"Harry, I think you broke him." Fred snickered standing over Stark as he slapped his face.
Harry was still holding Dummy under the arms as Dummy squished his hands like he wanted Stark to pick him up. He groaned and pulled the child back to his hip.
Clint began to laugh. "Who is going to tell Pepper?"
Harry's color left his face. His eyes whipped over to Natasha. She grunted and shook her head. "Hell no."
"Damn it."
"Damn! Damn! Damn!" Dummy chirped.
Harry's eyes went wide. George burst into laughter. "Yep, you are definitely telling her."
Draco took a step around Harry avoiding him and began to vanish the glass around the room. Harry's eyes slit again when Draco turned to him. Draco smirked looking at the child and kept on with what he was doing. They both knew Draco was safe, for now.
"How the hell did this happen?" Clint asked.
"Wild magic." Draco spoke avoiding Harry as he made it to the couch. "Probably from whatever Harry was doing with Loki's core. It was like breathing in water when I first walked in here. I guess it went somewhere." Draco's eyes went to the child.
"We can't call him Dummy." Harry spoke as he looked at the child grinning at Stark's grey form on the floor.
Natasha grinned. "Tony can give him a better name when he wakes up."
Harry groaned and closed his eyes feeling the magic surrounding Dummy. It was sentient and strong. He didn't think he would be able to change it, but now that Dummy was a child, he didn't think his conscious would let him anyway.
"Stark is going to strangle me."
"Yes." Clint and Natasha's voices almost sang in their utter glee.
"How bad was it when you walked in?"
Natasha perked up. "Cap didn't look so wholesome."
Harry turned around and looked at the three men. Bucky was on his side his head resting on Loki's leg. Loki was straddling Steve and Steve's hand was down the back of Loki's leather pants.
Harry made a humming noise and turned away. Thank goodness he asked Jarvis not to film this. "So, any ideas on waking…"
Thor stormed into the room and took in the scene. "What has happened to my brother?"
Clint smirked. "He was mauled by the Cap."
Thor looked thunderous.
"He seemed to thoroughly enjoy it." Fred added.
"He was moaning like…" George was cut off as Draco elbowed him.
Thor looked confused as he took in the couch and the state of things and flushed. His eyes caught Stark on the floor. "What has happened to the man of Iron?"
Harry pointed to the child in his arms. "I seem to have made him a father. He fainted."
"Like a girl." Fred helped.
"And screamed like one too." George snickered.
Clint and Natasha were grinning. At least, someone was amused.
"Is Bruce in the lab?" Harry asked.
"Yes Sir." Jarvis answered.
Harry nodded and left the room. He made his way to the elevator and let Jarvis take him to Bruce. He followed Jarvis's instructions until he came to the closed lab door. The door unlocked and Harry walked in. Bruce was tapping away at several different monitors when he turned to the sound of Harry's footsteps.
He stopped when he saw the child in Iron Man pajamas. "Do you have another son?"
Harry blushed. "No, I need you to run tests on him and compare him to Stark."
Bruce stopped what he was doing and cleared the screens. "Why?"
Harry gave him a run down on the last few hours. Bruce stood flabbergasted. "What?" His voice finally spoke.
Harry just stood there while Dummy looked around the room. Bruce shook his head and moved going to grab supplies. Really, out of everything that had happened here, this couldn't be the worst thing. Right?
No one came up to join them as Bruce took blood and Harry comforted Dummy while he sniffed after the tears fell. Bruce babied Dummy as much as Harry when he'd been stuck by the needle. They waited until he calmed then ran x-rays and brain scans as the blood work went through. They stayed in the lab for several hours while Bruce went over the findings.
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Draco was pacing. Fred and George had helped him clean up the last of the glass and moved Stark to the bed. Natasha and Clint sat down in the floor waiting for the show. Draco knew they would only leave if bodily pulled out kicking and screaming. They had the dark Weasley humor streak to match his mates.
Thor had moved sitting with his back facing the couch. Draco almost smirked every time the blond God blushed seeing his brother compromised. Only Harry, Draco thought.
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Steve felt himself start to wake. He was burning up. He felt the weight of someone on top of him and his hand automatically began to run over the soft skin above him. The weight shifted and pushed against him like a cat curling into him. He grinned and continued to run his fingers brushing against warm skin.
The body shifted then squawked and went flying off him falling backwards. He moved to grab them and froze looking at Loki. He assessed the situation and jerked his hand out of the back of Loki's pants as Loki flailed away and fell onto the floor with the grace of a bull in a china shop. Everything off the nearby table went flying.
Bucky jerked out of sleep beside him and stared at Steve then Loki. He stood quickly and stood in front of Steve. Steve looked up him shocked and confused. Bucky looked down at his groin and Steve's eyes followed him. He felt his blush light up his entire body as he moved quickly to tuck himself back in. WHAT?
