The Salamnader and The Mirage

Chapter 7: A clash of Flames and Steel

Natsu vs. Erza.

The Fairy Tail group consisting of Natsu Dragneel, Gray Fullbuster, Erza Scarlet, Shiro Mirana, the newest members Sayla and Lucy, the flying cats Happy and Kurona, and finally the master of the guild Makarov Dreyar were currently at a small campsite. Fairy Tail had just escaped the angry guild masters and were sleeping in tents…..well only the females, the men were to stay outside because Lucy didn't trust Master Makarov gave her while they were running.

(Mini Flashback)

"Huff huff Did we loss them?" Natsu asked while running.

"Huff huff I..I don't know maybe." Shiro said also running through the forest.

"Go faster Shiro faster!" Kurona the Cat screamed as she was riding on Shiro's hood and love how much the wind would hit her face.

"Oh come on Kurona Im running on fumes here." Shiro said tired from sprinting for hours. "Please..?" Kurona asked the white haired dragon slayer. "Sorry can't right now I'll buy you something when we get home ok?" Shiro said.

"Hai!" Kurona said happily.

-meanwhile-

"God those things have such bouncy abilities…" Makarov said in a low voice eyeing a certain blondes*ahem* assets as the bounced freely while the person they were attached too was running trying to keep up with the group. "Hmmm They are bouncing pretty wildly…." Makarov thought before a thought came to his head, "Oh dear Mavis she must not be wearing a bra, I'd imagine it would be hard to find one for those melons." Makarov thought now directly staring at the blondes boobs.

Lucy looked forward breathing heavily, "I feel like someone is watching me…" The celestial Mage looked for to see he guild master eyeing her chest and using his arm to cover his nose from the excessive bleeding coming out. Lucy blushed the shade of Erza's hair and screamed, "Kyaaaaaa Hentai!" While somehow ran fast enough to catch up to the old man and SLAP the pervert out of him.

(End Mini Flashback)

Natsu was sleep in his sleeping bag with Happy on top of his head and was holding his scarf like a blanket. Gray was sleeping in his sleeping bag like normal(Only in his boxers) . Master Makarov was sleeping with a dirty magazine called, "Naughty Witches and Bikini Babes" on covering his face. Erza and Lucy and Sayla were sleeping in the tents Sayla slept in Shiro's sleeping bag since she didn't have one and Erza surprisingly didn't have a 4th sleeping bag. Plus this wasn't a problem since Shiro loves to sleep outside with the stars and tonight was a full moon and he loved it. Shiro was sleeping on a tree branch with his head facing the moonlit sky.

"Zzzzzzzzzz"Shiro slept on the branch peacefully.

"*Glow*" Shiro's right hand all of a sudden started glowing with a black and purple light.

"*Glow*" the glow in Shiro's hand intensified getting brighter. The bright light hit Shiro's eyes waking him up.

"Huh what the hell is this glow?" Shiro said startled before falling off the branch."Shit!"

*Crash…..*

"Ow Dammit.."Shiro said rubbing the back of his head and getting up.

"*Glowwwww*" the glow got larger and blinded Shiro. "Aaaaagggghhhh!"

-Unknown-

"Huh Where the fuck am I?"Shiro said as he questioned his new surroundings.

The area looked like a master bedroom with the color scheme of being black and purple. Shiro looked around the bedroom, it was nice with a décor around the room.

"Not knowing where I am, but at least it's a nice room." Shiro said before he heard small noise, thanks to his dragon slayer hearing.

Shiro turned to his left and saw a lump under the covers that was slightly rising and falling. "What the actual frozen hell?...why is someone sleeping here? I wonder…" Shiro thought before reaching for the cover and pulling it up just enough to see who or what it was under the covers.

"A…a girl?" Shiro was shocked to see a girl sleeping next to him. The girl had tan skin, silky black hair, but what really got em was that she had white demon like horns that came out her had and went forward, sort of looked like a hair band. Shiro pulled the cover off only to discover the demon girl was also nude. "Oh crap….She's hot." Taking in the image of the nude woman. She had large breasts, nice and toned body, and something Shiro didn't see before, she has a black tail with a heart or arrow shape at the tip and black bat wings.

Shiro continued to look at the girl until he felt something along the lines of a soldier coming to attention. "Oh shit why does this happen now?" Shiro put his hands over his "area"and glaring at it coldly as if that would make it go away. "Dammit…well thank god this girl is sleep or else…" Shiro said before he was interrupted by a new voice, "Or else what?" The voice said.

