***Jimmy's thoughts... DAMN! I think to myself as I roll over to hold Blu and realize she was no longer beside me, FUCK! Jey must be home already. Shit, I didn't realize I slept so long, it 2:30pm! As I try to get up out of bed, I get hit with one hell of a headache. Oh hell no! I'm thinking as I flop back down on the bed. I need to freeze up on the liquor, I say to myself as I finally make it to the shower. Showers aren't the same anymore without Blu, I'm thinking as I let the hot water rinse me. As I get dress and head downstairs, I retrieve back to get my phone and notice Blu's phone is gone. Shit! She's gonna be pissed if she discovers I'd been screening her calls from her male friends, but it's necessary! Last thing Jey and I need is a bunch of other fucking dudes consuming her attention. I know most of them are coworkers, but still. Especially this Todd, he's been calling a lot, I gotta find out who the hell he is.
As I descend downstairs, I can't help but smile at baby girls infectious laugh. Jey's got a hold of her on the love seat, Jey, cut it out! Stop tickling me! Blu playfully yells. Heyyyyy there sleepy daddy, she yells jumping up and running to me. How you feeling? Blu asks, kissing and stroking my face. I'm fine baby girl, didn't realize I slept so long. Well duh, you drank eight beers and a fifth of Tequila! Blu says leading me to the kitchen, You must be starving by now, she says taking a roast beef footlong sub out the fridge. I made it for you after you slept through breakfast, Blu says kissing me again. Pick one, water or Dr. Pepper she says, holding a bottle in each hand. I reach for the soda and kiss baby girls hand as she caresses my face, you OK Jimmy? Blu asks me. I am now, I say as I pull her to me and rest my head against her belly. You take such good care of us Blu, I don't know what we'd do without you. I dont know what I'd do without you guys either, baby girl says pulling up a chair to sit next to me. Jey walks in and playfully punches me on the shoulder {a lot harder then usual I notice,} the dead has arision finally, he says sitting on the other side of Blu. Baby girl, looks at us in silence making me and little bra extremely nervous.
***Blu's thoughts...
Everything OK Blu!? Jimmy asks me, finally breaking the "mouse pissing on cotton" silence. Yes, all is OK, I say reaching for both Jimmy and Jey's at the same time. Look, first of all I want to tell you both how much I love you! You guys have been amazing to me, especially through these difficult times this past year. But... HELL NO Blu!, No Buts!, Jimmy says standing abruptly as he reaches for me and yanks me out my seat so fast that it scared the shit out of Jey and I both. Jimmy!, Jey yells, as he quickly jumps to my side, prying his brothers tight grip off my wrist. What the fuck is wrong with you bra? Jey yells, getting up in Jimmy's face, let her finish! DAMN! Sit your crazy ass back down man. Jey, says beyond pissed. Jey, you know where the fuck this conversation is going right!? Jimmy asks his brother with the mixed look of anger and fear on his face. No, Jimmy! I don't know where this conversation is going because you won't sit the fuck down and shut your delusional crazy ass up! Jey yells to Jimmy.
Man who the fuck you calling delusional and fucking crazy!? Jimmy yells, shoving his brother. Who the fuck you think? Jey yells. shoving Jimmy back. Look in the fucking mirror bra, Jey says! You're just pissed cause your punk ass woke up in the "middle" of your damned bed! Bull Shit Jey, Jimmy shoots back, I have nothing to be pissed about on that note. Blu and I had one hot ass day, and a wild fucking night! Instead of you staying focused on your fucking job, you rush back here just to hoard Blu away from me. Jey, you anit' shit! Now we're about to get the fucking I love you but so long speech! Jimmy says very pissed off.
Are you two done? Or do we need a ref and a fucking wrestling mat!? I say irritated at them both. BOTH OF YOU, SIT YOUR RAGING ASSES DOWN AND SHUT! THE! FUCK! UP! I say fuming, I was so pissed off, I scared even myself. From the look on Jimmy and Jey's faces, I scared the Shit out of them too. I'm only gonna this one time. NO BITCH IS WORTH ARGUING, FIGHTING AND DAMAGING YOUR CLOSE LIFE LONG RELATIONSHIP OVER, ME INCLUDED!
What in hell is wrong with you two!? What the fuck have I gotten myself into!? I say close to tears, and for the record Jimmy, this isn't a so long I'm dumping you both speech. I'm sorry if it came out that way, I say caressing both their faces. Look I know there's been a lot of tension and disagreements between you two regarding our relationship for weeks now. {Jimmy and Jey look at me stunned, but say nothing} I've held my tonuge, cause I know it's natural for a little rivery to happen from time to time. But you two are really starting to push it! When are you both going stop acting like spoiled toddlers, grow the fuck up and realize, I LOVE YOU BOTH JUST THE SAME!? I yell.
Blu, baby girl...NO INTERRUPTIONS, I'M NOT DONE! I yell, cutting Jey off mid sentence. Jimmy, I know you mean well, but no more monitoring my damned calls! And why in the hell have you been deleting my voicemails and numbers from my male friends!? You did what man? Jey says to Jimmy disgusted, Blu, I know that looks bad, but I don't like all those dudes calling you 24/7. They're calling wanting to come over and shit, begging to take you out, no fucking way! And in between that I know a lot of those calling are most likely (male or female) could be calling on your crazy ass ex girlfriend's behalf.
Jimmy, have you lost what's left of your fucking mind? Jey says, We've always been able to trust Blu! Look Jey, of course I trust baby girl, it's the muthafucka's that's all up in her circumference who I don't trust! Man, we can't just cut her off from the world and other people that know and love her, just that crazy ass ex girlfriend and her clique. Jey says to Jimmy. Look Jey, you have no clue on how mu...HELLO,! I yell, interrupting Jimmy mid sentence, remember me? The brothers go silent and drop their heads. Now like I said before, I don't expect things to be perfect 100% percent of the time. But this constant tension and bickering's gonna stop, as of NOW! What ever is going between you two, I suggest you fix it! I've been given my all to you both, you both have your own unique qualities that make me not dare love or desire anyone else. Understood? I say looking them both in their eyes. Yes, they both say at the same time. Great! I say, we won't have to have this discussion again, right? I ask them. Right, they both say. OK, I gotta get going, getting my eye checked and stitches out today, I say grabbing my purse and phone. Wait baby girl, I thought that was next week. Jimmy says, it was but I called my doctor and he said I could come in a few days early since I'd been off work and feeling alright, if he sees all looks well, Patch finally stays off. Yay! Wait, we're going with you Jey says. Guys I'll be right back, office is only five minutes away. I don't care Jimmy says, we're going with you.
OK, but you too gotta hug and make up first. The brothers just look at each other frowing. Come on, or you both stay here, I say trying not to laugh. The guys finally hug and make up, awwwwww, see how easy that was? I say as we head out the door.