Natasha and Clint both snorted then burst into laughter. He somehow blushed harder. Bucky smirked at him moving so Steve could see Loki standing and doing the same to himself. Bucky smirked again and took in the room as Steve floundered trying to figure out what the hell was going on.
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Bucky was really trying not to laugh. Steve was on his default setting of denial wrapped in confusion overlaid with a cherry like blush. He looked like a kicked puppy. Loki on the other hand was a mix of fury, embarrassment and cockiness. Bucky could see the utter fear in his eyes.
He looked around the room. "Where is Harry?"
Bucky had a vague sense of Draco dragging him away before he started making out with someone. He thinks it was Steve but it could have been Loki. He definitely remembers giving someone a blow job. Loki's eyes met him and smirked. Probably him then, his messed up head was not helping.
Natasha's Cheshire grin met his. "He went upstairs to see Bruce."
Bucky nodded and noticed Stark's body on the bed in Steve's room. He swung out his silver hand pointing.
"He fainted." Fred helped.
Bucky walked into the kitchen and got a large pitcher of water. Everyone was staring at him. He could see them looking at his scars. He hated his scars. He wanted to get a shirt but thought it would make him look weak. The only person who didn't seem bothered by them was Harry, but Harry carried his own.
Bucky moved to the bed and flipped the pitcher over. Stark came up sputtering and screamed.
His eyes locked on Bucky. Bucky waited no emotion on his face even though he wanted to grin. Stark's eyes looked around the room like he was about to be assassinated. His eyes held a wild look. Bucky turned back to the room confused.
Bucky watched Steve take in Stark then looked back at Natasha. Clint was trying not to laugh at Stark as he slid out of bed walking past Bucky and into the room looking at every corner and creeping around like he was about to get slapped.
"What is going on?" Steve finally asked.
Draco explained what had happened since they stunned them.
Bucky had moved back into the living room and taken a seat on the couch to watch everyone.
Loki seemed to be the most confused. "You think what happened altered something Harry did and made a child?"
Draco snorted.
"I want to see this child."
Stark seemed to come to life then. "Why?"
"I've never heard of anything like this. I'm curious."
Stark puffed up and opened his mouth to rant. Thor interrupted him. "Friend Stark, I don't think Loki means anything nefarious by this. I think he is confused as I. I have heard nothing like this before in all of my travels through the realms."
Stark deflated. Steve's eyes were moving over everyone in the room as Bucky watched them. Natasha and Clint seemed to be taking this more as a joke over Stark's discomfort. Fred and George were smirking and speaking quietly behind Draco who stood between confusion and weariness.
"Jarvis, where is Harry?"
"Harry is with Doctor Banner in his lab."
"What are they doing?"
"Doctor Banner is running tests and Harry is currently running back and forth in the lab with the child."
Stark paled at this but walked to the nearest console and began to pull up the information from Banner's lab. His hands were shaking but Bucky didn't comment when he walked behind him to see what he was doing. Blood work results were filtering into the system as it was processed along with brain scans and x-ray scans. Stark was going through them quickly so Bucky could barely process the information. Stark stopped when he found one page showing the DNA pattern of Dummy compared to Stark's. It was almost an exact match. It was so close it could be a clone. Stark sat down in the floor and didn't speak.
Bucky moved letting Natasha take his place by the screens. Lupin walked back into the room and took in the scene. He grabbed the closest twin, Fred, and pulled him out into the hallway.
Natasha snorted after a few minutes. "So, Tony, what are we going to call your son?"
Stark fainted again.
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"Papa?" Dummy asked as Harry collapsed in the floor. He was definitely too old for this.
Harry looked up at Bruce. Bruce's eyes got huge and he immediately turned and walked as far across the lab as possible wanting nothing to do with this conversation.
"He's downstairs."
Dummy looked at him his beautiful brown eyes looking towards the door. Harry moved picking him up and walked to one of the chairs on the other side of the room. He stopped and decided he probably needed to feed him. He pointed to the door and Harry almost smirked as he watched the relieved sigh come from Bruce as he headed out. He made his way to the kitchen. He knew everyone was scattered through the tower so he went ahead and started on something for them to eat. He debated calling take out but threw that idea out the window. Instead, he made them some sandwiches. He hoped to hell this kid had no allergies.
He sat Dummy on the counter as he started to pile the finished sandwiches on a plate before he heard running footsteps. He rolled his eyes. Someone must have told his kids and now they were coming.
They all ran into the room like heathens. James fell over Teddy as they rounded a corner and James dropped his pack of exploding snap cards. They skid across the floor exploding like fire crackers. Dummy jumped.
All the coffee mugs on the table exploded.
"Not me!" Screamed three voices.
Harry turned to Dummy who looked terrified. All Harry could think was… Oh shit! Dummy was a wizard.
A/N- okay so maybe an update before Monday. Probably is riddled in mistakes. Apologies to all!