fu*king time!? I don't give a shit that you're an English teacher, it's Fu*king annoying! My heads spinning, as I flop down on my love seat, I guess it would be spinning , getting Fu*ked up before lunch. Todd says as he grabs a soda and takes a seat next to me. Tiff, I really don't get why you are so upset, these guys are her childhood friends, she baby sat them, their Dad has given her dream job and treats her like a daughter . They are her family, What are they, 18 or 19? They will be 21 next month, I tell Todd. August,22 to be exact. I still can't believe she actually postponed our cruise to be with them, ughhhhh!
Todd clears his throat Ahem...Miss Thang. If my memory serves correctly, Blu did that cause you showed your a$$ down there back in March. The more you continue to show your a$$, the more amo you give those guys. And keep in mind Blu was engaged to a MAN, before you! {Here we go again,} Todd, why are you always bringing that sh*t up!? Tiff, my point is this, if Joey hadn't got locked up, Blu would've been married with babies by now! To this day I still feel he was set up, things were going too well for him and Blu. I can't see him fu*king that up. Joey was too smart. If he was so innocent Todd, he wouldn't have taken a plea deal, I quickly point out . Tiffany 2 to 5 is better then 10 to 20. That really was his best bet. I'll be glad when he's out. Todd, I know Joey was your friend, but he damned near killed a man for giving Blu a simple complement. And after 18 months, when he was due for his parole hearing ,he beats the shit out of a gay inmate,charged with a hate crime and has to do the whole 5 plus 2 more.
Tiffany please! First off,Why the hell would he get in a bar brawl the night before his wedding!? He trusted Blu. He loved to show her off and loved when other guys gave her complements. He was protective, not obsessive like YOU! He's wasn't even locked up 24 hours before you went after her again,which still pisses me off. And as far as hate crime, you and I both know that's bull sh*t! Growing up he was the only friend I had that didn't care who I Fu*ked. And anyody that bullied me for being gay, Joey kicked their a$$es! An you know this. The only reason you ate that shit up about Joey was cause it gave you another shot at Blu. He was your friend too, and instead of standing by him, you take advantage of his fiance... again when she's most fragile.
And keep in mind I'm one of the few that knows the real deal on how you first met Blu. How do you live with your Fu*king self girlie!? You've been obsessed with her since she was 15, Even though she thought it was love. If you'd been a man, your a$$ would be under the damned jail! {Now I'm really pissed!} DAMN IT TODD! {I say as I rise to my feet, buzz completely gone.} Why is everyone always throwing that in my face!? I LOVE BLU, her being with me is by choice, not force! Todd stands and looks me in the eye. She was a child Tiffany, that's not how you love a child! She was forced to grow up so fast. You were her Foster sister! And her fu*king counselor! You were sposed to look out for her and help her heal, not have her in your damned bed! Your a$$ got off lucky, you should've lost more then your lisense. You ruined her life as a child and you're ruining it now. And Blu puts up with your sh*t cause she feels she owes you.
Thank you Todd for making me feel like absolute sh*t! Tiff, you know I love you so much! But a lot of the sh*t you've done and still do is not OK with me. I don't expect anyone or everyone to understand my love for Blu. It's something even I can't totally understand or explain. I admit my actions back then weren't right cousin, and I payed for that dearly. Sh*t, I need another drink! See, {Todd says snatching the bottle out my hand.} This is the sh*t Blu has to constantly deal with! Can't you go 5 seconds without this sh*t!? You're pathic Tiffany. If you didn't own your shop, you wouldn't have a job at all. {By this time I'm tired of Todd's Fu*king mouth.} Are you done Todd? No Bit*h, I'm far from done! What the fu*k is this!? You stalking and spying on Blu!? Todd says, as he throws the papers and photos at me, that I forgot to put up by being distracted with Blue not answering her phone.
Tiffany!? Answer my fu*king question damn it! Look Todd, I know this looks bad! It's not what you think. I just wanted to make sure that...She's not cheating on you with the "wild Samoans "? Todd says cutting me off. A friend of mine owed me a favor and I just wanted to make sure she was alright, I've heard some sh*t about those guys and I don't trust them! They are pulling her futher and further away from me. I can't loose my Baby Blu Todd, NOT AGAIN! ESPECIALLY TO THEM! {BY this time I'm a fu*king wreck } As I slump down to the floor in tears, Todd pulls me in his arms. Letting me cry til I can't cry anymore. My God I can't loose her! Id just die with out my baby girl, I'd just DIE!