So, we're back in business, huh? I was actually going through the reviews and then I saw Gray vs Sans. I HAD to do this. Also, slight spoilers from Undertale!
Gray VS Sans
(Now for this I require everyone to listen to Undertale- Megalovania. Why? Because SHIT ABOUT TO GET REAL)
"so, should we duke it out?"
"I never thought I was gonna fight a skeleton."
"you shouda' seen Frisk. kid didn't fight anyone."
"Interesting." Gray spoke.
"START THE FIGHT! SANS! QUIT SLACKING AND DO SOMETHING! MY SPAGHETTI IS GETTING COLD!"
"Yeah! Don't make me come over there and hit you!" Undyne threatened.
"patience, guys." Sans said.
"Uh, who are they?"
"YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, IS?! WELL, HUMAN, I WILL TELL YOU. I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! MASTER OF SPAGHETTI! CHARMER OF HUMANS, CREATOR OF CHALLENGING PUZZLES! AND AN ALL AROUND COOL GUY!"
"your also really bad a Junior Jumble."
"SILENCE!"
"hey, sorry about all this. let's get serious." Sans spoke, his eyes changing into a black.
"Let's do it!" Gray pulled Broken Stem out, breaking it into it's two scythe form. Sans stayed still, hands still in his pockets. Gray slashed but Sans easily side-stepped out of the way. Gray slid to a stop before quickly launching attack after attack at Sans, but the comedic skeleton dodged every attack. "you know, you pretty good. To bad it's not enough." Sans then jumped back, grinning as one of his eyes reappeared, a evil yellow. Bone pillars broke out of the ground and moved to Gray at insane speeds.
Gray proceeded to sprint at Sans, combining his scythe's into a single one. Gray slashed and dodged the pillars, making them collapse and crash behind him. Sans smirked as he pulled out a strange weapon that was in the shape of a skull. Gray side-stepped out of the way of the weapon, but Sans laughed and fired. The weapon shot out a laser and it went straight, not even going for Gray. Just as Gray closed the distance, the laser curved and crashed into him, knocking him back several feet. Gray regained his footing and charged again. Sans aimed the laser weapon back at Gray and Gray continued to run head on. Sans fired again and Gray thought he was safe. The laser, instead of curving, went straight, once again hitting Gray. Gray got up for the third time to see Sans pull out another cannon. "Your kidding me."
"nope. you're gonna have a bad time." Sans then aimed the weapons in different directions, and fired. Gray miraculously dodged them readying a strike however, Sans had different plans. He threw the other cannon behind Gray, and it floated before firing with Sans. Gray was hit by both lasers and collapsed again. "come on kid. is that all you got?"
"Nope." Gray recovered again. "I have determination!"
"let's dance." Gray collapsed the snath of Broken Stem, as well as bending the blade to where the tip met the edge of the handle of Broken Stem. Gray moved Broken Stem to his right hand before growing his left into it's Beast hand.
"Go, Gray!" Team RWBY and JNPR cheered, holding posters of Gray's face.
Bone pillars rose from the ground and ran towards Gray. He leaped over them and smashed through them, swiping at Sans, but once again the slippery skeleton moved out of the way. Gray predicted this and balled his right hand, and swung. The Beast hand met with Sans chest, and the skeleton slid back. Sans stood up and moved his hands back into there respective pockets. "impressive. you actually hit me." More pillars and, now, floating platforms hovered over them. "let's change things up a bit." The pillars moved and Gray ran towards them. The pillars created a sea of bone. Noticing a platform just above him, Gray jumped on a pillar and leaped on top of the platform. Gray looked for Sans and quickly found him on another floating platform. Aiming at him.
Gray jumped off of the platform, just in time for it to be annihilated by the skeleton. Gray landed on a pillar once again, and it began to raise it self, up and down. Gray maneuvered through the rising and falling pillars, while dodging Sans laser blasts. Gray used the momentum from one of the pillars to jump up to a floating platform. He landed on hit with enough speed to push it forward. Gray then grabbed the edge of the platform and moved it so he was up side down. He then leaped off the platform on to a pillar. He then smashed the pillar and grabbed of the pieces. Gray held on to the large chunk of bone and ran on the rising pillars.
