The Great What If Ch 1
Hello, everyone, I'm sorry about the delay, college can be a real pain in the butt sometimes. Ok let's begin the first chapter, I hope you all enjoy. Anyway, I don't own-
(Obito warps in)
Obito: WAIT JUST A SECOND!
Me: Obito! What are you doing here?
Obito: I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AND WHO THIS GIRL CALLING ME DAD IS!
Me: I'm getting to that! Get back on the set and you'll find out. Ok?
Obito: ...Fine.
Me: Wait a sec; while you're here could you do the disclaimer?
Obito: fine, MrPsych77 does not own Naruto or any of its characters. This story was written for entertainment purposes. He also doesn't own the movie "What If." Alright, happy now?
Me: Thank you Obito. Now on with the story ^-^
WHAT IS GOING ON? Obito thought as he jumped back from surprise.
To say Obito was shocked was an understatement. He could not use his sharingan abilities; he was in a strange apartment in the village. And to top it all off there was a girl calling him "daddy." Obito felt like he was being mocked.
"HOW DARE THIS CHILD INSULT ME LIKE THAT I'LL KILL HER," he was irritated. He lunged forward to attack her but before he could his body froze again. Because his body wouldn't move this caused him to lose his balance and do a faceplant on the wooden floor below him.
Obito looked up just in time to see the girl in front of him start to giggle and then fall on the floor and laugh her head off.
"Hahahahaha-Daddy-hahahahaha (gasps for air) hahahahahahahah-are you ok?"
Obito almost blushed, almost. Though he had to admit, that was not his most graceful moment. Obito was confused again, "what was going on, it's like my body is programmed not to attack her." His eye widened as he remembered the strange man's words "You see I reprogrammed the seal to prevent you from attacking anyone from the leaf or anyone who considers you an ally." "I see the seal prevents me from attacking her," Obito thought with a sigh.
After she had stopped laughing, the girl looked very confused. "Daddy, are you feeling ok? Are you still sleepy?"
Obito was just getting more and more irritated, "I'm not your dad," he said bluntly while standing up.
It was the girl's turn to look incredibly shocked. She froze for a second before saying "Wha-why are you bringing that up? What's wrong Daddy? Are you feeling ok?"
Obito was slightly surprised "She knows? Why is she calling me that then? Just WHO IS SHE?" Obito's eye widened as he then remembered something else. "Oh and before I forget her name is Sinon."
"Sinon?" Obito said uncertainly.
"Yeah Daddy, are you ok?" Sinon asked confused.
"So she's Sinon huh? So that's who that guy was talking about." Obito pondered starting to make sense out of this. "So I can't attack her huh, I wonder if I can ditch her?"
Obito started to walk away, but his body froze again. "I guess not," he sighed turning around and facing the girl again.
"Daddy, are you ok?" She asked starting to get worried.
"Just go with it" Obito sighed before saying "I'm just tired."
Sinon was about to say something else, but then she noticed the clock in the hall and freaked out. "Ahhh! Class is about to start! DADDY! PLEASE GIVE A RIDE! PLEASE!"
Obito was about to say no, but then he shrugged and thought to himself "just go with it, just go with it, it will get her out of my hair."
"Alright, get dressed."
"Ok," she said running to what appeared to be her bedroom. Obito simply shrugged. He went back into the bedroom he woke up in and began to change, as he didn't feel like investigating in black sweat pants or a white t-shirt. As he did, Obito for the first time in a while he saw his reflection in the mirror.
"HUH! What is this?" Obito said as he jumped back a little and almost tripped. Instead of being in his late teens he could clearly see that he looked like he was in his late twenties. "What is happening? Is this a dream or a genjutsu maybe?" Obito attempted to dispel what he thought was a genjutsu, but nothing happened. He then bit his lip, but nothing happened then either. "Just what is going on?" He thought, utterly baffled.
