Chapter Three
This one was harder to write, but I loved it. Enjoy!
*Since it's so short, I'm going post another update tomorrow.
10 Ways to Annoy the Archangel Michael…and Getting Out Alive
Pretend you are dead for at least a thousand years, then pop back right into Heaven when they desperately need more angels to help them in the Apocalypse. That way, Michael won't kill you because the Heavenly Host needs you…but that's assuming if you are an Arch.
Copy his hairstyle and change the colour of your wings into the exact same shade as his, act like him and give out silly orders. WARNING : There is a big chance you won't get out of trouble…but you can always pretend to die and come back up again.
When Michael calls for you and your garrison of angels to come meet him in Starbucks, remember to be late for at least an hour and keep him waiting. Extra tip : Buy a cup of hot coffee and 'accidentally' spill it on his wings or something. To get out of trouble, simply make up a story about getting caught up with demons. Easy. Make sure he buys it, though.
Drop out in the middle of an emergency meeting fibbing about something Father told you to do, then reappear just when it adjourns. That way, Michael can't kill you for 'following Father's orders'.
Purposely 'forget' to follow his orders, then busy yourself, and avoid him all the time. Advised not to use by Loki, the God of Mischief.
Eat chips while talking or discussing something important. The crunchy sound will annoy him. Michael might tell you to finish eating politely, in which you eat with exaggerated slowness, but not too much. Using magic, make the chips multiply until Michael is fed up. If he wants to kill you, he'll be in the Heaven Dungeon for assaulting an angel who has done nothing wrong.
Tune out what Michael says, then when he asks if you've been listening, just say, "What? There's a pretty angel over there!"
Point at a random thing, then shout, "Oooh, look at this!" When he's distracted, slip away quickly. You'll get a nice day off, perfect for stretching your wings…*Pray that he forgets about it the next time you meet him*
Laugh or snigger behind his back, tell some particular interesting story to the younger angels…and make sure word of it reaches Michael's ears. He'll be fuming, but that's still no excuse to kill someone.
Put some sticky glue on the floor of Michael's office. When he asks who did it at the Council, look mystified.
YOU MUST BE A GOOD ACTOR FOR THIS.
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