"JAPAN ROUTE 1, ALSO KNOWN AS HAJIME ROAD,THIS ROUTE IS A STAIGHT PATH WITH A GENTLE SLOPE THROUGHOUT CONNECTING PALLET TOWN AND VIRIDIAN CITY"
Red left Pallet town with his Charmander out of his pokéball, taking Japan Route 1. So, Drakey? How do you like your new trainer "Char-der-MAN char, der" said the little Charmander, happily saying it just like the "You're the man now, dog" meme. "Well,I guess that means you like me!" said red "Der! Der! Charmander Char!" said Drakey tugging on Red's shirt "What is it, Drakey?... Oh, it's a wild Pidgey! Let's fight it" said Red, excited to have his first battle against a wild Pokémon.
"PIDGEY,THE TINY BIRD POKÉMON,TYPE:FLYING AND NORMAL, IT IS A QUITE DOCILE POKÉMON WHO USUALLY DOESN'T FIGHT WITHOUT PROVOCATION, BUT PIDGEYS FROM A CERTAIN FLOCK LIVING ON JAPAN ROUTE 1 ARE KNOWN TO BE QUITE PROUD AND HOT-HEADED"
"Prrrrrrr!" the little pigeon cooed menacingly. "Oh,Great... I think that this Pidgey is from that flock mentioned in the Pokédex" said Red, a little bit worried "Go, Drakey! Use your scratch attack that worked so well on Blue's Squirtle" commanded Red, but the Pidgey used it's Sand-Attack and Drakey was blinded and couldn't strike. "Oh no you don't! Drakey! Scratch it from behind!" Red commanded. Drakey did as told and manically scratched the Pidgey from behind who then became K.O..! "Yeah! Drakey! Gimme five!" said red, really happy from his first victory that didn't end in someone insulting him, "Char...man...DER!" said the dragon, just like the Skyrim commercial, as he high-fived his trainer. 5 minutes later, Red saw a Rattata "Are you thinking what i'm thinking?" "Char!" said Drakey while nodding
"Let's Battle!"
"RATTATA, THE MOUSE POKÉMON, TYPE: NORMAL, THIS POKÉMON LOVES TO BITE OBJECTS, OTHER POKÉMON AND REPRODUCES VERY QUICKLY AND MIGHT BITE IT'S TRAINER AS A SIGN OF POKÉMON LOVES TO EAT FATTY FOODS, ESPECIALLY IS RUMORED THAT MAKING IT EAT A LOT OF CHEESE CURDS WILL MAKE IT EVOLVE INTO A RATICATE FASTER"
"I know someone who's going to love my mother's poutine!" said Red "Rattata R-A-AT? RA-TATA!" squeaked the rat, as if it was saying "You want to be my trainer? , PROVE YOURSELF!", "Oh you are ON!" said Red, short tempered as always " Go! Drakey", " Char!", " Scratch him like you did with the other ones" said Red. Just then, Drakey had a nasty coughing fit. As Rattata was preparing to tackle the the coughing Charmander, Drakey breathed five small fireballs from it's mouth, charring the poor Rattata. "Pokéball... Go!" shouted Red as he threw the red and white ball at the Rattata. The ball shaked twice, "Come on, be caught already" said Red, unsurprisingly running out of patience again. The ball shaked a third time. Red was getting even more nervous. The ball stopped shaking and emitted it's characteristic Pwuhw sound. Red was visibly overjoyed "I caught my first Pokémon! I caught my first Pokémon!" he said. "Char... Char... MANDER! Char... Char... MANDER! " said Drakey, obviously meaning "Hip... Hip... Hurray!". "Hmm. How should I call him?" pondered Red "Why not... Queso. Yeah! Queso the Rattata! How does that sound?" said Red. The Rattata smiled in his pokéball; he liked that name as much as he liked cheese, a lot. "Hey! Queso! Do you want to come out of your ball and have some of my mother's poutine? I have some in my bag! It's full of huge squeaky cheese curds!" asked Red. Queso was drooling at the mere thought of delicious poutine. He got out of his pokéball before Red had the time to press the button. Drakey looked inquisitive. "Yes, you can have some poutine too, Drakey" said Red. Drakey smiled as he silently ate his poutine.
Queso on the other hand ate his portion quite ravenously, as if he had never eaten before. When he finished he bit Red's hand affectionately. "Ow!" said Red as he moved his hand to avoid being bitten again "I guess that means you like me..." he said before calling Queso back to his pokéball