"I'm ready!" he suddenly heard his daughter, snapping him out of his thoughts, deciding he isn't going to get anywhere by just standing around and wanting to ditch this child, he got dressed into a Jonin outfit in the closet. He stepped out of the room and saw Sinon come back out fully dressed wearing a sky blue jacket, black pants, and a very familiar pair of goggles on her forehead. "Okay I'm ready," she said. Obito was slightly surprised by the choice of headgear, but he shrugged it off again.
"Let's go already," Obito said bored.
"Wait," Sinon said suddenly.
"What is it this time?" Obito asked annoyed.
"You forgot something."
"Huh?" Obito raised an eyebrow.
Sinon ran back into his bedroom in and came back with a headband.
"Here you go, you always say you never want to forget this." she said with a smile.
"Did I now?" this world pulls no punches.
Sinon blinked before giggling. "Yeah you always said you'd rather forget to wear your pants than your headband."
Obito was about say something but decides against it. "If it gets her out of my hair fine, just go with it," he thought putting on the headband.
"Let's just go already." He said impatiently.
"Boy is he grumpy today," Sinon thought before nodding.
As he was leaving, Obito took notice of the house. The hallway he was in had three doors; one for the bedroom he just left, the girl's, one open door that Obito observed was a small bathroom. Going down a set of stairs, Obito took notice of the lower level, which he could see had a small living room with had three chairs, a coffee table, and a sofa, a kitchen/small dining room, and from out the window he could see a small backyard. Obito had to admit it was not a bad house. He then took a closer look at the living room and saw that it was pretty messy, with many scrolls, books and magazines all over the coffee table. He could also the room had a few small toys scattered throughout the room, and a trashcan overflowing with bottles of water, candy wrappers, and ramen cups oddly enough. "The detail of this house is impressive. Looks like someone lives here that is an impressive illusion. All in all not a bad house, but whoever lives here must be a slob."
"Daddy, come on already! I'm gonna be late!" Sinon said in a worried tone.
Snapped out of his thoughts Obito sighed "Alright, alright, let's go then."
They both exited the house and Obito carried her on his back. This was so surreal. Here he was, Madara's successor who would destroy this world of pain and lies, giving a piggyback ride to a girl (he didn't even know) calling him "Daddy." He just didn't know what to make of it, and scowled.
Sinon, on the other hand, seemed strangely happy, a little worried but happy none the less.
As Obito jumped across the rooftops, he took notice of his surroundings. The village definitely looked different, the buildings looked like they had been modified or replaced, and the streets were much livelier than he remembered, with more people shopping, strolling, and even some people exercising. Obito raised a brow as some of the people started clapping or waving when they noticed him and the girl. "This is just strange," he thought as he landed at his destination, the Academy courtyard.
"Alright go on, you're late aren't you," he said bluntly to the girl after setting her down.
"Thanks, Daddy, see you later and please feel better," Sinon said running off.
"Whatever," he thought walking away. "What do I do now? Is it too late to take the Kyuubi? What was it that man did to me? Is this a complex genjutsu, a dream, an act maybe? Ugh" He sighed in frustration. Well at this point Obito was beyond frustrated. "I need to find out what was going on and get back to the hideout before anyone sees."
"She sure is an interesting one isn't she?" Obito suddenly heard.
Obito turned around and saw someone he hasn't seen in years, someone who broke his promise, and someone who was just trash, Kakashi Hatake.
"She has a real bad habit of getting lost or oversleeping and is almost always late; does she remind you of anyone?" Kakashi said winking.
Obito just stared for a moment
"SHUT IT YOU IDIOT!" Obito roared, He wanted nothing more than to slug the man and curse him out. But his body wouldn't allow it. "What do you want?"
Kakashi just chuckled before speaking.
"I take it you didn't get much sleep again. Well we are going to be demonstrating taijutsu with Guy and Asuma at the Academy, the Hokage asked us to, don't you remember?" Kakashi said with a smile.
