Title: ineffability
Disclaimer: not my characters
Warnings: somewhat crackish; blasphemy; spoilers for season 4
Pairings: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 210
Point of view: third
Prompt: Castiel/Dean, anything about their relationship (God's POV)
Despite what the angels and demons believed, The Creator had not, in fact, "left the building". Everything was going according to a plan perfected and set in motion when the stars were young, back when the planes of existence were no more than dust and the glimmers of an idea.
There had been a few missteps along the way(The Son would never let The Creator forget The Spanish Inquisition or The French Revolution, nevermind The Flood) but everything was going swimmingly.
Watching The Righteous Man and The Doubting Angel(so named by The Son), The Creator smiled. Yes—the apocalypse would happen, but not as anyone except those in the know expected. As the Angel leaned in close, hesitant, unable to fathom that such a pleasure could be allowed, The Creator glanced over to watch Lucifer rant at his army.
As the Man gently touched the Angel's face, The Son asked, "You really planned this all along?"
The Creator smiled, as Lucifer smote half his forces with one blow, angry that his demons were so weak, so incapable of killing two humans. "Yes," The Creator said. "It's called being ineffable. One day, when you're my age, you might be as good at it."
The Son scoffed, passing the popcorn.