As the night progresses we all get very drunk and very boisterous. Rocco starts playing with our equipment, Murphy does a very dramatic re-enactment of him and Connor falling through the roof, I correct little details such as 'it was on purpose'. Connor decides that my neck is now his new chew toy. I push his head away every couple of minutes when he gets a little too excited. I've noticed than when the boys are drunk, Murphy becomes playful whereas Connor becomes a massive pervert.

Murphy hand smack's Connor's off my thigh "Hands off Connor! She's my girl!"

Connor lifts his head from my neck and looks at his twin with annoyance "She's our girl!"

Rocco snaps "Would you two knock it off! She's not a toy!"

All three of us look at the Italian in shock. Murphy and Connor start laughing "Here, Murph, I think Rocco has a wee crush on Rhi!"

Rocco's eyes widen "No I don't!"

"Shame on you, Roc. You've got a girlfriend" Murphy scolds playfully.

Rocco bangs his hands on the table "I feel sorry for her 'cause she has to deal with you two pricks all the time"

It's my turn to giggle as Rocco's cheeks burn red "I like dealing with these two pricks all the time" The cat jumps up on the table and I reach for it "Oh, kitty!"

I didn't realise how drunk I was until I leaned over the table to pet the cat. I sit back immediately "Oh, dizzy" I say to myself and sink further into my chair.

Connor looks down at me and smirk "Your cheeks are all red, love. It's a lovely colour on ya"

I touch my face and it is indeed warm. In my embarrassment I slink further into my chair and fall off the edge with a gasp of surprise. I didn't realise how close to the edge I was. All three boys start laughing and I crawl under the table. Can't believe I just feel out of my chair!

Murphy's ducks down and looks at me "Come on out, Rhi" He asks with a grin.

I shake my head with a pout "no"

Connor's head joins Murphy and he grins "Come on, love"

Suddenly I hear Rocco sigh and say drunkenly "Oh, boy. You fuckin' guys. You ruined me. I'm fuckin' done. Permanent fuckin' package boy."

I crawl out from under the table and Murphy helps me climb back onto my seat.

"Who said that? You can take credit on that, ya know?" Murphy says with a mouthful of pizza.

"What, are you serious?" Rocco asks also with a mouthful of pizza. I drop my head onto Connor's shoulder.

"Yeah. Fuck it. If you think about it, it's all ya can do, really. I mean, ya can't go in there and tell him it was us." Murphy says

"Climb the corporate ladder, boy. Don Rocco." Connor says and wraps his arm around my shoulder.

"Fuck it. I'm doin' it. I deserve it. I've been workin' for those fat bastards since I've been in high school." Rocco says "Look at this fuckin' place. They're fuckin' me, man. They can suck my pathetic little dick! And I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so the fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it." He stands as he makes his declaration and the boys start laughing "Fuck it! I'm doin' it. It is done!"

He slams his hands down on the table and a gun goes off loudly and Rocco goes flying backwards out of his seat. I scream and dive away from the table. Murphy grabs my shoulders and pushes me into Connor's chest and covers my back with his.

"Shit! Shit, shit!" Rocco screams running over to us and runs his hands over his body "I've been hit!" He calms when he realises he hasn't been.

I hold my chest as my heart rate slows down and stare at the splattered cat on the wall, I suddenly feel quite emotional.

"I can't believe that just fuckin' happened!" Murphy exclaims.

"Is it dead?" Rocco asks

"Of course it's fuckin' dead!" I snap. It's a fucking cat, Catriona, chill!

Murphy looks at me in concern "Are you alright, Rhi"

I point at the wall "Kitty" I mutter sadly.

"It's not your cat" Connor says while patting my shoulder.

I feel my bottom lip pop out "I don' like it when animals die. I always hate that in films. I couldn' watch the Godfather for a year after the horse head thing. What the hell did the poor horse do?"

All three boys look at me stunned then burst out laughing. I glare at them "Shut it!" I snap and plant myself back in my seat. I grab the Jameson and take a long drink. It burns like a bitch but fuck, I need it.

Murphy pulls the bottle off of me and presses his mouth to mine. He pulls away and says "Sorry, Rhi. Forget you're a girl sometimes"

I raise an eyebrow and grin "How? How could ye possibly forget that?" I push him away and stand. I put my hand on top of my breasts "These aren't exactly subtle." I run my hands down my waist to my hips "These are clearly feminine curves" I turn to my side. Lift the jumper a little and run my hand over my ass "And how many guys do ye know have an arse like this?"

Murphy's mouth is open as he watches me run my hands over my body. "Okay, I have a crush" Rocco says.

I look at him surprised "Oops, forgot ye were here, Roc"