The Salamander and the Mirage

Chapter 2: Return To Fairy Tail

Thank you to the people who enjoy and support this story. BTW the status Chapter is wrong about Shiro's dragon parent his moms name is Miratsuki.

Location: Streets of Magnolia

Natsu, Lucy, and Shiro are currently walking toward the guild that Lucy always wanted to join, Fairy Tail.

Lucy was the first to speak on the walk, "Shiro you never told me how you got my keys."

Shiro looked at her, " What, you didn't want your keys back blonde?"

Lucy shoke her head in slight of of losing her keys again what the water bearing spirit would do to her, " No No I just wanted to know how since I saw Bora throw them out of the window on the ship."

"Oh yeah ok well I sent a Mirage Clone ahead to observe the ship and when it came back it had them in its hands." Shiro explained to Lucy.

As those two were talking the guild came into their sights as Natsu, who had begun running wanting to return even more and Lucy who just couldn't wait to join the guild.

As they all reach the guild's door, Natsu and Shiro couldn't help but remember what Master Makarov said when they were brought to the guild.

"Do Fairys have tails? Do they even exist? Just like that question, this guild is a mystery, a never-ending adventure."

Shiro snapped out of his thought at hearing Natsu start to step back, realizing what he was about to do he said, "Lucy you may wanna move."

Lucy looked at Shiro confused, "Why"

Shiro simply pointed to Natsu who was running full force.

Lucy's eyes widened like a cartoon and she moved at the last second to dodge the speeding Salamander.

Right as Natsu was about to hit the guild doors he jumped and drop kicked the unloving hell out of them sending off the hinges.

BOOOOOOOOMMMM!

The loud noise caused the whole guild to drop what they were doing and look to the entrance.

The guild was silent either the members were to shocked to move or just couldn't believe it, The two mages that have gone for 2 years Natsu and Shiro had returned.

As shock wore off the guild everone rushed to the two mages completely ignoring Lucy's presence

Shiro managed to avoid the huge wave of guild members as Natsu wasn't so lucky.

Shiro was about to tell Lucy where to ask about joining only to get tackled by a black cat.

"Shiro I missed you! Don't ever leave again." The black cat cried as it tugged Shiro's shirt.

Shiro petted the cat head and said, "Don't worry Kurona, I won't leave ever again."

The now identified Kurona just keep sobbing. Shiro looked over to see Natsu going through a similar situation with his cat Happy but he had to promise a ton of fish to the cat.

Lucy was couldn't make heads or tails of why the guild was crying so she just went to the bar where Shiro was petting Kurona.

Lucy decided to ask Shiro, " Hey why is the guild crying over you two? "

Shiro looked up from Kurona and held a sad smile, " They are crying because we were gone for two years."

Lucy again questioned him, "Why were you two gone for so long?"

Shiro just shrugged his shoulders and told her, "If you wanna join the guild then ask Mira when she comes back from serving drinks."

Lucy wanted to ask why he dodged her question ,but she decided to let it goes she saw Mirajane coming back to the bar.

"OMG your Mirajane from Sorcerer Weekly!" Lucy screamed as she was fangirling .

Mira looked at Lucy with her usual smile and said, " Hi I'm Mirajane, do you want to join the guild?"

Lucy's smile had gotten even bigger if it was even possible, said "Yes please"

Mirajane smiled and said, " that nice but the master hasn't gotten back yet so may have to wait a while but will you wait let me introduce you to the guild."

"Oh ok" Lucy said.AN Warning: I'm bad at introduction.

Mira looked around and introduced the guild, "Well the brunette over the drinking is Cana Alberona."

Lucy looked over to the drunk woman down the bar who just waved her hands and continued do drinking.

"Next is the the boy over there arguing with Natsu, His name is Gray Fullbuster."

"The gut with two girls next to him is Loke and the guy screaming MAN is my little brother Elfman."

