The Salamander and the Mirage

Eisenwald

After Lucy joined the guild she, Natsu, and Shiro went to Mt Hakobe to save Macao.

Completing the mission Lucy went and found an apartment thanks to Mirajane. Next she goes home to see Nastu and Happy in her house asking about forming a team for a mission. After finishing a mission, it's a new day as Shiro and Natsu with Lucy tagging along are on their way to the guild.

"*Yawn* Man that was some mission." Natsu said as he was stills little tired for the mission.

"Yeah that was a long mission, but I at least helped someone and got to read a book by one of the greatest authors ever." Lucy said.

As the two walk toward the guild they meet with Shiro who also happened to be on his way as well and tell him about what happened on the mission.

"Ha ha ha That's Funny That old pervert called Lucy ugly!" Shiro yelled laughing his ass off.

"It's not funny." Lucy whined crying anime tears.

"You're right, It's fucking hilarious!" Shiro yelled continuing to LMFAO!

"Humph" Lucy pouted as Natsu had joined Shiro in LMFAOing

"Meanwhile At Fairy Tail"

"Excuse me I'm looking for someone" said a woman with black long hair that went halfway down her back, and ample chest and hourglass figure,a white band in he hair separating her bangs, a creamer moon tattoo on her forehead, but the most noticeable thing about her was she had to golden horn coming out of her head. The woman was wearing a revealing blue kimono and black thigh high socks that exposed her toes and heel.

"Yo who's the hottie?" Said a random memeber

Master Makarov was currently at the back drinking like a fairy tail wizard does, looked up and said, "Who are you looking for young lady?"

Sayla turned to face Master," I'm looking for someone named Shiro, is he in this guild?"

Makarov wondered how did she know Shiro. "Excuse me why do you wish to see Shiro?"

"Shiro told me if I wanted to see him again just go to the guild card FairyTail"

"Oh ok, how do you know Shiro?" Master Makarov asked

Sayla then said, "Shiro saved me a year ago"

Flashback 1 year ago.

"Huh where am I?" A woman with black hair said(AN it's Sayla)

"You belong to us now little lady." A man with a big bulky body and a full beard."

The woman looked around herself to see she was surrounded by men about 7 men and the one that spoke to her was the leader.

"What do you mean I belong to no one." The woman said

"Oh a feisty one eh, well we're gonna change that. Boys!" The leader said signaling for them to grab The woman and restrict her body and strip her.

"NOOOO!" She screamed

"Elsewhere"

"NOOOO!" Shiro heard as he was at his camp for the night

"What the hell? someone needs help" he yelled as He sprang from his seat and sniffed the air.

"There" he said finally picking up the location and ran as fast as he could.

Getting to the location of the screaming woman he could see a group of 7 thugs about to strip her. Just seeing this pissed him off so he charged in to attack the thugs.

"Hey assholes!" Shiro yelled as he decked one of the thugs in the face then proceeded to roundhouse kick the same thug in the face knocking him out.

"What the fuck? Your gonna pay punk!" The leader said, "Boys get him!"

"Yea! Boss!" The thugs yelled as they charged Shiro with swords in hand.

"You wanna have a sword fight huh well then Bring it!" Shiro said as he summon Oathkeeper and Oblivion.

One of the thugs swung, but Shiro dodged and slashed at his side.

"You little shit!" Another thug yelled as he tried to use magic instead.

"Fire bomb!" The thug yelled as he fired his fire bomb a Shiro. Shiro merely smirked and swatted the attack away and charged the thug and punched him in the stomach so hard he puked and fell over unconscious.

Shiro then took out the rest of the thugs and now only th leader was left.

"Who are you!" The leader yelled.

"My name is Shiro Mirana and Imna FairyTail wizard bitch!" Shiro yelled as he fired an attack at the thug.

"Twilight Dragon's Roar!" Shiro yelled as he released a torrent of black and white energy the blasted the thugs with their leader away.

As the fight ends the woman looked at Shiro.

