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Halogoji75: Gray vs Derpy Weiss (from a abomination I made a while ago.

Me: What did I just read. That needs to be here.

ediscool09: I challenge Gray to bungie jumping.

Me: Alrighty!

Gray VS Bungie-Jumping!

Begin!

"Yang, why do you force us to do crazy things?"

"Crazy? What are you talking about? This is as normal as ever!" Gray shrugged, that staten abet being half true.

"Either way, were doing bungie jumping on a bridge?!" Gray waved his arms around showing that they were in fact on a bridge.

"God, Gray you being a real spoil sport."

"Shut up! I just don't wanna be hurt like last time you told us to do something!" Yang rubbed her chin trying to remember. Weiss sighed.

"It's when we skydived you imbecile."

"Oh. Thanks."

"I'll be here all day." Weiss groaned. Ruby grabbed Gray hand and ran her thumb over it in reassurance.

"Gray~ it'll be ok."

"Fine. Whatever you say." Gray said sarcastically.

"Great!" Yang and Ruby didn't take the sarcasm well, or at least understood it. One by one, each member of the team jumped off and came back. Each one having a different reaction.

Yang: that was awesome!

Ruby: Oh, you'll love it Gray!

Weiss: That was terrifying!

Blake: It was intriguing.

And finally it was now Gray's turn. "Uh, you sure it's safe?"

"Gray don't be such a wuss! It is guaranteed to give you a good time! Plus, I made it so your good!" Yang ended the confidence booster with a thumbs up.

"I'm gonna die."

"Don't worry. I'll be at your funeral." Ruby joked.

"That's not funny Ruby. I'm legit gonna die. Yang is trying to get some sort of weird vengeance."

"Nah it's totally safe." Gray sighed.

"Your both tryna' kill me." Gray stood at the edge of the bridge and turned to his teammates. Yang and Ruby were cheering him on while Weiss and Blake shook they're heads at insane speeds. "Ugh, Gray! I guess you need a little help."

"I don't need any help from you, you crazy per-AHHH!" Yang walked up to Gray and shoved him off. "AHHHHHH!" Gray yelled as he slowly reached the ground. 'I'll be fine. Yang knew what she was doing, right?' Gray stopped right at the ground and was ready to be launched back up. However, the cord had other plans. The cord flew back up…Without Gray. Gray hovered over the ground briefly before landing on his face. "Ow! For two feet to the ground, that sucked!"

"GRRAAAYY!" The girls of the team yelled. "ARE YOU OK?!"

"NO! THANKS YANG!"

"YOU'RE WELCOME!"

Winner: Bungie Jumping.

Gray VS Derpy Weiss! And Others!

BEGIN!

"Ruby! Run!"

"I'm trying!"

"They're gonna get you!"

"Quickly, in that classroom!" The two ran into a classroom before locking it. They sighed in relief.

"Stop right there!" Jaune ordered behind them. The two turned around and saw Jaune holding a broom. As well as the rest of team JNPR, Velvet and Cardin."I said stop to Derpy freaks!"

"We aren't them Jaune." Ruby explained.

"How do I know?"

"DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP!" Gray pointed at the door.

"Probably because we don't sound like the alien from Mars Attacks." Jaune sighed.

"I guess your right. Just on edge is all."

"What the heck is going on?" Gray asked.

"A Derp epidemic." Ozpin said walking out of the shadows.

"A what?" Everyone asked.

"A Derp epidemic. Miss Schnee has been infected and infected everyone else."

"The horror!" Cardin screamed.

"How do we stop it." Ozpin took off his glasses.

"We don't." The students gasped. They then heard slams on the door.

"DERP DERP!"

"Oh, god! They're gonna break in! Every man for them self!" Cardin panicked, but was shortly knocked out by Velvet.

"DERP DERP!"

"It's Weiss!" Gray pointed. Jaune raised the broom and readied an attack. Weiss lunged at him and he slammed the broom down.

The broom landed gently on Weiss' head. Jaune began to sweat as Weiss' derpy eyes looked at him. Weiss mad a really odd face while crossing her eyes.

"DERP!" She poked Jaune's head and Jaune turned to the survivors. "DERP? DERP!"

"We're so screwed." Gray sighed.

Winner: Derpy Weiss and others.

Well, the end to Gray's non-derpy life. That fanfic was incredible I just had to write it. Well, derpyness aside, if you enjoyed why not fav/follow? Also, write what you want next! With that said have a great Day/Night everyone.