Lucy just sat as Mira introduced the members until one of Fairy Tail's patented Guild brawls started by the Salamander. During said brawl somehow Natsu got a certain Strippers shorts spinning them around on his finger. Gray now needed some underwear as he was currently in his birthday suit.

"Excuse me miss me I burrow your underwear." Gray asked Lucy

"Pervert!" Lucy screamed as she kicked gray away.

Lucy continued to talk to Mira until a random chair came flying toward them head straight for Mira

Lucy screamed "Look out!" But before the barmaid even could the chair was broken by non other than Shiro whom currently had a very posses look in his.

"Who ever threw that chair, IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS BITCH!" Shiro yelled as he jumped back into the brawl.

The brawl had now started to get out of hand and Cana decides to end it.

"You guys are too loud, I can't even drink in place." Cana said as she activated her magic.

"Oh you guys wanna kick it up a notch?" Gray said using his magic as the temperature went down.

"Bring it on!" Shiro yelled as his magic activated.

"MANNN!" Elfman screamed as a magic seal appeared on his arm.

"I'm fired up!" Natsu screamed lighting his fist ablaze.

But before the real got started as gaunt shadow loomed over the guild

"You damn brats stop this right now!" The gaunt yelled.

Everyone froze and their magic output was cut short as they all said" Yes Master"

Lucy froze from her shock and fear but mostly because he giant was so intimidating and that this was Fairy Tail's guild master.

Mirajane simply smiled and said, "Hi master, guess who decided to come back?"

Master had shrink down to his normal height and asked "Who came back?"

Instead of answering the question herself she point over to her left where Natsu and Shiro were walking over.

"Hey Gramps" "Sup Old man" Natsu and Shiro said

Master Makarov turned to greet them, "Natsu!Shiro! You're back at the guild."

Shiro and Natsu nodde as Natsu added, "And we won't be leaving again."

"Well how have to two been?" Makarov asked.

"We have been fine but we also got a newbie with us." Shiro said pointing to blonde

Makarov turned to see who Shiro and Natsu brought to guild and was Very Happy with who they brought.

"Good job boys you brought a cutie to the guild." He said as he gripped Lucy's ass with a pervy grin.

"Pervert!" Lucy screamed as she tried to kick Makarov be he dodged it.

Acting like nothing happened Makarov asked, " So young lady what is your name and what magic do u use?"

"Uh my name is Lucy… Just Lucy and I use celestial spirit magic." Lucy said not wanting to say her last name.

Makarov caught her hesitation but decided to leave it alone as everyone at fairy tail had a hard past.

"Hmmm cute, kinda rare magic, ok your in go ask Mira for your stamp." Makarov.

Lucy blinked a couple times, she thought their was gonna be some sort of test but no, just your in.

Lucy decided just to let it go and get her stamp which she chose the color pink cause she really girly.

Lucy then looked for her new friends to show them her guild mark. She saw them sitting a table with one eating and the other drinking Cola.

"Natsu Shiro look at my guild mark!" Lucy cheered flashing her guild mark.

"That's nice Luigi" Natsu said before he continued with his meals.

"Yea good one Blonde." Shiro said nonchalantly

Being called the wrong name seemed make Lucy mad since she screamed, "It's not Luigi or Blonde! It's Lucy!"

Before Shiro or Natsu could respond a conversation and the sight of a young boy named Romeo who is the son of another Fairy Tail member named Macao Cobalt. "Master my dad isn't back yet, he said he would be back after 3 days,but it's already been a week." Romeo said. Master Makarov said to the young boy" Your father is a Mage and going after him would only hurt his pride." The boy was shocked to hear that, "But Master". Makarov yelled this time, "You're the son of a Mage have faith in your father! Now go home and drink some milk or something." The boy started to tear up punching Master Makarov in his face, yelling "I hate you all!" Then running out of the guild crying. Natsu saw himself in the young boy and Shiro could tell what Natsu was going to look for him and asked Mira where Macao's mission was located and she told him that it was on Mt. Hakobe.