"Hey you ok wants your name?" Shiro asked.

"I'm fine thank you my name is Sayla."

Flashback End

Master Makarov wasn't as shocked as the others as Natsu and Shiro had a thing for saving people and with their record they seem to always rescue a hottie.

"Hmm if that's it then you can wait for a few minutes he should be here soon."

"Thank you" with a slight bow Sayla went to the bar asked for a Cola.

"Also Sayla would you like to join the guild?" Master asked.

"Will I be able to stay with Shiro?" She asked

"Yes" marakrov said

"then I would love to"

"Nabbed another hottie" Marakrov said in his mind flashing a peace sign.

"well go over to Mira and get your guild mark I have to go to a meeting."

"Ok thank yo"u Sayla said.

Sayla went over and got her guild mark which is black with a gold outline on her stomach.

As she got her drink the doors to the guild opened.

"Morning people" Shiro said as Natsu and Lucy came in behind him.

"Oi Shiro your girlfriend is here to see you!" Macao yelled teasing Shiro.

"What girlfriend?!" Shiro asked confused.

"That one !" Macao said Pointing at Sayla

"Shiro!" Sayla yelled as she tackled Shiro to the ground and hugged him between her large breasts.

Before Shiro had the chance to do anything Loke came running into the guild in a sweat.

"Guys! Guys Erza's back! She's back!" He screamed as everyone but Lucy, not knowing why to be scared, Sayla cause she was too busy hugging Shiro, and Shiro because he was busy trying to breath, and Natsu also who was actually happy to see Erza.

After a few moments a red head woman wearing a breastplate carrying a large decorated horn.

"Hey Erza!" Natsu yelled

"Hello Natsu." Erza said back as one guild member asked about the horn. She went on to explain about the horn and asked was it a problem. Said guild member said, "No it's not a problem".

"Now then, I have heard something evil while I was gone." Erza said as the whole guild began to sweat.

"but first, Shiro! Why are you doing indecent things to that woman in the middle of the guild?!" Erza asked/yelled.

"Erza she just tackled me out of nowhere! I swear!" Shiro yelled in defense.

"Is this true?" She asked Natsu.

"Yea…." Natsu said

"Alright I believe you for now!" Erza said glaring.

"Ok back to other matters I have disturbing while I was gone." Erza said with a worried face.

"And normally I would do it myself but I know I will need help." She said.

To say everyone in the guild was shocked was an understatement because you couldn't believe it. Erza 'Titania' Scarlet asked for help.

Everyone snapped of their daze when she said her next words.

"I will need Natsu, Gray, and Shiro to accompany me on this mission." She said.

"Shit….." Shiro said as he was now free from Sayla's cleavage and now had her clinging to his arm.

"I can't work with this asshole Flamebrain!" "I can't team with the fucking Subzero Stripper!" Gray and Natsu said in unison while butting heads.

"Is this a problem?" Erza asked

Natsu and Gray paled,"No no there no problem Erza. Aye!"

Lucy looked at Mirajane,"Why is Natsu, Gray, and Shiro so scared of Erza?"

The barmaid the said, "When we were younger Natsu challenged Erza and got beat up badly. Erza had found Gray walking around in his birthday suit she had beaten him too, and Shiro accidentally knocked over Erza's cake which I think you can guess what happened.

Erza snapped Lucy from he thoughts saying, " You three be ready to go in a hour meet at the train station."

"Yes ma'am " the three said.

Timeskip

At the Magnolia Station.

Lucy has just arrived at the station because Mira asked her to go with them.

She sees Natsu and Gray fighting and …Sayla is sitting in Shiro's lap! What! She also notice that Shiro was asleep and something sleeping on his head as well.

Lucy walks over to Shiro and Sayla to introduce herself, "Uh Hi I'm Lucy."

Sayla looked at Lucy not moving from Shiro's lap, "I'm Sayla nice to meet you."

Lucy looked at Sayla noticing the tattoos on her arms and forehead. "Hey Sayla why are sitting on Shiro's lap and why is he sleeping?.