Gray saw a platform to his left and jumped towards it. Landing on the platform, Gray aimed at Sans. Once he knew he would hit the skeleton, Gray threw the chunk at Sans. The bone smashed into Sans and he fell off his platform, landing on another one. More platforms appeared and flew everywhere, some sideways and upside-down. Gray ran off his and on to another one that was sideways. Sans recovered and saw Gray running towards him, using the platforms to his advantage. Sans, grabbed his two laser cannons and fired, the lasers curving and smashing into platforms. Gray grabbed onto a platform just before the one he was standing on disappeared. Pillars continued to get in Gray's way and he smashed them while running to the next platform. Gray leaped off another platform just as it was eviscerated. in mid-air Gray launched another chunk of bone. On defense and offence, Sans shot the bone debris out of the air just before it hit him. The laser then curved into Gray but, he quickly grabbed the platform that he was standing on, and threw it in front of the laser. Sans grabbed on to the edge of a platform and tilted it, making it move forward. Sans held the trigger as the laser swerved from left to right, constantly changing it's trajectory.
The young Beast swiftly and smoothly dodged the laser while continuing to go on the offensive. Chunks of bone and lasers filled the air, as Gray grew ever so closely to Sans. Gray threw one more chunk of bone at Sans, effectively hitting his platform and flinging Sans towards him. Sans continued to shoot in mid-air and landed on another platform. Gray quickly scrambled up to the platform. Gray ran head first at Sans, and Sans readied another shot. Gray quickly kicked the cannon out of Sans hands, and proceed to attack. Quick and agile swipes of Broken Stem missed and were dodged. Gray punched Sans again with his left, before quickly kicking him in the side of the head. Sans fell off the platform, and was about to land on another. But, Gray followed the skeleton down and landed his fist on Sans. The two smashed through the platform and many others before being consumed by the sea of bone.
Broken bones filled the sea as Sans struggled to get up. Once Sans recovered, Gray ran at him again. But, the sea had other plans, pillars of bone stopped Gray from proceeding. Gray ran through most of them before being lifted upwards to where Sans was. Dodges and small attacks were exchanged as the two fought furiously. Sans quickly broke a small piece of bone off of a pillar, using the small piece as a knife.
Slash after slash, punch after punch, the battling duo wouldn't quit! The pillar that Sans was standing on rose up, stopping the onslaught of attacks. Gray punched through the pillar and lifted it up, Sans still on top. Gray then threw the pillar away, however Sans quickly jumped off ans slashed Gray's back. Dodges were mixed with attacks, and parries were finished with brutal counter-attacks. Gray stepped backwards and slammed his fist into a pillar, effectively cracking the bone pillar. The pillar fell on top of the two, but the barley dodged kicked the fallen pillar at Sans, who jumped out of the way. Sans stood back up, only to be shoulder charged by Gray. Pillars broke and shattered as the two fell out of the sea of bones. Gray slid to a stop, while Sans continued to roll out of the way. The two stared at each other as they panted. Sans then stood up, hands in his pockets. "that was great. you win Gray."
"What? We're not done!"
"on the contrary, i believe we are done." Sans then closed one eye. "if we continued to fight, we just might destroy everything. don't you agree?"
"Actually, yeah." Gray smiled, returning his left hand to normal while sheathing Broken Stem.
"WHAT?! YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THIS FIGHT'S OVER?!"
"Yep. And my boyfriend won. Not your brother. Good job, Gray!" Ruby bragged.
"WHAT?! YOU'RE GRAY'S GIRLFRIEND!"
"Yes..." Ruby answered confused.
"OH MY GOD! YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY! WANT SOME SPAGHETTI?"
"Uh..." Sans chuckled.
"Gray. that was a lot of fun. we should do this again."
"Yeah. It was a lot more fun then I anticipated."
"well i guess you could say that this fight was really..."
"bone-breaking!" The two said at the same time while posing and winking.
"SANS! THAT JOKE WAS AWFUL! I DON'T EVEN THINK IT WAS A JOKE!"
Now, this wasn't everything that I wanted out of this. Some lines that Sans was supposed to say were going to be spaced, just like the game. Sadly, that couldn't happen for some strange reason. If you want another actual fight scene or just a comedic one let me know by telling me what to do next!
With that said, have a great Day/Night everyone!