"Natsu, come on let's go to Mt Hakobe." Shiro said walking toward the guild doors.

"Alright" as the two walked out the guild they passed a crying Romeo and ruffled his hair saying, "Dint worry Romeo, we'll find him."

Romeo looked up smiling, "Thank you Natsu-nii, Shiro-nii."

As the two walked out of the guild hall Lucy was left dumbfounded by the situation.

"Why didn't Master send some to find this Macao and why did Natsu and Shiro walk out like that?" Lucy asked Mira.

Mira looks down a little, "Natsu and Shiro don't know their birth parents and were raised by dragons, Natsu was raised by his father Igneel the king of Fire Dragons while Shiro was raised by his mother Miratsuki the queen of Twilight Dragons, but they both left them. They lost both parents that they had so even if there is a small chance that a child would lose their parents, they would whatever it to took to find them because they don't want anyone to go through their pain.

Lucy hearing this was shocked about their past. "I have to help them" Lucy said and ran out the guild to catch up to them. "Guys wait for me".

Shiro and Natsu turned around and looked at the blonde.

"What's up Lucy?" Natsu asked as Shiro just stood still.

"I'm coming with you guys to help find Macao." Lucy stated.

"No way blonde." Shiro said.

" oh come on Shiro just let her come with." Natsu said

"Fine, blonde you can come with" Shiro said as he continued to walk.

Lucy just smiled and walked along with them.

The group got a carriage to take them to the mountain and as soon as The carriage began to move Natsu and Shiro turned green.

Lucy looked at the dragons slayers.

"What's wrong with you two, motion sickness?" Lucy asked mockingly

Shiro glared at the blonde, "Oh shut up I think dragon slayers have a transportation weakness or something!"

The ride continued pretty silently besides the occasional "Barf! Puke Aagggh!" From the slayers.

After getting to Mt. Hakobe Lucy immediately regret her decision to come along with Natsu and Shiro as she was now freezing her tits off.

"Why is it so cold?!" Lucy whined

"Uhh It's a mountain and on the way here we could see the ice and snow." Natsu said.

"I wanna go home." Lucy whined

"Then go home then blonde, ain't no one stopping you." Shiro said annoyed at Lucy.

"This isn't fair why is it so cold." Lucy said

"I don't know I didn't chose to wear a skirt that's shorter then my pinky finger and a sleeveless shirt even though you knew were we're going to a mountain." Shiro said

Lucy glared at Shiro, "Why aren't you cold!? And my skirt isn't that short." She yelled

Natsu looked at Lucy, " I'm a fire dragon slayer I don't get cold! Duh" Natsu said like it was the most obvious thing in the world which when you think about it it kinda true.

Shiro looked at Lucy, " I was raised with a mom that could make me feel extreme heat or cold with illusions so this is nothing." He stated.

" that's not fair! Ugh forget this" Lucy said as she grabbed a key from her pouch.

"Open Gate of the Clock Key: Horologium!" Lucy chanted as a Clock appeared Who Lucy who had apparently gotten inside to stay warm.

"I'm staying in here until we leave, she says" Horologium said.

"Sigh Why is she even here!?" Shiro says as the group continues the search for Macao.

"So why did Macao come here anyway?" Lucy asked

"Whoa whoa whoa, You came with us even without knowing why?" Shiro asked

Lucy just nodded

"Idiot"

"No I'm not"

Natsu was the one to stop the argument saying, "Macao came here to slay the monsters called Vulcans"

Lucy looked dumbfounded, "What's a Vulcan?"

Shiro decided to answer , " It's a gaint perverted monkey that likes to grab random pretty women it sees."

"Kinda looks like the thing standing behind you." Natsu points out.

"Woman" the Vulcan said with a dumb look on its face as it grabbed The clock with Lucy in it."