"Shiro-kun got here before everyone else and decided to take a short nap and I am in his lap because I find it comfortable." Sayla said in affection toward Shiro.

"Ok, but what's that on his head?" Lucy asked pointing to the thing sleeping on his head."

"That's Kurona! She is Shiro's lap best friend besides Natsu." A new voice said.

Lucy turned around saying," who's there?"

The same voice said, "Me I'm Happy." Lucy turns again to see a blue cat talking to her.

"How are you talking?" Lucy asked shocked

"How are you talking?" Happy asked back mockingly.

"Huh what's going on, is there peaches? Another new voice said.

Lucy turned again for the 89th time to see a black cat wearing a white hoodie and a black skirt rubbing it's eyes.

"Hey Kurona you're awake." Happy said

"Hi happy is it time to go yet?" Kurona said.

"Almost." Happy said

"Ok" Kurona

After a few minutes Erza arrives with a gaint amount of luggage

Lucy shocked to see Erza's luggage, "So much luggage!"

Erza looked over to see Sayla and Lucy.

"You are the new member Lucy right. I've heard that you took down a Vulcan. Good job." Erza praised.

"Uh that was Shiro and Natsu I just tagged along" Lucy said but she was ignored

"Excuse me I'm Erza Scarlet, You're a new member right." Erza said to Sayla.

"Hello my name is Sayla, nice to meet you Miss Scarlet." Sayla said.

"Anyway you shouldn't be doing indecent things like this in public!" Erza said gesturing toward Sayla who was still in Shiro's lap.

"It's ok I only care of what Shiro thinks." Sayla says.

"Ok…. Anyway more importantly Natsu and Gray are you two fighting?!" Erza asked

At hearing Erza's words they immediately went into best buddy mode.

"No ma'am we are best friends right Natsu?"

"Aye!"

After a few more minutes everyone saw the train coming and before anyone got on Natsu stopped Erza.

"Erza, when we get back I want to fight you again. I'm different from last time." Nastu says to Erza.

"Alright Natsu I'll l fight you." Erza said smiling.

"Hell yea!" Natsu said.

Erza then looked around asking if anyone else wanted to fight her. All in company said no except Shiro but he said he would fight after Natsu.

The group had waited and gotten on the train…..

On the train…..

Natsu was knocked out in Erza's lap while Shiro was asleep in Sayla's lap.

" So what magic do you guys use?" Lucy asked

"Erza's Magic is really pretty I makes people bleed a lot." Happy says .

"I think Grays magic is prettier than mine." Erza says.

"What kind of magic do you use?" Lucy asked Gray.

"I use Ice-make magic." Grays says making a small sculpture of the FairyTail guild mark of ice.

"That is pretty." Lucy says .

"I use Requip: The Knight." Erza says summoning a sword and then making it disappear in no time flat.

"What magic do you use Sayla?" Lucy asked.

"I use Crystal Magic." Sayla says in a monotone before going back to playing with Shiro's hair.

"Ok now let me explain what's going on." Erza says

"There is a dark guild called Eisenwald and I believe they got there hands on some death magic called Lullaby."

The next few minutes Erza briefed the group on the situation and when the train came to a stop the group minus Shiro and Natsu who were sleep and Sayla who only wanted to stay with Shiro.

"Uh guys where is Natsu, Shiro and Sayla?" Lucy asked

"OMG there still on the train." Gray said laughing.

"Someone please hit me." Erza said bowing

"We gotta get them to stop the train." Lucy said.

The group rushed to the control station to try to get the workers to stop the train.

Meanwhile on the train to the next city.

A man walked up to Sayla. The man had black hair in a rat tail like style. A pervy smug look on his face eying her breasts. The man also had a flute with a skull with 3 eyes.

"Hey there is this seat taken?" The man asked.

"No…"Sayla replied while playing with Shiro's hair.

The man sits down in front of Sayla and notices her guild mark on her stomach.

" Another hottie with those fairy flies." He thinks to himself.

