Reading reviews:

Thesayain21: Gray vs SlenderMan (P.S GO GRAY KICK HIS A**!)

Me: Hmm…Gray's kind of a wuss.

Guest: Gray vs seeing ruby and yang hugging while their n***

Me: This one is gonna need some censorship. Ho-ly f-bleep!

Halogoji75: Gray VS Tex.

Me: Oooooooh, I love you.

So, next chapter this whole 'reading reviews thing' is basically gonna be a 'what's coming next' section. With that said enjoy! Fav/Follow if you enjoy.


Gray VS Sisterly Nudity

Gray was walking back from a very interesting conversation with Goodwitch. He happily strolled up to his dorm, happy to see his girlfriend and team. He casually opened the door to…quite…the…sight. Ruby and Yang were sitting on Yang's bed…naked. "Uuh?" Ruby and Yang snap they're heads to the sight of a very confused Gray.

"Heyyyy. Gray." Yang said. The two strangely naked sisters blushed furiously.

"What the actual f-bleep!?"

"Um, Gray I can explain."

"Oh, please bleep-ing do! Why the bleep are you two bleep-ing hugging while bleep-ing naked!?"

"Uh…"

"Nice explanation, Ruby."

"Your not helping, Yang."

"SOMEONE BLEEP-ING TELL ME BEFORE I FLIP THE BLEEP OUT!"

"Yang, I'm scared."

"Gray. We do this all the time. It's like a ritual."

"FOR WHAT?! CTHULHU?!"

"Nonono! Not a real ritual!" Ruby cleared up the sarcastic air.

"I know it wasn't a actual ritual, Ruby."

"Oh."

"Ruby. Why don't you just stop talking, ok?"

"Ok." Gray sighs and sits on his and Ruby's shared bed.

"What the bleep." Ruby snags a bra and a pair of panties and sits next to Gray

He rubs his face, trying to get the image out of his mind. " It's burned into my mind!"

"Sorry, Gray." Ruby apologized.

"Cut to another challenge while we try to make sense of this."

Winner: Tie?


Gray VS Tex

"Oh, god!" Gray yelped before being drop kicked by our lovely woman in black. "So, are we gonna help him? Rubes?"

"Nah. Not until I'm finished with my popcorn. KICK HIS BUT TEX!"

"Once again Ruby, you managed to assist the other side." Ruby slumped and pouted.

"I don't know what I'm doing!" She cried. Back to the action, Gray tapped, begged and even cried to stop but Tex was having to much fun. "Someone please hel-Oh god! That's bending the wrong way! Quick! Cut to something else! Cut to something else! Cut to something el-"

Winner: Tex (of course)


Gray VS SlenderMan?

Gray casually walked through Emerald Forest with ear buds in his ears. Team RWBY read about a urban myth called 'SlenderMan'. Gray thought it was absolutely stupid and team RWBY thought of something. 'We dare you to go out to Emerald Forest and grab all eight pages.' Gray happily agreed and waltzed out the door, with the addition of Ruby hugging his leg and begging him not to do it. 'It's pale Gray! Nobody likes pale people!' Ruby was pulled away and Gray waved goodbye.

"So eight pages, eh? Oh sweet I found one!" Gray ran up to a tree and peeled off the page. "Beware…of…tall guy. Beware of tall guy? What a crappy page!" Gray then balled the paper and stuffed it in his pocket. "Onwards and upwards." Gray strutted through the foggy forest with swagger and confidence. "They'll be hero in the end, to rise above~" Gray struggled to sing. "Another page!" Once again Gray ripped the page off the tree. "He's watching you…" Gray then made a annoyed face. "Good lord, did Yang write these? It's like chicken scratch." Stuffing the page in his pocket, Gray didn't notice a very fashionable pale man standing right behind him. The man shook violently before vanishing. Gray hummed happily and skipped through the forest.

He found himself at the ruins where all the pieces of the chessboard were. "They said these pages were hard to find." He struggled to read the horrid font. "Why…are? You…still…looking or booking? For..these...pages?" Gray groaned and stuffed another paper in his pocket. "This sucks." Gray walked past the ruins, just in time to. The SlenderMan ran full speed at him, however he slammed into a pillar. He groaned and rubbed his head before looking up to see the pillar his hit, fall on top of him.

"Oooh, bleep it's Megalovania! Time to crank this stuff up!" The 8-bit tune started up and Gray began to walk with more Umf. The SlenderMan swiped at Gray , but Gray conveniently dodged out of the way by moving his body to the music. "OH! ANOTHER PAGE!" He shouted. The SlenderMan was surprised that no Grimm came to attack him. "Uh…" Now was the SlenderMan chance! He dove for Gray, but Gray ducked by sneezing and then read the paper. "Seriously, he's right behind you. What the heck?" This continued until the very last paper. Gray was growing bored and the SlenderMan was reaching his 100th concussion that night.

"Finally last page." The SlenderMan never really saw this page and lowered his head to read it. "Um, I ran out of paper so this is the last page. Now go home. Tsk. That sucked." The SlenderMan vanished as Gray walked home.

I've killed kids over that?! What a let down! I need a job.

For the rest of the night SlenderMan though about his lifes choices.

Nah. I'm gonna stick to the whole protext eight pages thing.

Winner: Gray


So...when I do short, silly ones should I do found challenges instead of three? Also, sorry if they didn't meet your expectations guys. Honestly, I think about the challenges, find something that I find funny and then do that. But if you enjoyed let me know. And tell me what you want next!