Guess who's back! That's right, I am. Your favorite Yoruichi creator and alternate universe writer.

Yoruichi: You're the only Yoruichi creator.

Itachi: And that's a serious assumption that might not even be true.

Me: Hush you two or you don't get your moment. –crickets have their moment- That's what I thought. Now, on with the chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or its characters. I only own Yoruichi and Kimiko.

Chapter seven: A Fair Day

~Sasuke~

"Welcome to my humble home, Itachi-san and Sasuke-san. Please come in and make yourselves comfortable," Kimiko grinned.

"Where's Yoruichi?" Itachi asked as we walked in.

"Fighting a war with her appearance." I sat on the couch, and she lay down next to me with her head in my lap. I allowed it because the action was harmless. Itachi sat in an armchair. "First she had to choose between her three bikinis because she wanted to look sexy but not slutty. Then she had to find a suitable outfit for the fair to look hot yet casual. Now her hair is being totally and completely uncooperative."

"Kimi…." The younger Yuhi giggled as the elder growled from the top of the staircase. Itachi stood up to meet Yoruichi at the base of the stairs as she walked down to us. She smiled and slid her hand into his. At that point, I turned away.

"Good morning, Ita-kun."

"Nani?" I looked back at them once again with wide eyes. Since when does she…?

"Good morning, koibito." Kimiko shot up to look at our siblings just as their lips met in a kiss. The younger Yuhi giggled softly at my indignant expression.

"I told you they're together now!"

"Yuhi Kimiko, if you do not shut up and stop telling my business," Yoruichi growling, pulling away from my brother. Sighing, I leaned my head back against the couch back.

"If I had known you two would be like this in the morning, I would not had agreed to the half beach part of the day." I heard a soft giggle and sighed once again. After a moment, a slightly familiar weight settled in my lap. "Get off."

"Nope. Not until you take that back." I opened my eyes and was surprised to see Kimiko's face a few inches from my own.

"Why should I? It's true."

"No, it's not." When I refused to respond, she pouted at me. "Oh, come on, Sasuke! You know you'd come with us no matter how weird we tend to get."

"Keep telling yourself that." She huffed.

"Fine, be that way." She got out of my lap and sat at the other end of the couch with her arms crossed over her chest.

"Come on, you two. The beach awaits our arrival," Yoruichi chuckled. Standing, Kimiko and I grabbed our beach bags and followed our siblings outside.

The drive to Konoha's beach was more awkward that I would care for. Or at least it was in the back seat. Itachi and Yoruichi were talking about different dance studios they could possibly go to. Kimiko was ignoring me with her arms crossed. Hn. Childish.

"Aww, your otouto is getting lonely, Ita-kun," I heard the female sixteen year old tease. I sighed.

"No, I am not."

"Yes, you are so."

"What possible reason do I have to be lonely? I'm in a car full of overtalkative idiots." Itachi snorted softly.

"Well, one of those 'overtalkative idiots' happens to be your best friend, and she's refusing to speak to you," he pointed out. I scoffed.

"I know Naruto has his moments, but he is, in fact, a he. Not a she. And I know all I have to do is text him to tell him to call me, and he will be blowing my ear off in an instant." Kimiko sighed and her sister pulled out her phone.

"Well then, Sasuke. How about you go ahead and text Naruto to bring you some lunch?"

"Nani?"

"After all, she made a wonderful meal just for her tomato loving best friend. But I do believe someone from Erito Academy would enjoy the spaghetti with homemade tomato sauce and tossed salad with extra tomatoes."

"You made that for me?" I looked over at Kimiko with surprise in my eyes.

"Of course I did. Why wouldn't I?"

"Hn." I reached over and grabbed her hand. When she didn't pull her hand out of my grasp, I pulled her closer to me. "Naruto would be alright being my second best friend."

"You're only saying that because I cooked you an awesome lunch," she grumbled. I grabbed her chin and looked into her eyes.

"Uchihas don't like for food."

"Sasuke-kun." I can not explain why that made something stir within me. All I know is the honorific –kun slipped past her lips at the end of my name.

And I liked it.

~Line Break~

"The lights are brightly shining. So bright they're almost blinding."

"But even the machine glow of brilliant bulbs and natural stars can't compare to your beauty." Kimiko and I rolled our eyes at our siblings' soft singing.

"Let's play some games, you two! You can flirt and compliment each other on the Ferris Wheel!" With a chuckle, Itachi and Yoruichi followed us to the line of games. We had just gotten to the fair, and Kimiko made dang sure I knew what she wanted.

"Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke!" The girl tugged on my shirt sleeve and pointed. When I looked, I saw that she was pointing to a large white teddy bear.

"Let me guess. You want me to win it for you."

"Oh, would you? Please?!" I sighed and walked up to the stand. Out of the corner of my eye, I watched Itachi and Yoruichi walk to a different stand.

"What do I have to do to win that one?" I nodded to the bear.

"Pop all forty-nine balloons," the man responded. I pulled out a five.

"Give me fifty darts." He slid me the box after taking the money, and I took a deep breath. In quick succession, I popped forty-eight of the forty-nine balloons. The center one just bounced the dart right back, meaning it was rigged.

"Sasuke-kun?" I could hear the sadness in her voice. I poked my finger on the dart, testing its sharpness.

"You will have your bear.

I threw the dart with all my might, and the balloon easily popped. Kimiko squealed and hugged me around the neck.

"You did it, Sasu-kun!" My heart leapt even as she pulled away to accept the bear. The Yuhi hugged the bear to her chest, smiling with glee. What on earth is this girl doing to me?

"How did you figure out you needed to use a lot of force for the last one?" I turned around and saw Itachi and Yoruichi standing behind us. The latter was hugging a black and red teddy bear almost as tall as she was.

"The dart was too blunt to the touch. The first time I tried, it just bounced right off the balloon."

"And he's a genius." I blushed lightly as Kimiko kissed my cheek.

"Let's go on the Ferris Wheel now," Yoruichi suggested. We nodded and followed the two sisters to the ride.

When we got on the ride, Kimiko and I sat on either side of the seat awkwardly. I glanced over at her in time to see her look away with a blush.

"I'm sorry about earlier. I hadn't meant to call you Sasu-kun."

"Don't be. I liked it."

"Nani?" She looked at me in surprise, and I gave her a half smile. I pulled her closer to me and touched a strand of her dark hair. "Sasu…-kun?" My heart fluttered at the innocent way she said it.

"I like it a lot," I whispered before covering her lips with my own gently. Her breath caught in her throat, and I became nervous when she didn't respond. What if I had misjudged her actions? I wouldn't be able to bear losing what we have. Just as I was about to pull away, her hand cupped my cheek gently.

And she kissed me back.

Yep, it was my plan to bring Kimiko and Sasuke together. The boy deserves love, you know? I couldn't leave him out and just let Itachi have all the fun.

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-RozaCourt