DawnShipping
I've been romantically paired with other people by fans? Well, I'm not sure how I feel about that. Maybe I should take a look at this…
AkatsukiShipping – Dawn x Cyrus
Cyrus? Ew, no. Does that man even have feelings?
AnnemaeShipping – Dawn x Iris
Iris is awesome! We're only friends, though.
AppealShipping – Dawn x Zoey
Zoey is my rival, but she's also my best girl friend. I don't love her, but I get this really strange vibe from her sometimes. She really likes to sit close to me…
AttackTwinleafShipping – Dawn x Galactic grunt
…Any Galactic grunt? What are you trying to say?
BeaconShipping – Dawn x Volkner
I think Volkner's kinda cute. But no, I don't like him like that.
BelleShipping – Dawn x Drew
I've never met Drew. May says he's arrogant, though.
BondageShipping – Dawn x Ariados
WHAT THE HELL?!
BreakTheCutieShipping – Dawn x King of Pokélantis (Ash)
This scares me!
BrightShipping – Dawn x Khoury
Um, no… I think him and Lyra are cute together.
BrokenShipping – Dawn x Giratina
LOLWAT. THIS IS POPULAR?!
BunbunShipping – Dawn x Buneary
My Buneary? Ugh, no… Pokémon, guys. Do people actually enjoy Poképhilia...?
BurnHairShipping – Dawn x Cyndaquil
That wasn't funny! My hair is sacred to me! Don't joke about that!
CandidShipping – Dawn x Solaceon Editor
This is one needy man… No…
CavalierShipping – Dawn x Gary
I admire Gary a lot and he's kinda cute, but I don't love him. I'm not a fangirl, I promise.
CheerLeadingShipping – Dawn x her Pokémon
AND ONE POKÉMON WASN'T BAD ENOUGH?!
ChildhoodShipping – Dawn x Leona
Leona and I? No, we're just childhood friends.
ChoqueShipping – Dawn x Marley
Marley intimidated me a bit, but she was pretty cool.
ClearwaterShipping – Dawn x Empoleon
*Facepalm* Seriously?
CollapseShipping – Dawn, Minun x Plusle (Ursula's)
THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!
CoordinatedShipping – Dawn x Infernape
Sigh… No.
DarkLightShipping – Dawn x Illusion!Ash (Zorua)
See, now that's just not cool. Stupid Zorua…
DawnGeorgeShipping – Dawn x Don George
Ha. I see what you did there.
DepressedShipping – Dawn x Monferno
Yes, depressed that someone paired me WITH A FREAKING POKÉMON!
DerpShipping – Dawn x Psyduck
DERP?!
ElationShipping – Dawn x Cheryl
Cheryl is sweet, but we're not romantically involved.
EnsembleShipping – Dawn x Looker
The detective? No, guys, I don't think so…
FoolShipping – Dawn x Hunter J
Nu-uh! Someone did not really try to pair me with her! Ugh!
FortuneShipping – Dawn x Lucas
Lucas is a really good friend of mine. We're friendly rivals, along with Barry.
GirlPowerShipping – Dawn x Cynthia
I seem to be paired with Cynthia a lot. I don't understand why. I think people have some weird fetishes…
HandyShipping – Dawn x Ambipom
FETISHES, GUYS.
HeatTagShipping – Dawn x Conway
Conway? Yeah, I don't think so. No, no, no…
HeiseiShipping – Dawn x Reggie
Paul's brother is the complete opposite of him. I don't even understand how they're related. But I don't like him like that.
HighMaintenanceShipping – Dawn x Jessie
Gosh, no!
IkariShipping – Dawn x Paul
Ugh, Paul! He's a complete meanie and a jerk and a douche and selfish and a terrible human being and I just wanna punch him and he's stupid and I hate his hair and he wears an awful scowl and he's horrible to his Pokémon and I hate him.
Yeah.
InfraRedShipping – Dawn x Mars
This pairing is popular, too. I don't get it. Mars and I? No. No.
IronWillShipping – Dawn x Riley
I think Riley's a good guy. He gave me an egg! Is that supposed to mean something?
JustHereShipping – Dawn (anime) x Dawn (game)
Whoa! What? Huh? HUH?!
