A/N: Okay, once again, I don't even know what the hell this is. I got the idea at like 3 am and just went with it. Apparently when I am overtired and doped up on allergy medicine, this is the result.
A big thank you to those who reviewed last chapter:
-MC ABEDFAN
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-La Dama del Tiempo
And once again Jade's texts are in italics, and Beck's are in bold.
Enjoy?
Feast and Fuck
I'm so bored.
I thought that english lit was one of your favorite classes?
It used to be. I mean, Cat and I could spend hours fantasizing about whether Mr. Roarke wears boxers or boxer briefs.
Jade!
What?
Everyone already knows he wears whitey tighties.
Ew. You successfully killed that fantasy.
Good. Then my nefarious planned worked.
Oooooh. Nefarious. That's an impressive word. Finally decided to look at the word a day calendar I got you last year for your birthday, huh?
Maybe…
Ugh! This is so boring! Can you just go like pull the fire alarm or something?
No!
Please! For me?
Jade!
Come on! Your just in study hall anyway. It's not like you are actually DOING anything...
I am *trying* to work on my math homework.
Trying and failing.
Because you won't stop texting me!
I'll stop once you pull the fire alarm and get me out of class. :)
Jade, I am not going to risk getting suspended just because you are bored.
Fine. Loser.
I'm so hurt.
Good.
I'm wounded.
Fabulous.
Dejected.
Wonderful.
Disheartened.
Okay Mr. Thesaurus, you can stop now.
Good. I was running out of adjectives. Why are you bored anyway?
Beowulf.
What about it?
It has got to be THE most boring book about a blood thirsty beast that goes on deadly rampages that has ever been written.
Have you seen the movie?
Ugh. No. Why the fuck would I want to see the damn movie if I despise the book?
Sometimes movies are better.
Yeah, right.
It's true!
Name one movie that is better than the book it is based on. I dare you.
What will I get if I win? ;)
What have I told you about that damn winky face? That thing creeps me out. Reminds me of the face Sinjin makes when I catch him staring at me.
Gross.
Right?
Back to the bet. What's my prize if I win?
I dunno. Closet head?
Wait...really?
I'm *really* bored. Besides, I like to see you fail.
Okay. Twilight trilogy.
Fuck you. That entire franchise is a fucking joke. Vampires don't fucking sparkle. They fuck and feast. End of story. I can't believe that you would even mention that piece of shit to me.
You just got yelled at for making some kind of loud noise when you read that, didn't you?
I fucking hate you.
Harry Potter
It's like I don't even know you anymore!
The Crucible.
I think we need to break up.
I'm just messing with you. I've known the answer from the start.
Oh, please, share the title of this elusive movie, that is superior to the book it was based upon?
It's one of your favorite movies.
That's highly improbable.
Coraline.
...um...
Well?
Shit. You win. Meet me in the janitor's closet when the bell rings.
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