Shiro felt his blood run cold and his drain at his ears catching the sound of movement and a feminine voice. He slowly turned around to be face to face with the girl who was just sleeping a second ago. "Well…are you gonna answer my question or are you just gonna stare all day" the woman said while moving left and right slightly causing her breasts to sway. "Well uhh nothing at all…" Shiro said blushing from the sight. The girl laughed, "Ara Ara then what's this doing out hmm?" She said while grabbing Shiro's dende. "Uhhhhh no comment, but seriously who are you and where the hell am I?."Shiro said while trying not to look at the woman's boobs or move cause she touched his dende. The woman sigh faking being sad,"Aww you must be a virgin from how reacted, but that's none of my business." She said while flying of the bed and landing in a chair and somehow drinking a cup of tea.

"Hey! What's wrong with being a virgin and why am you and I naked?! Are you a pervert like that Ice prick Gray!?" Shiro yelled offended and pointing at the demon woman. "Well you nude because I wanted you to be and who's Gray and also you're the one who got a boner. Also my name is Oblivion and this is your mind." Shiro yelled back, "You're the one who wanted me naked and you're the one who touched my dende!" He paused for a few moments before processing what she said, "Wait your Oblivion! My Keyblade!" Shiro said with a dumbfounded look.

"Yep and you're here so I can help you train." She said. Shiro looked at her with a confused face, "Why do you want to help me train?" He asked. "That guy said you need to get stronger so I will help you out my perverted master."Oblivion said leaning forward to give Shiro and better view of her bust. "How am I your master?" Shiro asked while blushing the shade of Scarlet. Oblivion looked at her master with a sly smile, "Simple, You're my master and if my master wishes to become stronger then I will him, even if he's a perverted Vulcanish dog." She said."I'm not a perverted Vulcan Dog!" Shiro yelled in protest.

"Whatever you say Mr. Hard-On, anyway this was only an introduction we'll train later so goodnight, slept tight, and don't worry I don't bite…hard." Oblivion said before disappearing and Shiro blacking out returning to sleep in which his hormones took over in his mind.

-Morning-

Shiro woke up in exact same spot as before and groggily stood up and yawned. "I wonder if I can become strong enough." Shiro thought to himself as he looked at his hands. Looking over to campsite he sees everyone packing up but Lucy since she didn't bring anything. Shiro walked over after adjusting his hair slightly. Erza was the first to speak, "Good Morning Shiro, I hope your not hungry because Natsu are your share while you slept and Lucy said you wouldn't mind it though." Shiro shot a glare at the accused, "Natsu you flaming pig how dare you eat my food you Naruto looking, Ash for brains having, piece of shit!"AN: God Damn I thought Natsu was immune to fire but nevermind... And Blonde why the hell did you tell that Flamethrower that I was one with him eating my food!?" Shiro yelled pissed. "That was for sneaking in the bushes and watching me bathe last night." Lucy said mad at Shiro. Shiro gave her a look that said, "Shiro put his arms up and brought them down while crouching,(AN: DashieXP)"I knowwwwww! This bitch did not just lie to me!" And said" 1. That was Master Makarov…" Lucy looked at Shiro and yelled, "How do you know?" Shiro had a tick mark on his head and yelled back, "Because I saw him do it last night , but that's none of my business." Lucy then realized her blunder and apologized, but Shiro just waved her off and walked over to where Sayla.

"Morning Sayla,*Yawn* How'd you sleep?" Shiro said tiredly while stretching his arms out. Sayla blushed remembering that she slept on something that was Shiro's. "It was nice, thank you for letting me use you sleeping bag." Sayla said while bowing slightly. Shiro smirked and slightly twisted, but kind smile,"No problem, I actually like to sleep outside under the stars." He said while putting both his arms behind his head.

Everybody continued with little small talk until Erza yelled,"Everyone pack up its time to head home." At her words everyone began to pack up all the items and brought some for Erza to put into her pocket dimension. "Alright let's go!" Erza yelled "Oi, Erza don't forget we're gonna have a fight when we get back." Erza turned and smiled at the pink haired dragon slayer,"I'm ready for you Natsu." The group then set off back to Magnolia.

-2 days later-

The group arrived back to Magnolia and all went put there stuff up and in Natsu's case eat a restaurant whole supply of food, and was getting ready for his fight with Erza. Everyone was at the guild placing bets with everyone but 3 betting on Erza. Shirt because he wanted to support his friend and not bet against even though every fiber of his being said, "Bet on Erza Natsu gonna get his ass beat.", but he decided, "Fuck it Lets get ballsy" and betted on Natsu, Sayla only betted because Shiro did, and an unexpected twist was that the Demon Mirajane betted on Natsu too.