KikooShipping – Dawn x any new ribbon
How can I be paired with an item? FETISH!
LightrockShipping – Dawn x Brock
I think of Brock like an older brother, not a boyfriend.
LilBlueShipping – Dawn x Piplup
No!
MorningwoodShipping – Dawn x Professor Oak
THAT'S DISGUSTING!
NacreShipping – Dawn x Johanna
THAT'S MY MOTHER! GROSS!
OstentatiousShipping – Dawn x Ursula
Oh, Arceus, no. No.
OysterShipping – Dawn x Misty
I haven't met Misty yet. She's someone I would like to meet, though.
PachiShipping – Dawn x Pachirisu
No, guys! No!
PandoraShipping – Dawn x Saturn
Ugh, no.
PearlShipping – Dawn x Ash
No…I know Ash has a huge fanbase of ships with him and his traveling partners, but we're just good friends. Ash probably wouldn't know what love was even if it hit him right in the face. He's pretty dense.
PenguinShipping – Dawn x Kenny
Kenny is one of my best guy friends. I hear he has a crush on me, but I dunno. He's just a good friend to me.
PikapearlShipping – Dawn x Pikachu
No…
PikariShipping – Dawn, Kenny x Leona
Pikari? VERY FUNNY, GUYS! HAHA!
PimpleShipping – Dawn x Grimer
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE FANS OF POKÉMON?!
PyrapeShipping – Dawn x Chimchar
*Headdesk* NO!
RetroShipping – Dawn x Jupiter
Arcues, no. That girl is nuts.
SapphirePearlShipping – Dawn x May
I admire May very much and we're really good friends. I don't like her like that.
SavantShipping – Dawn x Cilan
Cilan's a really cool guy, but I feel like he's full of himself sometimes. Besides, I think he likes someone else…
SexyShipping – Dawn x James
C'mon, now. I wouldn't be bothered by the name of this ship if I weren't paired with James of all people.
ShaunaShipping – Dawn x Ash (under the assumption that they are long-lost siblings)
What? Incest, now? HAS ANYONE WRITTEN FANFICTION ABOUT THIS?! WHO DOES THIS?!
ShowOffShipping – Dawn x Max
Show off? OFFENDED! Max is too young for me.
SmexyGlassesShipping – Dawn x Roark
Those glasses are smexy. But I don't like Roark that way.
SoShippableShipping – Dawn x Yellow
…Am I really that shippable? FOR ARCEUS'S SAKE, ARE THERE ENOUGH POKÉMON ON THIS LIST?! Wait, is that implying something? But Yellow is a sweet girl.
StepFatherIkariShipping – Dawn x Brandon
…Wait, is this implying that Brandon is really Paul and Reggie's dad…? Hold on, why am I paired with him? Ugh, no!
StockingsShipping – Dawn x Lyra
Nah, Lyra and I are just friends.
TotalEclipseShipping – Dawn x Darkrai
There sure is a lot of fanart for this ship...
TsuyaShipping – Dawn x Buck
Buck is much too hyper…
TwinleafShipping – Dawn x Barry
Maybe I should have saved the hyper description for Barry, hehe. No, Barry and I are really good friends. We grew up together. But that's all.
UrbanChicaShipping – Dawn x Platinum
…It'd be creepy to date someone who looks just like you…
VeryPedoShipping – Dawn x Spenser (Frontier)
VERY PEDO INDEED!
VisMaVieShipping – Dawn x Princess Salvia
This is the third time I've been paired with a near duplicate of myself! That's weird!
WaywardCaveShipping – Dawn x Mira
Too young. And kinda bratty…
WinsomeShipping – Dawn x Muk
SICK PEOPLE!
Final Thoughts
Oh my Arceus, that was a train wreck. And I sure did learn some things about the Pokémon fanbase…
I think I'm gonna stay away from fanfiction…
I feel that Dawn is targeted the most for the most disturbing ships in the fanbase, mostly because of the way she dresses…
I'm assuming.
~Midori
P.S. The PikariShipping entry is a joke on the Japanese nickname that Kenny and Leona gave to Dawn. Dee Dee (Diamond Dandruff) was based off of Dawn while Pikari (Pika meaning sparkle) was based off of Hikari.