Hey stud! What brings you to this side of the "rainbow" Todd says, after hugging his long time handsome troubled friend. Looking good Joey boy, Todd says crossing his legs, as he lights a cigarette and flips his blue and pink streaked hair. {Joey looks like hell.} His physique looks good, Todd thinks to himself. But the dazed look in his eyes, and the disheveled ponytail says different, not to mention those scratches all over his face, arms and chest. Joey's definitely back on that shit!, Todd says to himself. And when he's fucked up like that, he's unstable, therefore I must remain cool, calm and collected and not tell him shit about my sister girl Blu. Joey is a good guy, well used to be anyway. I love him dearly, he's a longtime friend and has always been there for me. But I love Blu a lot more and my bond with her is much stronger,and I will not let Joey hurt her again in any way!, {whether it be intentionally or unintentionally.} Todd says to himself.
It's really good to see you Todd! You're looking eccentric as usual, Joey jokingly says as he heads to Todd's fridge and helps himself to a six pack of beers, and some left over lasagna. Shit this is good! I know my woman's recipe anywhere!, Joey says, eating cold lasagna like it was his last meal. Todd laughs hysterically, yeah you would know your woman's cooking! she cooked for your big greedy ass enough! She made that for me before she left. A whopping five pounds of it, I keep it in the freezer and take it out in sections as I want it. Would you like some heated up?, Todd asks his starving friend, no this is just fine buddy, Joey says with a mouthful.
Sooo, I heard about your little "scarface visit" with Tiffany a few weeks ago, she called me scared to death, Todd says. Joey smirks as he leans back in his chair with a sick satisfying look in his glazed eyes, yea dude. I scared the shit out of her!, she actually pissed herself!, Joey says literally laughing his ass off. I slipped an old friend of mine that works there as a guard a grand to give me a minute alone with her. Look Todd, I know that's your cousin, but there's so much you don't know about Ms. FUCKING PSYCO, Joey says with disgust. That bitch set me up and she set me up good! Damned good, all because of her sick obsession with MY WOMAN!, Joey says slamming his fist so hard on the table, he knocks his fifth beer over. Damn it Joey!, Todd says as he damn near jumped out of his skin. Look man I'm sorry, I'll get it up, Joey says as he goes over to the kitchen sink and gets a towel to clean off the floor and the table.
Look Todd, all Tiffany's bullshit aside for now. I need to know where Blu...NO JOEY!, Todd says firmly cutting Joey off midsentance, HELL TO THE FUCKING NAW DUDE! Don't even try and go there with me, if Blu wanted you to know where she was going, she would have told you! Leave her alone, let her be, she has a new life now. Besides, you still have to get your own shit together anyway, Todd says, becoming very angry. Todd, please dude, you know how much I love, miss and want to be with her. She doesn't belong with those assholes she's living with. Which one is she fucking anyway? Joey asks, voice riddled with jealousy. Who she's fucking is none of your business anymore, Todd says. I'll tell you what though, Todd says with a smile. Those guys take damn good care of her like she needs to be taken care of. You and Tiffany both dropped the ball on that one. You sit here and harp on how Tiffany set you up, maybe she did, but you weren't completely innocent to begin with! I knew the shit you were doing behind Blu's back. You weren't exactly Mother Teresa to the love of your life Joey, so cut the crap! You had me fooled years ago, but you don't fool me now, Todd says, ready to kick Joey out on his high, drunk, crazy ass. OK, Todd I didn't mean to upset you, it's just I really need to reconnect with Blu. Look. I know I haven't been perfect man, but most of the shit you've heard about me is nothing but a bunch of Lies to ruin me, ruin my life with Blu! You need to understand that, Joey says.
Look, I understand you protecting Blu, I do, so I'll just wait for her return and then talk to her again myself. I've called her about 3 times, she hasn't returned my calls. But she did call me before she left and let me know she was going out of town for a few weeks. I'm just going crazy cause I feel the longer I don't see her...Joey stops midsentence and just breaks down sobbing uncontrollably. This scared the hell out of Todd because Joey was just ranting and raving like a madman, now he's crying like a baby! He's known Joey over 20 years and never, ever seen him cry before. Todd just froze in place not knowing what to do, when Joey didn't stop crying,Todd couldn't help but go over to him grab his shoulders and tell him to calm down. You know I'm here Joey, everything is going to be alright dude, but if you want my help, any help at all, you need to be honest with me 100%! I don't want you hurting Blu. If you love her as you say you do, you will leave her be and not pressure her to still be with you! You've been out of her life almost 5 fucking years. I can help you establish a sincere friendship with her again, but you have to start from scratch and like I said, tell me everything, from start to finish! Start from the night of the almost fatal bar fight that sent you to prison in the first fucking place. Let's start there...
ALRIGHT DUDE, alright. You win, Joey says roughly wiping his tears with his fists. I'll tell you everything man, everything from start to finish! I warn you now though, it's brutal Todd! It's FUCKING BRUTAL!...
***Tiffany's thoughts...
{Bayview Correctional Facility}
I feel so relieved to be getting out of here tomorrow! I think to myself, as I spend one more night in this nasty ass cell on this rock hard piece of shit of a bed. I'm glad I've got a damned good lawyer, and my baby Blu refuses to press charges against me. One of the things Blu does best is...forgive. I hate the fact I still can't be near her! Fuck! That's no ones fault but my own. I never meant to loose my temper like that, I never meant to hurt my baby girl. As tears sting my eyes and run down my face, I think back on my last birthday with Blu. Damn! The sex was ALWAYS so FUCKING HOTTT with her. Blu's so innocent and wild at the same time. I just can't picture her FUCKING those USO boys though. No way, there's no way in hell I'll permanently loose Blu to those arrogant Samoan asswipes, I won't think twice about taking their asses out if thats my last resort! I'll get Blu back in time, I just know it. But first I gotta deal with the issues at hand, starting with Joey's crazy evil ass. Let's see how bad his punk ass is when I break hallowpoints off in his ass! I'm so tired of being underestimated, these muthafuckas think I'm playin! Time to show them all, Ms. Tiffany means serious business and I'm NOT TO BE FUCKED AROUND WITH...ANYMORE.
Blu's thoughts...
Oh My Goodness! What an Blessed Amazing day! I'm finally officially spoken for! I'm taken, I belong to not one, but two great guys, who love me to tears. I'm part of a true family now! Now I'm soooo nervous, because as Jimmy says, our relationship is now SIGNED, SEALED, and tonight I'll be...DELIVERED! The Bishop and his family had been awesome. It was like having a second family. After our ceremony, I learned the Bishop and his wife had an similar Polarmory relationship, reversed he had two wife's, they'd been together thirty years with six kids! How cool is that huh!? That family even offered us to live in one of their forest garden houses and said we could visit anytime. Dinner was great and the homemade wine was fabulous. I also learned that the Bishop was an old friend of Rikishi's and Jimmy had been consulting with him for months for advice on "our type of relationship". Finally after 2:00am we say our thank yous and goodbyes and head back to our now "Honeymoon" hotel, I'm already floating on an high cloud, as my new hubbys are feeling me up like an new prison inmate, so much, the limo driver loosens his tie and is totally blushing through the review mirror. Yo, eyes on the road man Jimmy says. I have a gut feeling a WILD NIGHT AWAITS...