Shiro was now waking up in Sayla's lap and sat up in his sit.

"Thanks Sayla, that really mad me feel better." Shiro said

Sayla just blushed and looked away.

Shiro looked at the guy sitting across from them with a glare, "Hey Sayla can you get me some cola I need to relieve some stress."

"Sure Shiro. I will be right back." Sayla said with smile. She stood up and walked to the door going to the dining chart to get a cola.

The black haired man looked behind him to get a look at Sayla's ass.

"Damn she's got a nice ass I would love to have her to myself." He said

"Asshole…Stop looking at her.." Shiro said weakly

AN: Natsu is still sleeping in another seat.

"Who the hell are you talking to fly?!" The man says kicking Shiro in the face.

"The names Kageyama, you fly!" Kageyama said pressing his foot in Shiro's face again

"You know, you flies got so many hot women in your guild, like Titania oh what I would give to make her my bitch."

"Asshole." Shiro muttered.

Meanwhile

Ezra had now beaten half of the train staff and finally got to the emergency brakes stopping the train. What were Gray and Lucy doing….well gray was trying to pry his head out of the wall due to him trying to stop Erza and Lucy just coward in fear saying she was too pretty to die.

Erza looked at the two, "Come on you two we need to save Natsu…and Shiro and Sayla!"

She yelled as she had turn on the magic mobile that they rented to catch the train.

They then sped off.

Back on the train the now stopped

Feeling his motion sickness leaving him, Shiro pushed Kagayama off him.

"Hey what do you think your doing Fairy Fly who said you could resist?!"

Shiro looked at Kagayama with his white hair covering his red eyes. "Let me tell you the 3 mistakes you made today….. Number 1 you looked at Sayla with your disgusting eyes, Number 2 you insulted my guild…., and Finally Number 3 you thought about making one of my friends your bitch…and as a bonus YOU FUCKING PISSED ME OFF!" Shiro screamed as he charged Kagayama.

"Twilight Dragon's Wavering Fist!" Shiro yelled as his fist was charged with black and white colored magic, the. Punching Kageyama in the jaw sending him flying back.

Sayla hearing Shiro yell ran back to the car…

Natsu wakes up hearing the attack.

"Natsu we need to get the hell out of here, before the train starts moving again! Blast a hole through this thing!" Shiro yelled as he felt the train slightly move."

"Alright" Natsu yelled back using his "Fire Dragon's Iron Fist" blasting a large hole through train.

Sayla had gotten back and saw the semi carnage of the giant hole and the semi conscious Kageyama. She had no time to speak as Shiro picked her up bridal style and Jumped out the hole after Natsu did.

As they all jumped out a Magic car sped up and caught them.

Natsu looked to see who was in the driver seat only to see the scarlet hair and thought one thing….ERZA IS DRIVING A CAR! Already feeling the motion sickness coming back, he slumped into the window along with Shiro who was carrying a blushing Sayla.

"Natsu I'm sorry for leaving you on the train." Erza said completely forgetting Shiro

"It's fine I guess." Natsu replied

"By the way did anyone see something weird on the train," Lucy asked

"Now that you mention it Blonde we say this guy who had a weird Skull with 3 eyes"

"That's Lullaby! You idiot how did you let that slip" Erza yelled grabbing Shiro from his collar.

"Uhh I was sleep and you knocked Natsu out." Shiro deadpanned

"Oh I'm sorry please hit me." Erza said Bowing.

"It no problem so tell us what's going on" Shiro said.

They briefed each other on what was going on.

We need to get to Kunugi Station before Eisenwald uses Lullaby.

The group set out again for Kunugi Station…..

An. This chapter is horrible but don't worry the next on will be better I had writers clock for a while and I'm also working on a Kill la Kill fanfic.

Shiro x Sayla was the top, but I also saw Sorano and Ultear very high so they will also be there

Natsu x Erza x Mirajane, but who should the last girl be for Natsu.

Anyway Review Favorute and all that.

Oh did I mention My birthday is today.