Obito scowled angrily but he was also confused here was the man he no longer cared about, talking to him so casually. This was just so strange, what is going on? Why was the person he hadn't seen in years talking to him so casually? Shouldn't Kakashi still believe he is dead? Just what is going on?
"You know I'm alive?"
"Well yeah, of course, I do you're standing right in front of me." He said chuckling. "You really are something else Obito you know that."
If Obito was able to, he would have been wringing that stupid scarecrow's neck while shouting obscenities, but was once again was unable to do either. Apparently this seal also prevented him from attacking anyone verbally too. "Wonderful, just wonderful, even if I locate the fox, how am I going claim it with this blasted seal in the way?" Obito thought angrily.
Obito suddenly found his thoughts interrupted by Kakashi grabbing his arm and dragging him into the building.
"You can think about her later can't you? Come on we gotta mission to do, 'Mr. Village Hero.'" Kakashi said with a wink.
As he was being dragged by his former friend with his body refusing to fight back, Obito couldn't help but ask himself "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE" once again. This day just kept getting weirder and weirder. First his body is rigged only to act a certain way, not to mention the fact that he appears to have aged over a decade, his "friend' is acting like he has been alive this whole time, and to top it all off there is a little girl wearing goggles calling him "daddy." Obito concluded that this just couldn't be real.
"I must be dreaming or in a genjutsu, I'll have to find a way to wake up from this, I gotta job to do." Obito thought as Kakashi lead Obito to the other two Jonin Guy and Asuma to a door outside an academy classroom.
"You got him I see," Asuma said chuckling.
"It would be quite unyouthful for you to be late to this huh my eternal rivals," Guy said while giving a thumbs up and his teeth shining.
"Not this moron again," Obito thought with an annoyed sigh. Although he had to admit, it was strange seeing his former friends, after all, this time. Suddenly he realized something; Kakashi, Guy, and Asuma were much older than they were supposed to be. They like him looked like they had aged at least a decade. "Wha- What is this? Is this… Is this the future?" Obito pondered before shaking his head. "No, it can't be. All of this must be fake."
"You guys know how we're dividing this don't you?" Kakashi asked them ignoring Guy completely.
Yes you spar with me and Guy spars with "Mr. never on time" over here and we each give our pointers to the students on close combat in the training field."
"Well that's just wonderful" Obito deadpanned already dreading this situation thinking "I have to fight that moron again yaaaaay."
Kakashi looked to Obito finding his attitude strange but shrugged. "He's probably having a bad day," he thought while looking at Guy ramble on to an annoyed Obito.
"I will win this fight with THE POWER OF YOUTH!" Guy shouted with way too much enthusiasm, "Obito I hope you are ready for THE LEAF HURRICANE!"
"You're making my ears bleed," Obito said bluntly.
"This is a school you really shouldn't be talking so loud," Kakashi said with a sigh.
"He's right Guy you're disrupting classes," a teacher said as he walked in. This man had a scar on the bridge of his nose and a dark ponytail.
"Ah Iruka, are you ready for us?" Kakashi asked?
"Yes, I just made the announcement and the students are ready to go to the courtyard for the lesson," Iruka said before looking at Obito. "One, in particular, was very excited to know you're here Mr. Uchiha," Iruka said with a smile.
As the five entered the classroom, Obito sighed, thinking to himself "Just go with it. Just go with it. Just go with it. You can't leave right now anyway."
While Iruka was quieting his students, Obito surveyed the classroom, it felt kind of strange being back in this classroom, almost brought back memories, almost. His thoughts were interrupted as he noticed a certain girl waving at him. "I guess getting her out of my hair won't be that easy," he thought.
Iruka then had the class get up and follow them to the courtyard. Obito felt someone pulling on his vest trying to get his attention. He turned his head to see a very happy Sinon looking up at him.
"I'm so glad you're here, I didn't know you'd come today," she said with a smile on her face.