"Oh come on blonde, you let yourself get captured by a perverted monkey." Shiro said

"Dammit, Let's go save her." Natsu said as he was about to go after the Vulcan, that is until another one came and attacked Natsu.

Natsu dodged the a fist from the Vulcan and countered it with a flaming fist ending the fight.

Shiro walked up to the Vulcan and grabbed it by its fur and said in a creepy cold voice and a weird crazy smile,, "Now… Are you gonna tell us where our companion is or do I need to interrogate you?"

The Vulcan felt a chill down its spine and looked at Natsu who looked dead at the Vulcan with his own crazy smile.

Shiro backhanded the Vulcan, " Don't look at Natsu! He ain't gone save you!"

Then Vulcan apparently still had the gonads to say, "Me no tell, Nii-San trust me"

Shiro then pulled the Vulcan close to him and glared him so hard the The pervy monkey was fighting a battle to not piss himself.

"Tell me…." Shiro said in the same creepy tone as the Vulcan looked into his eyes to se monsters(Illusions) in there scaring the hell out of him.

"Nii San is at top of mountain. Please not hurt me!" The Vulcan begged

Shiro let go of the monkey and said in a calm tone, " See that wasn't so hard right…. Now run…." With his eyes changing to red. The Vulcan didn't need to be told twice as he run like a bat out of hell down the mountain effectively tripping over nothing like a horror movie girl and rolling on the snow forming a gaint snow ball.

Shiro looked at Natsu, "Let's go"

"Yea" he replied

At the top of Mt. Hakobe

In a cave a Vulcan danced around Lucy like she was a prize.

"Woman mine Woman mine" It chanted.

"Ms Lucy my time is almost up, do be careful." Horologium said to Lucy before disappearing in a bright gold light leaving Lucy by herself.

Lucy wasn't sure what was worse, The fear of freezing to death with a pervy monkey or the fear of being a victim of monkey rape on an icy mountain.

"Woman mine do for fun time." The Vulcan said with the cheesiest old pervert grin in history.

"Why did this have to happen to me..." Lucy whined

Just as the Vulcan was about to grab Lucy, the wall near the entrance was blown up by an explosion. In the smoke two figures entered the cave.

"Oi you stupid ape where's Macao and Lucy" Natsu yelled as the smoke cleared revealing Natsu and Shiro.

The Vulcan pointed to his right which led to another exit that would have the average person fall down for a long time. Anyone could see it was a trap and who else but Natsu to believe the monkey and run through the cave causing him to skip and slide right out the exit.

"The Vulcan grinned thinking it had gotten rid of the person in his way between and his "Woman mine fun time." But failed to notice a certain white haired male running toward with his fist relled back.

The Vulcan turned to face The ready to knock you the fuck out Shiro (AN "I was at that moment that the Vulcan knew, he'd fucked up." Shiro punched the Vulcan in its face sending it flying in to a nearby wall.

Just when the Vulcan was knocked unconscious Natsu had come back from falling down the mountain. "Dammit stupid ape tricked me" he said

"Thanks you guys for coming to save me" Lucy said

"Don't worry blonde you apparently made good bait for Vulcans." Shiro said pointing to the Vulcan.

Said Vulcan became cloaked in a bright purple light before transforming into a purple haired man….Macao!."

Said purple man was pretty hurt but nothing a good rip of cloth and some bandages can't fix right?

Macao then explained about how he beat 19 Vulcans but the 20th caught him from behind and toke him over. Lucy was shocked that he beat that many when she couldn't do a thing. After they got down the mountain and reunited Macao with his son. Lucy only had one thing on her mind, where was she gonna sleep tonight. She asked Nastu if she could stay but Shiro inserted with a "Hell no" so after she begged him he gave her some jewel to get a hotel.

AN

Finally I get to update I'm with family.

Hey I'm think of doing a kill la kill fanfic on the side so what do you think.

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