Now you may be asking where's Lucy and Gray, well Lucy is in her apartment because she forgot about the fight, and Gray went over to get her.

-Lucy's Apartment-

Lucy had just finished writing a letter to her late mother Layla only to hear something behind her. "Huh?" She said turning around fine a man wearing nothing but his boxers going through her 'underwear' draw and was now holding some pink lace panties and a white lace bra. It was Gray standing holding her….'suggestive' choice of undergarments. Gray turned to Lucy and said,"Oh don't mind me I just dropped by to tell you something, but I kinda forgot after seeing these." And holding the bra and panties up. Gray had little time before he was hit in the face by a foot,"Lucy...Kick!" Sending him into the other room. Gray couldn't even get up before he was hit in the family jewels hard….very, very hard.

"What are you doing here and why were you holding my underwear?" Lucy yelled at the downed ice mage while scrambling to put her "underwear" away. Gray weakly stood and said in a high pitched voice, "I remember now, I wanted to remind you of Natsu and Erza's fight, it's today you know and in about 15 minutes it will start." Lucy looked at the ice man sighed,"I thought he was joking Awwww." She said in a defeated tone. Gray knew how to cheer the blonde up and said as he could now speak normally, "We're betting on the fight so if, wait not if…When Erza wins you can have some rent money or shopping money, whatever you prefer." He said arrogantly. Lucy eyes turned into jewel and she said"Money!? Hurry lets go watch Natsu lose!" While grabbing Gray and running toward the guild.

-Fairy Tail Guild-

Lucy had just barely made it before betting had closed and betted all her rent money on Erza. Everybody surrounded Natsu and Erza, Master Makarov then yelled, "The following contest is scheduled for one fall." "We have Erza 'Titania' Scarlet and Natsu 'Salamander' Dragneel." "When 1 of the fighters are unable to continue then this fight will be stopped."

"Get Ready"

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"FIGHT!"

Natsu got into a fighting stance and lit his fists ablaze," I'm ready when you are Erza."

Erza then requipped into an armor with flames on it a black breastplate and her hair was now styled into pig tails, "Come Natsu" she said and wondered,"Natsu I wonder how much you've grown."

Natsu makes the first move rushing straight at Erza chanting, "Fire Dragon's Iron Fist!" Aiming for Erza exposed stomach. Erza thinks of this as a normal attack and prepares to parry it and deal the decisive blow and end this fight in one move, but is surprised when Natsu changes his attack and instead swung with his other hand for Erza's face. With Erza being herself she was able to block the flaming fist.

Erza countered Natsu by swinging her sword and slashing multiple times only for Natsu to block or dodge all of them. The battle then consisted of attacks and blocking and dodging and countering and was at a stalemate.

"Natsu You really have gotten stronger." Erza praised the dragon slayer. "Yea Erza I have…but, Don't think I'm done yet I'm just getting Fired Up!" Natsu said as he took a stance with his arms out as far as he could as fire began to dance around and spiky circles of flames formed in front of him. Erza looked in awe at the flurry of dancing flames. As Natsu was about attack someone came in and yelled, "You will stop this fight at once".

It was a frog person with the magic council emblem on him with a robe. "The hell do you want." Shiro said in a bored expression. "I am here to arrest Erza Scarlet for destruction of the guild master meeting hall, and assault." Shiro looked at the frog thing, "What the hell are you on about Kermit?" The frog yelled at Shiro, "My name is Slippy!" Shiro wasn't paying attention at all, "oh I'm sorry what did you say it was?". The frog then said, "My name is Sl….." Shiro interrupted the frog again, "I DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!".

Erza then hit Shiro and the head, "Shiro just stop causing him trouble it will only make it worse." Shiro looked at Erza and sighed,"Fine.." Natsu then asked the only important question at this time, "So uhh, are we gonna finish this Erza?" Erza looked at the pink haired dragonslayer, "I apologize Natsu, but We won't be able to finish now." Natsu then got sad.

"Oh yeah Froggy why are you arresting Erza?" Natsu asked as fire was going back into him. Erza decided to stop Natsu before he was about do something stupid and glared at him, "Natsu no.." Natsu felt a shiver down his spine, "Yes ma'am" Erza was handcuffed and taken to the council.

-Council-

Erza was now being walked through the grounds of the building when she was approached by a blue haired man with a tattoo on his face and whispered in her ear, "Hi Erza-chan, now don't cause to much trouble or your past may come out to get you." Erza froze at the passing man, but was not able to turn around now.