"Neither did I" Obito said simply looking straight ahead.
Once they reached the courtyard Iruka spoke up.
"Alright class, I would like to introduce to our guest, these are some of the top ninja in the leaf, Kakashi Hatake, Might Guy, Asuma Sarutobi, and Obito Uchiha, please welcome them," Iruka said as the class gave a round of applause.
"Alright to start out this lesson Obito and Guy will begin sparing, as they are sparing they will give you tips that will help you in combat in the fields." Obito was listening intently to the instructions, while he was still convinced this was a dream he would get out of, it still felt awkward and surreal. Just last night he was about to raid the village, but now he's is (although against his will) educating its children.
Guy, who seemed ready for anything jumped and got everyone's attention. "Alright, lets ROCK AND ROLL! Kids this is important, a ninja always has taijutsu and THE POWER OF YOUTH which will save your life 1000 times over" Guy shouted.
While Obito scowled, mentally cursing his life and making a note to make sure Guy is dead in his perfect world, everyone else sweat dropped.
Obito took a good look at all kids; they looked excited, happy, and cocky. To him, they were all naïve. "Well, these brats want a lesson on being a ninja huh. Then I'll give them all a lesson on how the world really is." Obito thought with a smirk.
His thoughts were interrupted by a very strange sensation. Obito's eye twitched as he started to process what was happening. Might Guy had grabbed Obito and pulled him into an embrace. "What is happening? Is this moron…hugging me?"
Guy was shedding tears (very manly tears) "Obito I want to thank you for ALL your hard work and for taking the time to help educate these kids." Guy said as a while manly tears flowed from his eyes.
Meanwhile in ninja heaven
Hashirama Senju, the first Hokage, put his hand to his head and shuddered as if he felt like something was horribly wrong. It felt like there were a massive amount hatred and shock concentrated in his old village. But he shrugged it off, figuring it was probably nothing.
Back with Obito
Everyone just stared at the two jonin, some of them were surprised, some were either trying not to laugh or had already busted out laughing, and some including Sinon, Kakashi and Asuma were just embarrassed.
Let it be known that Obito was very calculating and the night before had foreseen many different possible events occurring in the village, needless to say Guy embracing him was not one of them. "I…AM…GOING…TO…SLAUTER…HIM"
"Thank you again Obito," Guy said wiping his tears (manly tears). Before he could say anything else, Guy found his face connecting to the bottom of Obito's foot
"GET OFF OF ME!" Obito shouted with his eye devoid of its color, making his second comical face of the day before he realized something. "Wait a sec; did I just successfully kick him? Maybe the seal is wearing off now."
"Alright, you two let's get started," Iruka said wanted to defuse the tension. "Ok, everyone watch these two closely and listen to what they have to say, their advice could save your life." Iruka looked at the two jonin who nodded (well Obito nodded while Guy gave a thumbs up and flashed a smile) "Alright start" Iruka shouted as Obito and Guy jumped towards each other.
"Yes listen closely children," Obito thought with a smirk.
Alright, I hope you all enjoyed the chapter. Again I'm sorry for the delay but school and work is a pain. Who knows next chapter might have some actual fighting, but let's see how the seal responds to it. Anyway, the idea of Guy hugging Obito was inspired by a scene from Second Chances by Nisroc Chico, which you guys need to check out. Anyway, I want to thank those of you who favored and followed this story. Please read and-
Obito: HANG ON A SEC!
Me: Obito why do you feel the need to keep interrupting me?
Obito: You did NOT answer my question on who the girl is!
Me: Yes I did! She's Sinon. ^_^
Obito: (face palm) THAT DOESN'T TELL ME ANYTHING!
Me: Did you expect me to reveal everything in a timely, organized, and convenient fashion?
Obito: That would be nice, YES!
Me: Well what's the fun in that? You're the star be patient. Ok?
Obito: …Fine
Me: Thank You Obito. Now please read and review. ^_^