When we get back to the apartment, Connor collapses onto the couch with a groan.

"Well that was eventful" I say with a grin. I point at Connor "Strip"

He does and I get ice from the freezer and wrap it in a dish towel and hand it to him "Wouldn't want you to get swelling now would we?" I ask with a wink

"I'll be back soon. I'll get dinner, can't be arsed cooking. Pizza okay?" I say and pick up my bag.

"Want me to come with ya?" Murphy asks

I shake my head "No, I'm good"

20 minutes later I walk back in with a bag in my hand and see the boys, both naked, on the floor, side by side, talking on the phone. It's their mother.

I know that because I can hear her voice from here "I mean it now. I carried the two of you little bastards around in my belly at the same time you ungrateful pissants. Ya ruined my girlish figure in one fell swoop, and then ya sucked me dry. My tits are saggin' down ta my ankles. I trip over 'em for Christ sakes, now ya listen ta me, no fighten'!"

All I see right now is Connor's naked ass and, unfortunately, Murphy's towelled covered ass and ice everywhere! "Uh, what's happenin'?" I ask and put the pizza box down on the table.

Both boys look around at me with a look of surprise.

"Oh, I just heard a girl! Is that me Catriona?" Mrs MacManus says excitedly. I've only spoken to her once, she loves me.

"Hey, Mrs MacManus" I say loud enough for her to hear and move around the boys and lie down on my stomach in front of the two brothers, using my elbows to keep my upper half off the floor.

"Oh Darlin', call me Ma" She says "My boys treating ya good?" she asks

"Very good, they saved my face from a butch lesbian today" I reply with a giggle

She laughs loudly "Good boys, I raised them well"

"Aye, you did that" I reply with a giggle

"Shit. I gotta go. Looks like I caused a ruckus with that shot. Half the damn neighbourhood is comin'." She says with a laugh

"Shot?" I say confused

"All right, love ya ma. Listen, before ya go just give us the goods, eh?" Murphy says

"Yeah. It's been twenty-seven years." Connor says

"Still bickerin' over that, huh?" Ma asks

"Come on, ma. Out with it. Who came out first?" Connor asks

"All right, I suppose ya have the right ta know." Ma says and the boys listen intently "Are ya ready?"

"Aye." Both boys say

"The one with the biggest cock!" She yells then bursts out laughing before hanging up.

I burst out laughing. "I love your mum." I tell them and scoot closer to them. I close my eyes and move my face between them.

Nothing happens and I open my eyes to see they are staring at each other penis's "Um, hello?" I say irritably.

"Who is bigger?" Murphy asks

"What?" I ask

"Who's bigger?" Murphy repeats moving in to kiss me lightly.

I smirk then stand "I see why your mum keeps the 'who came first' thing to herself."

Both of their faces drop "Oh, naw, come on Rhi!" Connor protests.

I shake my head "Na"

Murphy climbs to his feet and grips my face "We can get it out of you, you know"

I sigh, too tired and already know since it St Patty's day the boys are going to drag my tired ass out drinking "You're both about the same size to be honest"

Both boys pout. I look at Connor's penis and frown "Although, what's going on there?" I ask, it looks like it shrunk

Connor looks down then up to me quickly "Hey! Come on, I've had ice on mine!"

I walk over to him and slide my hand up his chest and into his hair "Need help warming up?" I ask seductively

Connor grins from ear to ear "Aye"

I turn to Murphy abruptly I can feel Connor's lips on my hair "You heard him Murph, warm him up"

Murphy looks surprised then starts laughing. I can see Connor's hands move out of the corner of my eye and I move out of the way quickly.

I turn and grin at Connor who looks annoyed then smirks dangerously "I don't think so, lass. Get yer arse back here"

My grin grows "Nope"

I back away slowly, turning this joke into a game. Murphy decides he wants to play too as he moves to his feet slowly. This might be fun. My heel hits the platform edge that separates the shower and the main room and fall backwards into the still running, freezing shower. The initial shock from the cold water makes me freeze before I shout and throw myself forward onto my knees and out of the cold water. The boys both start pissing themselves with laughter.

I move my wet hair out of my face and glare at the two. I stand slowly and smirk at the fact the water soaked my shirt and it's see through. I place my hands behind my back slowly and lean forward slightly with an innocent smile on my face.

"I was gonna let you have all of this too" I says to them before shimming my shoulder gently.

They both stop laughing and stare at my see-through shirt. They both step forward but I hold my hand up. "Ah, no. You see I used the word was? Neither of you are getting any of this tonight."

They look at each other and I hate the smirk that crosses both of their faces. They step forward slowly and predatorily. I eye the door, contemplating if I can grab my jacket and get out without them catching me but I realise this is no longer my game anymore. It's theirs. I set off at a run, hoping to catch them off guard but a hand grabs my bicep and pulls me into their completely naked form.

"Don't try and tease us, my love. It won't work." Connor presses his mouth against my ear before saying "Ya only make us want ya more" his hands make quick work of the buttons of my shirt. His hand reaching into my bra.

Murphy is already on his knees in front of me and is removing my skirt. I look down at him and he smirks "You can't win, Rhi."

I step out of my skirt and Murphy separates my legs and smirks up at me "No underwear?"

I grin "Happy Saint Patty's Day."

Both boys laugh and Murphy attacks my vagina with his mouth. I gasp and cling to Connor's hand and neck. Connor peppers my neck with kisses and his free hands plays with my breasts. I can feel Connor's no longer cold. I abruptly pull away from both of them.

I grin "I'm gonna get changed, then we eat"

I can feel their murderous looks on the back of my head as I open my drawer and pull out my emerald green pleated, mini skirt and a black, off shoulder jumper. I have to change my wet bra and put on underwear. I tuck the shirt into the skirt. I slide on a pair of black heels with ankle straps with diamante buckles. As I turn the skirt bellows out then back into my body.

"I've been saving this for today, ain't it cute?" I say with a grin "I love the way it swooshes"

Murphy smirks and walks over to me "I like the way I won't have ta take it off to fuck ya"

I grin and push him away from me "Don't be so dirty and get dressed"