-Natsu's house-

"I've gotta help Erza, but I don't think my disguise is enough." Natsu said as he adjusted his red wig, barrel as a chestpiece, a skirt. Natsu looked over at Shiro as he took a sip of his cola. "What do you want?" Shiro lazily said drinking his soda. "Help me! I need you to use your magic and make me look like Erza." Natsu said. "Why?" Shiro asked. "Because I need help." Shiro realized his blunder and rephrased his question, "my bad I meant why should I do it?" Natsu knew what to say to that," I will give you Cola and Peaches." Shiro froze and looked at Natsu, "Deal".

"Twilght Dragon's Illusion!" Shiro chants as a magic circle appears on Natsu and after a bright light Natsu was revealed and low and behold he looked like Erza. "Done" Shiro says.

"Awesome now I can help Erza." Natsu says as he runs off to storm the council building.

-Council Courtroom-

"Erza Scarlet you are hereby charged with destruction in guild master building and assault" a member of the council said. Erza was at the stand with magic handcuffs on her. "We, the council find you…" 'BOOOMMM' the councilmen was interrupted by an explosion. "What the heck?" On council member said. As the smoke cleared Erza Scarlet was standing over the rumble. The council looked at the redhead as one of them yelled, "How did you escape the magic handcuffs!" The other 'Erza' laughed and yelled while pointing at the councilmen, "FOOL! I am the real Erza Scarlet!" The council stood in awe looking back and forth at the two Erza's and seeing no real difference.

Erza looked toward the other 'Erza' and looked at her smile and noticed something in the eyes that she knew all to well. It was the same as her favorite pink haired dragon slayer, and she connected the dots and knew who that was. "Natsu…. Why are you here and how did you pull of the disguise." Natsu's disguise was so believe, but how? It was at that moment that Erza remembered something Mira told her. "You know, tincan while I was training Shiro I saw he can't make illusions like how I can transform." A younger Mira said wearing Gothic clothes. A younger Erza with a small breastplate said, "What did you say slut!" Before the two began to fight.

"Wait a minute that must mean Shiro casted some magic on Natsu to make him look like me." Erza thought while looking at the other 'Erza' yell and swing a sword in random directions. Erza smiled at the thought of Natsu coming to rescue her, but then that smile then turned to a look of anger. Erza stood from the stand and walked over to the rampaging 'Erza' and smacked her over the head knocking her out. And as she fell a bright light covered the other Erza before it revealed Natsu Dragneel in his real disguise.

The council again sat in awe over this revaluation. Erza turned to council, "I apologize for my guild mate, he's kind of an idiot." One of the councilmen spoke, "Fine Titania, but you both will be charged and have to stay in a prison cell over night." Erza simply nodded.

-Prison Cell-

"Eeeeehhhhhhhhh!? It was just a fake trial?" Natsu yelled surprised. Erza nodded, "Yes I would have been released as soon as it was over, but 'I' came bursting through the wall and cause us to be in here overnight." She said looking at Natsu. The Pink haired Mage looked down slightly, "Sorry Erza I didn't mean to get use into this mess, I just wanted to help." Erza petty Natsu, "Don't worry Natsu I'm not mad I thought it was sweet of you to go through so much for me. So let's just sleep and go home tomorrow, ok?" Erza said. Natsu smiled and snuggled up to Erza. "Na-Na-Natsuwhat are you doing?" Erza asked blushing at how close they were. "Don't worry Erza, I just wanna keep you warm." Natsu said with a kind smile. Erza decided to let it be today and requiped out of her armor and snuggled with Natsu and a the two fell asleep.

-Shiro's House-

Shiro was sleeping in his bed when something moving in his bed. "Huh what the?" Shiro asked pulling up the sheets to seeing a pair of gold horns and black hair on his stomach. "Huh Sayla? Why are you in my bed?" Sayla blushed, "I'm sorry Shiro, but I had a nightmare. If I'm bothering you I go back to my room." Sayla says embarrassed and moves to get out of Shiro's bed. Before she could get out however, Shiro pulled her back down so she was face to face with him. "Nah stay here, I don't mind if you sleep here with me, besides how could I just kick you out like that?" Shiro said smirking and holding Sayla to his chest. Sayla blushed even harder and the pair fell asleep.

Chapter Done. Sorry it took so long to update School has been a pain in the ass lately, but don't worry I will try to update more often. The next update will be "A Creation of Life Fibers from the Soul of a Human." Aka my Kill la Kill Fanfic.

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